Freakin' relic.

Archdeco · Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:27 pm Post subject: Freakin' relic.

http://www.pokemonvillage.com/

Not only is the site still around, but the boards have been preserved in carbonite. By page 101 I started seeing things related to your war, and the oldest posts in the general forum are from August of 99.

Dragonair · Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:52 pm Post subject:

"Ok, Zidane Triball, your really getting annoying, and I'll have no choice but to tell mTj to ban you. Sorry about that, but this is not SB. Also I know that you could come back, but since your far from being smart you won't do it. That's all.
-jkxx-"

Oh how times change.

(ubone SE KE · Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:04 pm Post subject:

Haha! I'm gonna spend the next, like, four days reading this crap. Awesome find.
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(ubone SE KE · Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:29 am Post subject:

Haha! Story Bringer. I don't think I ever read this back then, but it's gold to me now.

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A tall man with silver shaded hair with flaming (Literaly) eyes, named Leshrac, stands sits in a lounge with people coming in and out time after time. At this time, X-Pac and Master Golem are sitting at the table.

Leshrac: Howdy folks! This place is getting suckier than ever!
Master Golem: We need to get the people back!
X-Pac: Hmmmm, there's this place called Pokemon Village (Points to a map) in the middle of the Fourmnation-
Master Golem: **** place, they think they kick**** because they're bigger than the Land of Echolon! But this war might bring back the good warriors who fled the land!

~Meanwhile at PV!~

???:Yeah you can give it to me!
???: Scoots, you are the master of ****s!
Scoots: Like that don't ya ****!

~Back at Squirtle boards~

X-pac: Now I shall spam everyone's e-mail by sending the declaration of War twice!

Everyone: GodDammit! Why the **** you spammin' my Mail!? Oh wait, a war! I'll go!

~On a boat to PV~

Cubone: I need a worst enemy!
X-Pac: Heh
Master Golem: I'm a girl dammit!
Qreed:IN STRT JACKET: Land HO!
Cubone: Yep there's a Ho all right!

Heather is leaning against a street lamp, holding a sign saying: Blowjob for a Nickel!
Heather: Hell, MTJ does it for a dime, 15 cents for overtime!

Stringer leaps off the ship and sneaks up behind Heather and takes the 500 lb. tranvestite hostage.

Stringer: Ok, here's some interrogation, what is PV's weakness?
Heather: Me too stieeeeeeeuuuuuuuupid!
Master Jon: Hey, what you doing?
moderatortrainer jon: hey look! heather doesn't wanna fight, i like cheating on allie, but i lover her, yada yada yada yada yada......

Cubone: While Slowking distracts them, take out the village!
X-pac: Heh, I'll stay behind, heh.
Master Golem: Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!
mtj: stringer, you are mean yada yada yada yada yada.......
Master Jon: Strange, so you are Squirtles, I must tell my Boyfriend Scoots about you guys...
PVers: Pull out the weapons!
They pull out a giant rubber dildo and whack the Squirtles back to SB.

Squirtles: YEEEEEEOUCH!
Imposters: Let's go! Flooding!
The Squirtle Imposters attack, flooding the place with unoriginal insults.
X-Pac: ****, we are losing to these losers!
Speedy: Holy ****, I came back and look! It's time for the power of a Banzada! (Runs to PV counterstrikes)
Screw Monkey: What you guys need is someone to do the dirty ****. Well, you got the oppertunist Screw Monkey on your side! I'm a veteran in the Time of the flooders, Insiders/Dclaw war, and now I'm bored, so I'll join in the Squirtle/PV wars, but I ain't a Squirtle, I'm a Fatwhale, representing Fatwhale!

~Meanwhile~
Cubone: **** you
Jolteon: No **** yoU!
Cubone: **** your Mamma!
Jolteon: No **** your mamma!

~Back at Squirtle~

Screw Monkey: Here's my plan, we strike PV, we've got 5 people there, Sandshrew, Jolteon, Vaporeon and Allie, the leader is ModeratorTrainer Jon, who ain't a moderator or a trainer and a comeplete wuss, Units Cubone, Vegeta and Fox attack head on. I'll sneak behind and get MTJ, who's hiding behind Allie, after MTJ falls, Leshrac and Garlic will come and attack from the back with me, they'll be surrounded and dead, then Speedy'll flood!

moderatortrainer jon: three units vs our 10! (Can't count) we will win, but i don't want this war, i want to have threesomes with allie and master jon yada yada yada yada yada.....

