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[Empress Valencia]

In addition to being ass friendly, right?

[Empress Valencia]

It took drunk Tinister a while to find this the other night. Dunno why he wanted to see it in the first place though.

TEE HEE!

[dunkinbean]

Remincing of better days, I suppose.

[Empress Valencia]

Better days?  :i almost skullfucked a moose

[dunkinbean]

You know how it is.

[Empress Valencia]

For black is the suede that mows... like... a harvest.

That's how it is, SVARRENGLOSSENII.

[dunkinbean]

What...?

Explaborate in terms a 3 year old would understand.

[Empress Valencia]

Don't get confused on me now.

[dunkinbean]

Too late. Now what are you gonna do about this mess?

[Empress Valencia]

Purge the weak and start again.

[dunkinbean]

But you're out of continues.

[Empress Valencia]

But I have rolls and rolls of unused quarters at my disposal! How can I be out of continues?

[dunkinbean]

Banana.

[Empress Valencia]

Orange you glad too?

[dunkinbean]

I don't talk to inmates. Now shut-up and don't bother me!

[Empress Valencia]

Only if you kill me first, foo. Otherwise SIU, bitch.

[dunkinbean]

Sailors in Uniform?

[Empress Valencia]

Suck it up.

[dunkinbean]

Was an abbreviation absolutley necassary?

[Empress Valencia]

To properly set forth the amount of arrogance I have in general, and the amount of disdain I have for you in particular... yes. Yes, it was absolutely and unequivocally essential I have an abbreviation there.

FYI.

Do you intend on doing something about it?

[scrotie mcboogerballs]

stop this silliness

[Empress Valencia]

Go to here: 

[dunkinbean]

I think he's just afraid. Afraid of us.

[The Cabbage]

He's afraid of his own feelings. For us.

So like that guy in American Beauty who has a crush on Kevin Spacey, he tries to purge his inner thoughts through violence.

[Empress Valencia]

You smell of pickle

[dunkinbean]

Sure it's not yourself?

[Empress Valencia]

No, for I smell of spicy chicken and wine. Sometimes mustard.

[dunkinbean]

How exactly can you smell a flavor?

[Dragonair]

Seeing as they're intricately linked on a physical level, I do not see a problem.

[Empress Valencia]

Because, silly, the two are so closely intertwined. Duh.

Edit: Yeah, the Gnome knows where it is at.

[dunkinbean]

He is The Dragonair. Far from a gnome.

[Empress Valencia]

If you says so...

[The Cabbage]

This is a dragonair.


This is a gnome.

Any questions?

[Dragonair]

What does a red morning sky portend?

[Empress Valencia]

Green sky at night, sailor's delight.
Green sky at morning, sailor take a warning.

I assume it works pretty much the same way with a red sky. Or maybe it just means there is a fire on the way to burn your place of residence down. I suppose either one gets the job done.

(in best Clark Gable voice) Quite frankly, my dear Nair, I don't give a damn.

[Dratini SE]

Green sky at night, sailor's delight.
Green sky at morning, sailor take a warning.

IF YOU EVER WANT TOO KNOOOOW ME  AND IF YOU EVERR FEEEL LIKE I COULD AND IF YOU EVER WANT TO KNOW ME AND IF YOU EVER FEEL LIKE I SHOULD

ITS A SILENT STEEEEEEEEPLLLEEE THAT CARRIES US DOWN

/dispatch

[Empress Valencia]

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[dunkinbean]

Fine.

[Empress Valencia]

Fine enough to dine on wine?

[Old fart Toby]

Gnome?


That's an old pic. I don't wow no mo.

[Empress Valencia]

A little too much facial hair considering it is Nair we are talking about, but I guess it'll do.

Thanks.

[Tiniphen]

You've been saying "thanks" a lot recently, are you feeling alright?

[Empress Valencia]

O_O

[Tiniphen]

I take that as a yes?

[Empress Valencia]

-_-

[Tiniphen]

Is that so?

[Dragonair]

Yes.

[Empress Valencia]

Are you sure?

[Dragonair]

Yes.

[Empress Valencia]

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