An outsider's impression of Boardcon/05.

Succubus · Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 7

As I was looking through some previous posts I noticed quite a few of you calling me Succubus...so I thought I would enlighten you.
Hi I'm succubus, Koorosh's oops wait, "Kirk's" girlfriend. After spending a weekend with you guys I had to sign up so I could comment on Boardcon. Although I must admit, it was difficult. I've observed this board for awhile and have been scared away by threats of rape and walking armless dogs.

The weekend was amazing. It was so awesome meeting all you guys. You guys are nice and crazy and perverted...I like it.
Thanks Luke and Joe for taking us around New York City!
I must say, it was so nice to see all you guys just come together and hang out and get along. I got to know you guys and learned something about all you guys in just one weekend, I've never experienced something like that before.

Here's some of my first-time observations of you guys since I never knew anything about you before this weekend.

-Starr is very pretty and soo easy going and nice (Q is a pimp! He broke the headboard in the hotel having crazy monkey sex!)
-Shy never runs out of energy and I must agree with the others, she's got one hell of a rack.
-Orky was so cool and remembered my name! Him and Luke were the only ones!
-Jim reminded me of an "all-american" kind of guy....he made a good brown guy with that crazy turbin too.
-Jeff...I saw that kid jump over cars, people, walls, you name it.
-Joe is an italian mob gangster man...love the voice.
-Stringer never stopped smiling!
-Maggy...funniest drunk ever..he has some impressive puking sound effects and some great beef jerky stories.

You guys are the funnest people ever! Thanks so much for an amazing weekend. Anyone who missed out on Boardcon..what were you thinking...you definetly missed out. I hope I'm around for the next one!

Tinister · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:22 pm Post subject:

Where did Kirk come from anyway?
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Efreit · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:22 pm Post subject:

I was thinking, "Damnit, I want to go to Boardcon" actually. Well, I wasn't, but that's what I'm thinking now. I should seriously start up a "Pay Freet's way to the next one" fund - does anyone think it'd take off?
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Reitz · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:23 pm Post subject:

From when he didn't want us to know he was brown.
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Hitman · Administrator/1999 Joined: 31 Jan 2004 Posts: 2218

Who's the nerd now?

Krono · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:27 pm Post subject:

Let me che... yeah, yeah. It's still all of us.

Efreit · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:27 pm Post subject:

C'mon, guys?

Anyone?

$20 bucks a piece would still help :\
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Hitman · Administrator/1999 Joined: 31 Jan 2004 Posts: 2218

Man, I'll fully donate.

Rinn · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:28 pm Post subject:

Can I be the nerd?

Tinister · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:29 pm Post subject:

The One · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:29 pm Post subject:

I would donate just to hear the sexy accent.

Efreit · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:31 pm Post subject:

Charlizard · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:34 pm Post subject:

Someone's jealous.

It Doesn't Matter · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:34 pm Post subject:

I love Tinister. Seriously. The guy rocks.

Hitman · Administrator/1999 Joined: 31 Jan 2004 Posts: 2218

I think it'd be cool if at one point ALL of us met each other. Maybe not at the same time but after a couple more Boardcons I think the entire board should have a face and personality to match the internet persona. It certainly makes the place more interesting and I think we've known each other long enough to make that work.

That's why I'll donate. He does live pretty far and if you lived in Australia I'd donate 20 bucks to fly your ass over here too, Tini.

Tinister · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:48 pm Post subject:

That's fine. I was just saying the whole "I'm so fucking awesome" banter is getting increasingly retarded and wouldn't bother if that's why we were donating.
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Who Cares · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:48 pm Post subject:

If I'm not in debt, I don't mind pitching a few dollars to anyone who has extraordinary expenses.

Be free with your money, people. It comes and it goes, and you can always find a way to get more of it, whereas some opportunities only come now and again or once in a lifetime.

Hitman · Administrator/1999 Joined: 31 Jan 2004 Posts: 2218

Couldn't agree more Luke.

Efreit · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:51 pm Post subject:

Actually, Tinister, I'd like you all to donate because I really do believe I'm far superior to everyone, especially you. I hold myself in the highest regard, and am so intensely egotistical that I find it very difficult to slot into any kind of society, mainly because I'm yet to locate a society that is accomodative of my sheer expertise in every facet known to man. I am unto a god, and you're being a prick.
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Keiver · **Formerly VGX** :fail Joined: 27 Dec 1999 Posts: 5483

I was surprised how freely alot of people used their money. The only one who didn't actually, was MG. Go figure.

On a side note, Tej fit in pretty well. Somehow she survived the videogames. Then again, how much Vodka did she drink?

And on another note, props to joe for going up to hitty and asking him if Tej was the girl he was posting pictures of, that was facking halarious. Her mouth was wide open.

Efreit · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:08 pm Post subject:

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Zelda1 · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:08 pm Post subject:

I'd donate something. I'll have money by then.

Who Cares · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:10 pm Post subject:

MG paid for his tolls, it was actually Jim who split the most hairs about the food bills.

Dallas · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:11 pm Post subject:

Aw, Tej is cool.
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It Doesn't Matter · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:11 pm Post subject:

Haha. Jim is great though.

I can't believe he didn't eat that fuckin' burger. I should have threw him on the table and given him the Sharpshooter.

Jim · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:42 pm Post subject:

Umm, I would prefer you people send me your 20 bucks, but i'll explain that in my boardcon thread when i'm done catching up.

Abuelo RPG · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:57 pm Post subject:

you guys should also donate for me.
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Dallas · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:58 pm Post subject:

I'll donate a dick in your ass.
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Archdeco · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:59 pm Post subject:

I'd start a counter-fund. If that's possible. Maybe we could use the money to bribe the airport guys.

(ubone SE KE · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:29 pm Post subject:

Cool thread. I was so afraid we were freaking you out.
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Tony Knightcrawler · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:12 pm Post subject:

It's awesome you had so much fun, yeah. I'd donate $20 to one person for the next Boardcon. We should have a Survivor competition to see who gets it!

Absolut JJtH · Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:59 am Post subject:

I would give a thousand dollars to meet with Freet, and a punch in the nose for Tinister, that big bitch.

XD · Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:46 am Post subject:

Maybe we should start a save toby/kill toby type site, lure people into it, and ask for donations. Then we can get everyone to the next boardcon easily. That always works when you're short on money.... I think.
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