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Das Drifter
Member
(7/8/03 10:28 pm)
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The 15 Pacifists
I think I'm going to make this movie about these 15 people who, in their state of boredom and existential uncertainty, sought out an obscure online forum from which to garner enlightenment. However, rather than saying anything, they felt they could best be immersed in this zen like state by blankly staring at their computer screen. The script calls for them to do this for several more hours, masturbate, then go to sleep with their computers still running. I'm hoping New Line cinema might pick it up.
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Mandrang Ganon
Kupo for Kupo Nuts
(7/8/03 9:34 pm)
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Re: The 15 Pacifists
New Line found a no-name Aussie gross-out filmmaker and gave him $310 million to adapt an unfilmable story to the screen. I'm sure they'd be more than happy to bankroll you.
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Mystere IX
Member
(7/8/03 10:27 pm)
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Re: The 15 Pacifists
New Zealand, noob.
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Efreit
3rd Crazy Aussie
(7/8/03 10:59 pm)
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Re: The 15 Pacifists
The vushion of Pitir Jecksin...
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Agent Durden
Administrator
(7/9/03 12:03 am)
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Re: The 15 Pacifists
*tries his hand at casting*
Chuck = Corey Feldman
Erin = Gabrielle Union
Abby = Katie Holmes
Joe = Alan Thicke
Matt = Corey Haim
Tim = Jeff Kober
Matthew Good = David Caruso
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Das Drifter
Member
(7/9/03 1:05 am)
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Re: The 15 Pacifists
As the director, I'll definitely appoint Chuck as the official casting director.
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Absolut JJtH
Mattnar of
the Hill People
(7/9/03 5:43 pm)
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dgfhhgfh
Oh yeah, man. I catch the live performance every day.
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Death Valley Queen
Sheep
(7/9/03 9:40 pm)
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Re: dgfhhgfh
The support of my African heritage is greatly appreciated, Chuck.
Buggrit!
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