An Immodest Proposal

Absolut JJtH · Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:33 pm Post subject: An Immodest Proposal

The mods of this board should be overall secret mods of everything in Khakain. The secret elite society pulling the strings from behind the curtian. Like VGX.

Efreit · Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:58 pm Post subject:

Agreed.
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Who Cares · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:05 am Post subject:

Make us a secret exclusive group admin account which we all have access to.

Krono · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:11 am Post subject:

This could be the single best thing to happen to the board. Except for, ya know, the people that aren't in it.

Who Cares · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:13 am Post subject:

Those people aren't really people.

Dunkinbean · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:38 am Post subject:

I think we need to pull a hoax.

Efreit · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:17 am Post subject:

Consider it done. Give me a minute.
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Efreit · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:24 am Post subject:

We're like the Illuminati, only cooler.

Username: Justice
Pass: exclusive
Rank: Administrator

Go crazy.
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Who Cares · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:31 am Post subject:

I love you, Freet.

Dunkinbean · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:32 am Post subject:

What's the point if mods can just check the IPs of whoever is on Justice?

Who Cares · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:34 am Post subject:

Simple.

We de-mod everyone else.

Step one in board conflict.

Dunkinbean · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:34 am Post subject:

Okay, let's de-mod all non-members.

Dunkinbean · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:36 am Post subject:

Actually, wait. Let's have Freet make an announcement that he's gona demod lots of people since there was some "abusement" by someone, or something.

Efreit · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:50 am Post subject:

I'll do that now.
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Absolut JJtH · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:53 am Post subject:

Really start some controversy by saying they lose mod abilities and we get them basically because they're nerds and we're the cool group.

Who Cares · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:54 am Post subject:

You should de-mod everyone everywhere, actually, so people can't tell. Including us.

Eh, maybe leaving stuff like the political board and music board intact because everyone's a mod there, but ya know what I mean.

Efreit · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:55 am Post subject:

Get to work de-modding, guys. The trap has been set.
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DAVE · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:07 am Post subject:

Holy shit you guys are awesome.

Krono · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:16 am Post subject:

Ahahahaha, this is so great.

Shadowlynk · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:20 am Post subject:

I thought I said nothing that de-oranged my name! Wink

Well, whatever, I'll keep up appearances. Have fun.
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Efreit · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:21 am Post subject:

We won't de-orange you.
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Krono · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:22 am Post subject:

Tiny's the only one I'm worried about. How has he not made posts on here yet?

Efreit · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:23 am Post subject:

Tini is with us. He won't betray the Brotherhood.
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Absolut JJtH · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:26 am Post subject:

The clincher of this would be making me admin and banning Joe. That would piss everyone off real nice. You could de-ban him later (if you reeeeaaally want to), and if you go along with it 'Hey, he's admin and has his reasons. We can't do anything' it would be hilarious.

Shadowlynk · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:27 am Post subject:

I was kidding around anyway. Heck, if we have to de-orange temporarily to keep up appearances I'll do it.
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Dunkinbean · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:32 am Post subject:

Have fun.

DAVE · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:39 am Post subject:

Alright, so now everyone is de-moded, what's next? Any ideas for where we're going to take this whole thing?

Dunkinbean · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:41 am Post subject:

Freet is gona make everyone in the club here a mod, and we're gona set up "NBO 2". Sans the name, but with the same beliefs that the board is really shitty and neds a new iron administration.

Efreit · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:43 am Post subject:

I'll wait a day, laugh at the fallout, then mod everyone from this board, saying "this is the new administration for now, these are the guys I trust". Then we'll wait, laugh some more, and start ruling with an iron fist.
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DAVE · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:44 am Post subject:

Efreit · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:44 am Post subject:

Maybe someone is still fucking around with the Board. I'll catch them.
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Efreit · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:03 am Post subject:

If you did that, people would instantly know it's a hoax.
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Efreit · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:10 am Post subject:

Yeah, you can do pretty much anything.
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Shadowlynk · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:12 am Post subject:

Oh yeah. Me and Tinister have screwed with each others' profiles on numerous occasions. 'tis harmless, and fun.
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Absolut JJtH · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:28 am Post subject:

I wanted Absolut JJtH the admin to ban Joe and have noone do anything about it. It would piss off a lot of people.

