It's a bit long so I don't think the simultaneous clit action'll work very well. I've been told that using the curved end is great for G-spot stimulation, so maybe I'll try that.
You're absolutely right. 'Tis the season!
Girls are retarded when it comes to toys. I've known plenty that go ga-ga over the silliest of rubber cocks. I need to pick up some ropes and other lite bondage gear, though slapping and choking are both awesome and FREE.
Don't forget scratching!
As for bondage I always thought using ties was classy and convenient. And also sometimes fun considering I own a series of Scooby Doo ties. That was just simple stuff though... nothing you'd need yards of rope for. I've always been kind of curious though.