Jolteon: Cubone you shall die!
Allie: We need Rini in our orgies!
Fox: Yeah right. Lets charge!
Cubone: For Squirtle!
Screw Monkey: Hiya ****face!
mtj: what?
Screw Monkey pulls out a knife and cleaves MTJ's throat open!

Leshrac: Lets go Garlic
Garlic: For Manga and Olde Skool!

PVers: Oh my...
Meanwhile, X-pac continues his **** war with Charodactyl and steals the fourm.

The battle field is full of dead bodies, all flooded out, Jolteon is the only survivor, fleeing in terror as 'bone gave her an onslaught of insults.

Speedy: Banzada!
PVer's: I Curse the name of Banzada
Scoots: That's not good, I'll make the Fourm suck now and revive everyone!
PVer's are revived!
Allie: I've decided to become a Lezbo!
MTJ: NOOOOOOOO! WAAAAAAAAH! I'M LEAVING!
Stringer: Let's finish them off!
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(ubone SE KE · Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:41 am Post subject:

On page 125, there's a thread titled "CCC=CCCsuck".
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Synbios · Joined: 26 Oct 2004 Posts: 156 Location: The 'Hood/NYC

Good god, that's whacky.

Heh... "Banzada." And Leshrac, remember Leshrac?

Ah, good old impersonations, but still, Khakain War > PV War. None of that petty Riot vs DClaw shit and all the infighting.

Synbios · Joined: 26 Oct 2004 Posts: 156 Location: The 'Hood/NYC

(ubone SE KE · Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:47 pm Post subject:

It's also important to note that Hawk is a homo.

Relena was known as Ramek on PV until she joined us, as far as I can tell. She changed her name to Stalker way later.

Also, it shows how much I paid attention; I didn't remember Stringer having such a big part in the war.
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Synbios · Joined: 26 Oct 2004 Posts: 156 Location: The 'Hood/NYC

I wonder if that was really Anti. If it was him, it changes things. I always thought of him as a negligent parent type of character, he cared a little, but didn't really give a shit about anything.

(ubone SE KE · Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:51 am Post subject:

Well, you remember during the Khakain War when he created the "Beta Boards" for us? Other than making boardset=squirtle itself, that was really the most he ever did for us. He peeked in every now and again. He really didn't care about any of us, but he did care that he had a responsibility towards the board.

Did he and Weatherlight ever end up getting married?
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Orky · Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:15 am Post subject:

Damnit, you guys need to find stuff from when I first started posting, then I can join in the nostalgia. This is too old.
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(ubone SE KE · Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:19 am Post subject:

i almost skullfucked a moose@Reitz and Roland

http://www.forumnation.com/messages.asp?thread_id=533026&category_id=13&channel_id=2

By the way, the spammer that posed as Master Jon and General Hannibal was me.
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Orky · Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:30 am Post subject:

The use of imposter in that thread makes me laugh, a lot.
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(ubone SE KE · Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:40 am Post subject:

Unfortunately, Orky, all the stuff from when you started posting was on Fox's Board, which as you know is no longer around. As far as I know, it wasn't archived anywhere. I have a few admin posts from Starr's board. I dunno how much of those you're in.

But remember the time you made a 100-post thread all by yourself?
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Orky · Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:49 am Post subject:

I do remember that, I used to have it saved somewhere, but I don't know what I did with it either.

I can't believe something got lost on the internet, I thought all this shit got archived somehow, damn.
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(ubone SE KE · Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:59 am Post subject:

I thought this was lost forever, but check it out: Speedy's War Anthem!

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My stand to Squirtle's,

We will all all unite.

If it means War,

We will do whats right.

A message,

We will send.

Which will say,

All rules we'll bend.

We know your weakness deeep inside.

You ran run but you can't hide.

Bold and clear,

We'll draw a line.

If you oppose,

Consiqences will be there.

Thats the way it goes.

No time to spear.

-Speedy

~Deticated to Squirtle's War

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...and then she showed us her tits.
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Who Cares · Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:32 am Post subject:

Needs more tits.

Nick Nack · Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:52 am Post subject:

I disagree. I am of the opinion it needs more massive rigid mancock, because I am a raging homosexual girly-man with too much gel in my hair and a rainbow sticker on my Mini Cooper.