Oh well.

Efreit · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:29 am Post subject:

*shrug* I'm fine with that.
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DAVE · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 4:08 am Post subject:

Yeah, so we can unban him, and then when 'Freit decides that he's going to give us powers, JJtH can re-ban joe with them, just so people know it's him doing it.

Absolut JJtH · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 4:14 am Post subject:

I'm already loving these powers. Check out Archdecos new avatar. Last thing I change, I swear.

DAVE · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 4:21 am Post subject:

DAVE · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 4:25 am Post subject:

Also, for anyone that wasn't in the chat tonight:

You have just entered room "Laughing at the jerks."
Tinister has entered the room.
lynk71 has entered the room.
xxx Efreit xxx has entered the room.
Dunkinbean has entered the room.
FunkmastaScoop has entered the room.
Who Cares0707 has entered the room.
FunkmastaScoop: I AM JUSTICE. BOW.
Dunkinbean: We need to make this look like a hoax within a hoax
Dunkinbean: In a few weeks, another board gets deleted, and we determine that it must be Freet hoaxing.
Tinister: I see you've read my PM SL
Pldn07: within at least 3 other hoaxes
Dunkinbean: Yes.
lynk71: Hmmm.....
Dunkinbean: So with our power be ban Freet. He apologiszes, and we decided to let him back in.
xxx Efreit xxx: i wouldn't apologise
Tinister: How can you ban Freet, he's like the superadmin
xxx Efreit xxx: im too spiteful and omnipotent
xxx Efreit xxx: im the grandfather, because i never get involved.... UNTIL NOW
Tinister: That's like banning CJayC, the board starts falling apart, literally
Pldn07: We'll keep on going HOAX, and people will never know when to know when things are back to normal or anything yet.
xxx Efreit xxx: lets make this elaborate
xxx Efreit xxx: if we end up needing to ban me
xxx Efreit xxx: i can still use Justice
xxx Efreit xxx: to fuck around
Dunkinbean: yes
TheRealKaiser has entered the room.
Dunkinbean: How should Justive fit into this?
Tinister: still though, your account is tied to the board
Tinister: I'd rather not untie that
xxx Efreit xxx: yeah true
xxx Efreit xxx: dont reveal justice as a character
xxx Efreit xxx: keep it hidden, otherwise the hoax will be obvious
FunkmastaScoop: Man, being an abusive admin would be too easy with too many hilarious opportunities. I don't know how you guys don't capitalize.
xxx Efreit xxx: just use it as a tool
FunkmastaScoop: Willpowers of steel, all of you.
Dunkinbean: Justice is the mysterious admin nobody knows nothing of
Pldn07: The RealKaiser is HalfMT, just so you know, guys. He's a part of the secret board, too, so he's in on this.
xxx Efreit xxx: ive always been the awesome one
lynk71: It's called "self control". ;-)
lynk71: KK
xxx Efreit xxx: i just sit quietly and wait
TheRealKaiser: i'll watch
lynk71: Hmm. My messages took a good hour to show up there. :-)
xxx Efreit xxx: this is our era, boys
Tinister: Couldn't we just fake ban freet? I mean, if you just hide his profile and say he's banned who's gonna know?
xxx Efreit xxx: this is OUR TIME
Who Cares0707: Self control? *looks at AD*
xxx Efreit xxx has left the room.
xxx Efreit xxx has left the room.
Dunkinbean: We should pick on Joe
Dunkinbean: We make it look like Matt is doing all this shit tp Joe, but it's actually Freet. Or something
FunkmastaScoop: I thought that was the entire point of the group, the board, and this hoax.
FunkmastaScoop: To fuck with Joe to the nth degree.
lynk71: Well, we want to fuck with everyone. Joe is included in everyone, so you know, there you go.
xxx Efreit xxx has entered the room.
Dunkinbean: We've already started fucking with Joe, we can use him as a starting point
lynk71: If you want to single out Joe personally, have at it.
xxx Efreit xxx: we're too cool
xxx Efreit xxx: lets fuck with abuelo too, its hilarious
Dunkinbean: yeah, deffinetly
FunkmastaScoop: It is!
xxx Efreit xxx: change it to "abuela"
lynk71: Indeed!
xxx Efreit xxx: which is grandmother in spanish
Dunkinbean: We'll start with Joe, and make it look like Matt is fuckin around with him or something
Tinister: who's scoop?
FunkmastaScoop: Krono/Blank
Who Cares0707: get z in here
FunkmastaScoop: /JUSTICE
Tinister: not on
Dunkinbean: Matt will deny saying that his account is messed up or something
Pldn07: Alright, so let's just get this straight so we know what's going on. So the story is that someone got access to something somehow or whatever, and then deleted the FF board. It was backed up earlier that day, so everything was fine,
Pldn07: but 'Freit freaks out and un-mods everyone to be sure. After a day to think, he re-appoints us guys as mosd and we rule with an Iron fist. .....then what happens?
Tinister: hilarity ensues?
