Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Posts: 987 Location: Manitoba, CANADA
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 12:04 am Post subject: HELP MY PENIS GOT STUCK IN A DOOR!!
HELP ME PLEASE WHAT SHOULD I DO!??! THERE IS NO PHONE NEAR BY OTHER THEN THE COMPUTER IM TYPEN ON. HELP ME IT HURTS AND ITS RED!!! IT HURTS MORE BECAUSE IM HARD!! MY PENIS IS IN A DOOR!! HELP ME PLZ!!
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FAM Member since 1999
Joined: 17 Dec 1999 Posts: 1103 Location: Vancouver, BC
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 12:14 am Post subject:
Open the door.
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KALIMDEL Random Hero
Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Posts: 987 Location: Manitoba, CANADA
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 12:16 am Post subject:
ITS LOCKED >
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FAM Member since 1999
Joined: 17 Dec 1999 Posts: 1103 Location: Vancouver, BC
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 12:20 am Post subject:
Jeez, how did you get your dick stuck in a door that you can't unlock?
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The Fonz Member since 1999
Joined: 11 Oct 1999 Posts: 2610 Location: Ottawa
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 12:22 am Post subject:
And how are managing to type?
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KALIMDEL Random Hero
Joined: 07 Feb 2004 Posts: 987 Location: Manitoba, CANADA
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 12:28 am Post subject:
THAT IS A STORY I WILL LEAVE UNTOLD UNTIL I AM UNSTUCK FROM THE DOOR. I AM ABLE TO TYPE, THOUGH BECAUSE I HAVE A WIRELESS KEYBOARD AND MOUSE AND AM USING MY ASS AS A MOUSE PAD.
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Jim R.I.P. Joey, I'll miss you. Member since 2000
Joined: 13 Dec 2000 Posts: 4878 Location: Macomb, Michigan
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 1:17 am Post subject:
That sounds like an impressive position.
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FAM Member since 1999
Joined: 17 Dec 1999 Posts: 1103 Location: Vancouver, BC
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 1:32 am Post subject:
Yank it.
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Abuelo RPG Coņo omg boobs
Joined: 23 Dec 2002 Posts: 2961 Location: Venezuela
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 1:56 am Post subject:
Best. Thread. EVER.
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JerichoTFX
Joined: 02 Feb 2004 Posts: 225 Location: Minneapolis
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 2:16 am Post subject:
We should make an emoticon out of this position he's in.
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Archdeco Bored as hell. Mmm...Nutella
Joined: 16 Apr 2000 Posts: 5279 Location: Kansas City
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 2:38 am Post subject:
You make an emoticon for this. I'm going to stand over there.
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Abuelo RPG Coņo omg boobs
Joined: 23 Dec 2002 Posts: 2961 Location: Venezuela
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 2:49 am Post subject:
HOW DID YOU GET YOUR DICK STUCK IN A DOORŋ Holy fucking shitcock I just anally penetrated your nubile sister 17 times in a bath of icecubes!
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Castle Guard Member since 1999
Joined: 20 Nov 1999 Posts: 1485 Location: Ocean City, NJ
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 4:09 am Post subject:
Don't worry. Eventually you'll lose circulation and you won't feel anything.
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The Slash Rockin' this party 8 days a week
Joined: 31 Jan 2004 Posts: 2298
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 4:11 am Post subject:
Holy fucking shitcock I just anally penetrated your nubile sister 17 times in a bath of icecubes!
Love that filter.
_________________ Down and out, it can't be helped, but there's a lot of it about. With, without, and who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about?
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Efreit didgeridoo original man with the dream
Joined: 02 Oct 1999 Posts: 4083 Location: Perth, Australia
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:34 am Post subject:
my pleasure gents
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