FunkmastaScoop: We rule with an iron fist. Obviously.
xxx Efreit xxx: i should be the next VGX
xxx Efreit xxx: how AWESOME would that be
xxx Efreit xxx: ill start going all weird and despotic
Dunkinbean: I say we start fucking around with Joe, and begin a huge play of hoaxes.
Who Cares0707: I don't think he's reappointing us as mods, I thought there were no mods except we're all secret mods
FunkmastaScoop: CLOSE DOWN TEH BORAD
lynk71: Yes. This hoax should lead to Freet having a "wheels on the bus" moment. :-)
Tinister: after turmoil breaks loose, close the board to "cool us down"?
Dunkinbean: Yes
FunkmastaScoop: Precisely.
Dunkinbean: In a few days, or a little while
xxx Efreit xxx: that sounds pretty cool
Dunkinbean: We can edit the main page at the board so it looks haxed
xxx Efreit xxx: ill just gradually go insane
xxx Efreit xxx: with the power
FunkmastaScoop: "Veeg was right. You guys don't understand the pressures of being an admin. It DOES suck to have everything go wrong. You all need to cool down."
Who Cares0707: and someone on the inside should create a swirve emergency board or something.
Dunkinbean: Freet will go VGX and think that everyone is against him
xxx Efreit xxx: haha yes dunk, and yes krono
xxx Efreit xxx: those are both awesome ideas
lynk71: Can't create Swive boards anymore. We can use samhain though.
Pldn07: No, don't do the "veeg was right" bit, just explain it somewhat like Veeg would and sdo it
Dunkinbean: A 3 page explaniation
lynk71: Yeah, directly citing VGX might be tipping the hand a bit.
xxx Efreit xxx: i can write like VGX
xxx Efreit xxx: remember my smarterVGX thing? :-P
FunkmastaScoop: That would be terribly poetic, Lynk. Or even better, the desperado boards, where we went when Veeg did close the boards down.
lynk71: I'm liking it.
Pldn07: Excelent idea
xxx Efreit xxx has left the room.
Tinister: where does he keep going
lynk71: Plus I've been dying to see a little activity over there. My inter-Swirve heart is warmed by this. :-)
FunkmastaScoop: Ahaha, and with Freet's latest post... the transformation begins.
xxx Efreit xxx has entered the room.
Who Cares0707: Do we have any swirve board where someone has the pass?
Pldn07: Because we know no one would want to go back to using an EZboard with with the spyware and viruses, Swirve would be pretty much the only option. And if it was Samhain that would be really cool since, as I understand it, That's where
Pldn07: everyone migreated after teh board got shutdown the first time?
xxx Efreit xxx: check out my last post
xxx Efreit xxx: VGX complex begins
Dunkinbean: Ownage
FunkmastaScoop: Haha, yeah I know.
lynk71: Exactly. samhain was after the Revolution.
FunkmastaScoop: Who the fuck are YOU calling a snotty teenager, you bastard? That's it, I quit. I'm exposing everything.
xxx Efreit xxx: fine, lemme just ban you asshole
Tinister: You're gonna install a hack that's gonna mine data from the past?
Who Cares0707: I'm thinking it would be even better if plot turn X was Freet eventually got the admin past to whatever swirve board we're at and started fucking with things more.
FunkmastaScoop: Score!
lynk71: i almost skullfucked a moose
lynk71: Unfortunately I'm pretty sure all the boards' admin passes are lost.
xxx Efreit xxx: all this time ive been building up links, infiltrating all the "cool" groups like the illuminati
xxx Efreit xxx: and ill get access to wherever you guys go
lynk71: Except for maybe one of Castle Guard's boards.
Tinister: or Dragonair's
lynk71: But samhain and desps, DEFINITELY gone.
FunkmastaScoop: Completely off topic, Dunk, did you just make up your signature? Because it makes me smile whenever I see it. Absurdity is fantastic.
Dunkinbean: No :-(
Who Cares0707: No, you should actually see the fanfiction it's from.
Who Cares0707: If it's still what I'm thinking of.
FunkmastaScoop: Goku actually fights Hitler in a narrative work that someone spent time on?
FunkmastaScoop: I must have it.
Dunkinbean: Yeah, Luke-Sama gave it to me
lynk71: Wuh-oh, Zman alert. He quite nearly blew the whole thing.
Pldn07: I was thinking of making my MSN name "super sayian Hitler" because of it. It's great.
xxx Efreit xxx: i countered him lynk
Who Cares0707: Yes
Who Cares0707: It's crossover fiction between DBZ and the diary of Anne Frank.
lynk71: Would this be a fanfic that's been MST3K'd at some point.
lynk71: Ah, I see. That's good.
xxx Efreit xxx has left the room.
Who Cares0707: someone make a post on dave's board telling Z to get on aim or something
xxx Efreit xxx has entered the room.
lynk71: Freet already told him to get on AIM.
xxx Efreit xxx: AIM is fucking gay
FunkmastaScoop: If the fanfiction is illustrated, it would be a watermark for the literary evolution of humanity. Hitler with spiky golden hair is something I must see before I die.
Who Cares0707: It's not, sadly
lynk71: I didn't delete your forum, I swear!

Who Cares0707: I think I can find the link
Who Cares0707: http://www.reallybadfanfiction.com/Fanfics/GokuAnne.txt
FunkmastaScoop: I would appreciate it, but you don't need... *felates you*
Pldn07: His sis ter is logged into AIM at the moment, but she has an away message up.
lynk71: I didn't delete your forum, I swear!

xxx Efreit xxx: someone add zman
Who Cares0707: you could always send him a PM
zn3zman has entered the room.
lynk71: Phew.
FunkmastaScoop: There we go.
FunkmastaScoop: Welcome... to the brotherhood, herr William.
zn3zman: Who're the jerks?
lynk71: <snickers> Oh, um, sorry.
FunkmastaScoop: Everyone but us, obviously.
xxx Efreit xxx: we have something to present to you
xxx Efreit xxx: you are either with us or against the terrorists
zn3zman: A sex slave?
Who Cares0707: We're pissing people off to no end and causing chaos, Z. We figured it's right up your alley.
Pldn07: Check the exclusive board for "an imodesd proposal" or something. That's where this started.
xxx Efreit xxx: its a bit of fun
xxx Efreit xxx: its a chiltonesque hoax
xxx Efreit xxx: only better and more intricate
xxx Efreit xxx: and with more cowbell
lynk71: Hooray for more cowbell!
Who Cares0707: I've got a thirst...
FunkmastaScoop: I can feel my fever receding already.
Dunkinbean: http://www.khakain.com/COWBELL!!!.swf
lynk71: Needs more audio cowbell.
xxx Efreit xxx: needs more walken
Who Cares0707: /10
zn3zman: Hmm
xxx Efreit xxx: i never understood that joke
xxx Efreit xxx: the /10 thing
lynk71: You know, I don't really know what it's from either.
Who Cares0707: It's just something stupid and I'm mocking it.
Who Cares0707: MOCK MOCK MOCK
xxx Efreit xxx: oh snap!
lynk71: Ah.
Who Cares0707: I sure showed /10
FunkmastaScoop: Don't knock my smock or I'll clean your clock
Pldn07: I'll mock YOUR stupid.
xxx Efreit xxx: sounds hot
lynk71: /10/10!
xxx Efreit xxx: you know, i have 3 exams over the next two days, so i should go grab some food and do at least a tiny bit of work
xxx Efreit xxx: ill be back to cause more havoc
Who Cares0707: cock rhymes too! Use cock!!!!!@#!11
xxx Efreit xxx: ill clean your cock
zn3zman: LUE fad
zn3zman: Teh AIM chatroom lag of d00m
zn3zman: *test*
xxx Efreit xxx: see if you can spot the vaguely homoerotic reference in that sentence
xxx Efreit xxx: alright gents, back soon
lynk71: K
lynk71: Damn this lag!
Who Cares0707: laggity lag lag
FunkmastaScoop: That fanfiction is awesome.
Who Cares0707: Isn't it though?
FunkmastaScoop: And the fact that becoming a Super Saiyan makes you become Aryan, which I'm sure is what Hitler wanted his entire life, is phenomenal.
lynk71: i almost skullfucked a moose
zn3zman: I sent those three messages two minutes ago
zn3zman: Well four after you see this
zn3zman: *is buttfucked by lag*
xxx Efreit xxx: Gomo612: so can I get a response as to who banned me or something?xxx Efreit xxx: ill unban you now
zn3zman: Can we just use the SoulSeek or ICQ chat rooms?
xxx Efreit xxx: 10 minutes later i havent done shit
FunkmastaScoop: Yeah, I don't know if it's just AIM being weird, but it seems like everything is lagging nowadays.
lynk71: So long as we can keep it private.
FunkmastaScoop: Ahaha, what else has Joe been saying, or has been trying to be a tough cool guy?
FunkmastaScoop: has he, even
zn3zman: Meh, VGX is on, so nevermind
xxx Efreit xxx: Gomo612: do you know who did it?xxx Efreit xxx: not yetGomo612: oh well. it's not really a big deal
lynk71: Heh. I've had to handle a couple of AIM convos. Pretty much said that what I can say is already in the Global thread and that Freet is uber pissed.
Pldn07: So wait, is Joe online right now?
FunkmastaScoop: Yup
FunkmastaScoop: Gomo612
Pldn07: That bitch must have blocked me
xxx Efreit xxx: hahaha
FunkmastaScoop: What a ho-bag
lynk71: Hehe.
Pldn07: He told me he was pissed at me for reposting that picture of him and his girlfriend in Matt's thread after he took it out.
FunkmastaScoop: And to think, we have been nothing but nice to him.
lynk71: I didn't delete your forum, I swear!

Pldn07: He never told me he was going to block me.
xxx Efreit xxx: what about my joewned thing
xxx Efreit xxx: he must hate me
FunkmastaScoop: That was genius
lynk71: :-)
xxx Efreit xxx: i felt bad
xxx Efreit xxx: but had to post it
zn3zman: So what's our fake story for all of this? I might as well add it to my livejournal
FunkmastaScoop: That's because it was a horrible thing to do! It doesn't make it any less genius, though
Pldn07: Alright, so let's just get this straight so we know what's going on. So the story is that someone got access to something somehow or whatever, and then deleted the FF board. It was backed up earlier that day, so everything was fine,
Pldn07: but 'Freit freaks out and un-mods everyone to be sure. After a day to think, he re-appoints us guys as mosd and we rule with an Iron fist. .....then what happens?
Pldn07: That's what we had in termsof a story
xxx Efreit xxx: im going to turn into vgx
xxx Efreit xxx: but not right away
Pldn07: Right, then he turns into VGX, shuts down the board and we all move to samhain
zn3zman: "Sometime today someone was able to breach Khakain's security. They ran amok for a while before we were able to stop them. We had to use our 2GB backup to repair everything, and even our backup had been tampered with."
zn3zman: Better?
xxx Efreit xxx: i like
lynk71: Works for me.
xxx Efreit xxx: sounds technical
zn3zman: I never knew we had a 2 GB backup
zn3zman: But we actually do
zn3zman: Is no one talking or is this just really bad lag?
Who Cares0707: No one is talking, I think.
Dunkinbean: When should Freet snap and shut down the board
Dunkinbean: ?
Dunkinbean: Like, a timeframe or something
Dunkinbean: 1 week from now? 2?
xxx Efreit xxx: its good because there's a convenient "lock board" function
zn3zman: You may want to edit the disabled board message
FunkmastaScoop: Hah! Amazing.... ly frightening...
lynk71: Make it 1 week. I'm out of town next weekend and it's terribly appropriate that I miss the board disaster AGAIN. :-)
zn3zman: $lang['Board_disable'] = 'Sorry, but this board is currently unavailable. Please try again later.';
Pldn07: But we have to really be causing some havoc. something that would at least somewhat warrant 'Freit shutting down the boards.
xxx Efreit xxx: i need you guys to start some dissent
xxx Efreit xxx: like turn against me eventually
zn3zman: The "deleted" boards were actually just admin-viewable-only'd, right?
Who Cares0707: You dudes should back up the board as of now so we can rampage no holds barred.
Dunkinbean has left the room.
Dunkinbean has entered the room.
FunkmastaScoop: I, on the other hand, am going to mastu... sleep. I expect to find a conflict-ravaged board awaiting me in the morning. One I may not even be a member of.
FunkmastaScoop: So I bid you all adieu
xxx Efreit xxx: later
zn3zman: *fap*
lynk71: See ya.
FunkmastaScoop has left the room.
xxx Efreit xxx: im going to study
xxx Efreit xxx: i have to write three 5 page essays tomorrow
xxx Efreit xxx: then i have two exams tuesday, for fucks sake
xxx Efreit xxx: maybe i really will go crazy
zn3zman: Who wants to see a really cool error?
Pldn07: Oh my god
lynk71: Hehe. Please don't, we eventually need to go back.
lynk71: Right?
lynk71: I didn't delete your forum, I swear!

Right?
Pldn07: I just finished readin that hitler DBZ thing
Pldn07: That is amazing
lynk71: Holy crap, what happened to the top of the board?
lynk71: Holy fucking shitcock I just anally penetrated your nubile sister 17 times in a bath of icecubes THE HA><><0RZ! :-)
zn3zman: The really cool error
TheRealKaiser has left the room.
xxx Efreit xxx: haha that is ace
xxx Efreit xxx: leave it there man
lynk71: Leave it! Leave it!
xxx Efreit xxx: thats awesome
Dunkinbean: Now it really looks like something happened
xxx Efreit xxx: everything is fucked
xxx Efreit xxx: its glorious
zn3zman: Everything stored in lang_main is gone
Dunkinbean has left the room.
xxx Efreit xxx: except we cant get into the admin panel now
zn3zman: Yeah we can
lynk71: I don't think you can even post.
zn3zman: http://www.khakain.com/theboard/phpbb2/admin/index.php
zn3zman: You can use the quick reply. The second button
xxx Efreit xxx: its fixed
zn3zman: *deletes again*
lynk71: Ah.
Dunkinbean has entered the room.
xxx Efreit xxx: i get errors when i try to go to the admin panel
zn3zman: Meh, I'll pick a new file to delete
xxx Efreit xxx: ill be back in a while
xxx Efreit xxx: would you guys eviscerate my girlfriend if i released a picture of her?
xxx Efreit xxx: you crushed joe's girl
Pldn07: How big is her ass?
xxx Efreit xxx: its a nice ass
zn3zman: | |
xxx Efreit xxx: it couldn't crush cities
Pldn07: If it is as nice as you claim, I couls masturbate to said picture no less than 3 times a day.
xxx Efreit xxx: i snapped a hilarious shot on webcam
xxx Efreit xxx: she was getting changed
xxx Efreit xxx: and forgot the cam was on. im such an asshole!
zn3zman: Send.
zn3zman: Now.
xxx Efreit xxx: when i get back ill think about it
Pldn07: Yes
Pldn07: Now
zn3zman: Whee, this is a better error
lynk71: Well holy crap, you screwed it up BIG this time.
Pldn07: ok, now the board doesn't work
zn3zman: *fixes*
zn3zman: *breaks*
zn3zman: *fixes*
zn3zman: *breaks*
lynk71: XD
lynk71: Heh, I didn't even recognize the music forum without the assload of mods.
zn3zman: refresh
lynk71: There it goes again.
zn3zman: Refresh
Who Cares0707: Do it, Freet.
lynk71: I have poor Nintendo Philip thinking I'm nuts. I keep telling him when it goes down, but he doesn't catch it until it's back up!
lynk71: i almost skullfucked a moose
zn3zman: There
zn3zman: Now it's down again
lynk71: OK, he saw it.
xxx Efreit xxx has left the room.
zn3zman: Whee
zn3zman: I have to go take a dump
zn3zman: Webcam time!
lynk71: Yes, take a dump. ON THE FORUM!
xxx Efreit xxx has entered the room.
xxx Efreit xxx: if im to release this pic
xxx Efreit xxx: a) ive sold my soul to satan
xxx Efreit xxx: b) you guys have to promise not to be assholes
xxx Efreit xxx: remember im not as gay as joe
zn3zman: c) you've made the word a better place
Who Cares0707: *promises*
zn3zman: It better have nudity. *promises*
Dunkinbean: *promise*
Dunkinbean: Don't worry, you're cooler than SMB.
xxx Efreit xxx: ill put up two shots
xxx Efreit xxx: one is of her, the other is of her getting changed
zn3zman: By the way, what's webcam.jpg?
xxx Efreit xxx: screw it, you guys will just laugh at me
xxx Efreit xxx: you can just have the getting changed shot
xxx Efreit xxx: dunno zedders
Who Cares0707: Aww, give both
xxx Efreit xxx: http://www.khakain.com/zman/yeow.jpg
zn3zman: Damn I better add an index
xxx Efreit xxx: the date is completely wrong, but yeah
Dunkinbean: I think I see a nipple
lynk71: Do they really charge you for stuff like this?
lynk71: The board problem thing, I mean.
zn3zman: Nope
lynk71: Hmm.....
zn3zman: Just makes it more fun
xxx Efreit xxx has left the room.
lynk71: As long as it won't be tipping our hand to anyone.
Dunkinbean: Eh, ISPs these days are fortresses of red tape
Dunkinbean: I woudnt be all that suprised if it were true.
lynk71: That's cool then.
Pldn07: So are we ever going to discover who it is that fucked with things in the first place for this hoax? That could lead to other interesting places.
Dunkinbean: I suggest it be freet
zn3zman: *glances at tini*
Dunkinbean: So it looks like a Hoax within a Hoax
Pldn07: It would make a lot of sense if it was Tini
Pldn07: People would defenately believe that.
lynk71: Yeah, better go with Freet. Tin would make a good "likely suspect", though. In the meantime.
Dunkinbean: Yeah, Tini would be too obvious
Dunkinbean: Freet would be more fun
zn3zman: *notes that tini is the actual person*
Dunkinbean: I say
lynk71: Makes it a bigger shocker in the end.
Dunkinbean: We, the elected moderators and all find some sort of evidence that "prooves" freet did it
Dunkinbean: I'll photoshop a fake admin log or something
Dunkinbean: Freet admits that it was him fucking around the whole time, and we all have a luagh and think it's over.
Dunkinbean: Until a week later or something, when the random errors pop up again
lynk71: Hmm..... not bad.
Dunkinbean: Freet snaps, and admits that he thought he got rid of the guy who "actually" did it.
Dunkinbean: So he decided to make it into a hoax to have some fun.
Dunkinbean: With the board really fucked up this time, Freet shuts down the board and we all migrate to Samhain or something.
Pldn07: Right. We've got to plan when we have him shut down the board so we can be online spreading the word to go to samhain
zn3zman: Dump time
zn3zman: *farts*
Dunkinbean: Durring the whole time we can randomly accuse members of doing it, by creating false photoshops and stuff like that
Dunkinbean: Even ourselves. Inter fueds would be great.
zn3zman: The pic is gone from my directory
Pldn07: Alright, 'Friet made another VGX post. I think it might havde been a hair obvious, but still workable.
lynk71: Hmm....
zn3zman: Wheee *shits, falls asleep*
zn3zman: Later guys
lynk71: See ya.
zn3zman: *saves for evidence*
zn3zman has left the room.
Pldn07: I think I better get to bed, too. see you guys. * also saves for evidence*
lynk71: See ya.
Pldn07: Just to make sure, I'll post this chat on the exclusive board so that anybody that wasn't here can figure out what's going on.
Dunkinbean: I'm talkin with Freet, we're gona figure out something
Dunkinbean: I'll let him post it
lynk71: K.
Pldn07: well, already posted it, so whatever. If there's anything else important, post it on there, too.
Pldn07: by
Pldn07 has left the room.
lynk71: Though at some point I think if the VGX similarities become too obvious I'm gonna have to "leave". The VGX-style-administrator is my nightmare scenario, basically.
Dunkinbean: teehehe
lynk71: I know if that VGX REALLY became admin again and had a meltdown, I'd throw in the towel.
lynk71: Heh, just so ya know this has become a multi-board hoax. As is my custom, stuff that happens at khakain gets discussed in my GameFAQs social topic.
lynk71: Since I don't want anyone from khakain stumbling upon discussion of the hoax, I'm discussing it as real. So they're along for the ride, as my comforters through this disaster. Hehe.
Dunkinbean: teehee
lynk71: I've already got people urging me to leave forever. Heck, we aren't even on to the GOOD stuff yet. As far as khakain disasters go this is tamer than tame so far.
Dunkinbean: ok, i worked out a plan with freet
Dunkinbean: he'll post it tomorrow or something, no idea
lynk71: K.
lynk71: Heh. I was gonna do my usual cleaning out of those spam accounts, but I realized that if I did that it'd reveal Justice as the newest created account.... Don't want to be doing that.....
Dunkinbean has left the room.
lynk71: This is gonna be another of those "Who can stay in the historic chat room longest" competitions, isn't it?
lynk71: Well I'm not in for it. :-) Goodnight.
lynk71 has left the room.
Who Cares0707 has left the room.
Tinister has left the room.

Absolut JJtH · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:16 am Post subject:

Freit, post that picture of your lady in this secret forum. I only bashed Joes because hes gay.

Speaking of: In the girlfriend banner, who is the chick farthest to the right?

The Cabbage · Member since 1999 Joined: 09 Oct 1999 Posts: 3698

I'm going to be an egotist and assume that this is all due to the comment I made in the other thread here.

In any case, awesome.
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Absolut JJtH · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:58 am Post subject:

I made this thread because I really did think we should all be admins and fuck everyone else.

Efreit · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:59 am Post subject:

You got your wish.
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Absolut JJtH · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 9:09 am Post subject:

And it's all because of you. Come here and gimme a kiss.

Insubördinum · Member since 1999 Joined: 20 Nov 1999 Posts: 2945

Ha, I guess I should have read this place before checking the Odyssey. You guys are awesome.

Toby · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 10:29 am Post subject:

hey, I'm moving Tuesday. If you like, you can make the hoax more believeable by going after my IP publically and then ban the hell out of me.

Then I'll disappear for a week while I move from Virginia to Texas.

This way, the knowledgable nerds have something they can chew on.

Plan the ban for Monday morning since that's when I'm packing the PC and returning the modem to comcast.

You can even nuke the mac address of the cable modem.

Toby · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 10:51 am Post subject:

Just a minor fucking with. I couldn't help myself.

main forum is hidden to all non-mods.

This should solve the problem of going off board to bitch about abuse because only the one forum is gone.

I fucked with forum config on the titles a little too.

have fun, it's all EASY fixed. When you want a little more advanced phpBB database terrorism, I can do some of that too but I need access to the MySQL.

Reitz · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:36 pm Post subject:

Er...summary, please? I got bombarded with IMs when I signed on today...
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Reitz · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:36 pm Post subject:

Er...summary, please? I got bombarded with IMs when I signed on today...
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"Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!"
"...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..."
"This wasn't in VR training!"