Hi boys and girls I'm Jimmy Carl Black and I'm the Indian of the group COMRADES

Reitz · Last edited by Reitz on Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:10 pm; edited 1 time in total

Слава к работникам! Подъем поднимающий вверх и ход с сережек утеснения! Совместно мы построим неклассовый рай!

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"Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!"
"...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..."
"This wasn't in VR training!"

Efreit · Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 5:17 am Post subject:

BREAK THE SHACKLES OF CORPORATE OPRESSION YOU MUST FIGHT
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DAVE · Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 5:54 am Post subject:

I had to read that a few time sot make sure it was a different langfuage and nnot that I was drunk. Don't do that to druink opeo;le.

Reitz · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:13 pm Post subject:

Начало настолько раньше закончено! Медленно вы были проинфильтрированы и ложное сомнение брошенные для того чтобы нарисовать ваше внимание от правды!
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"Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!"
"...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..."
"This wasn't in VR training!"

KO_er · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:17 pm Post subject:

So how many people here can actually read Russian?

*Raises hand*
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Rocketlex · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:18 pm Post subject:

Oh, so it's Russian. I thought it was some sort of wierd Hobbit-speak.
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Board City
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Reitz · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:21 pm Post subject:

To be fair, the Politika subtitle IS correct. The rest is just Babelfish'd because the comrades are lazy.
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"Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!"
"...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..."
"This wasn't in VR training!"

Reitz · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:22 pm Post subject:

Anyone that resists shall be sent to the gulags.
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"Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!"
"...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..."
"This wasn't in VR training!"

Archdeco · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:25 pm Post subject:

Technically, Heckle's our official commie.

Reitz · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:37 pm Post subject:

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"Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!"
"...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..."
"This wasn't in VR training!"

Toby · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:58 pm Post subject:

Будет опасность русских нося политические строя.

KO_er · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:03 pm Post subject:

Nintendo Phillip · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:04 pm Post subject:

So who's Old Major?
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Krono · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:05 pm Post subject:

Huzzah! A utopia for the Board. All hail Commisar Reitz for foisting upon us crippling debt and ceaseless servitude with negligible results! HAIL, HAIL UNCLE REITZ

Reitz · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:14 pm Post subject:

Be warned, we will deploy our mighty weapons against those who oppose us.

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"Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!"
"...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..."
"This wasn't in VR training!"

Toby · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:14 pm Post subject:

нот нот нот. Вы камрад Greg.

Krono · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:16 pm Post subject:

THE TSAR?! I thought we secretly executed your entire family after we forced you to abdicate!

Now as long as that little Anastasia doesn't speak up...

Archdeco · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:17 pm Post subject:

Music time.

Nintendo Phillip · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:20 pm Post subject:

Оклик Greg, наш большой руководитель! Под его наведением, мы построим утопическое общество, свободно постылых свиней капиталиста!

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The Cabbage · Member since 1999 Joined: 09 Oct 1999 Posts: 3698

I <3 Reitz
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Tony Knightcrawler · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:40 pm Post subject:

For the motherland!

Rocketlex · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:43 pm Post subject:

Glreeting to allr ov jyoo.

Sotty, it's hard to type a Russian accent.
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Board City
(A fantastic comic of words!)

The Fonz · Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:53 pm Post subject:

Don't turn around

Der Commisar's in town.
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Super Combo Breakin'

Hitman · Administrator/1999 Joined: 31 Jan 2004 Posts: 2218

You think that after five years we'd run out of things to do...

Orky · Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:02 am Post subject:

Go West!
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hekkel · **PhD in Self-Medication** Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 1188

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Archdeco · Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:16 am Post subject:

It's sunday and we're bored, shaddup.

Abuelo RPG · Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:19 am Post subject:

*hails*
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(ubone SE KE · Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:22 am Post subject:

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I put the "bone" in "your mom"...

Dunkinbean · Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:22 am Post subject:

...Did Abuelo just hail Chavez?!! Shocked

Archdeco · Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:26 am Post subject:

Abuelo RPG · Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:27 am Post subject:

NO!!! I hail Commander Reitz

I made my first terrorist attack in the name of this.

I started a fire in one of the 2 tallests buildings in Venezuela

I though Chavez was in that building but i burned the wrong one...

*hail´s Commander Reitz*
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Archdeco · Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:29 am Post subject:

COMMISAR. Get it right.

Agent Durden · Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:46 am Post subject:

Hail Commisar!

Reitz · Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:01 am Post subject:

http://redkhakain.ytmnd.com/
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"Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!"
"...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..."
"This wasn't in VR training!"

drewnb · **cochinillo** Joined: 21 Nov 1999 Posts: 1640

You know what's supposed to happen now? Someone is supposed to kill Reitz and become a brutal dictator.
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Reitz · Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:54 am Post subject:

No, I die of natural causes and then Snip and Lauren duke it out.
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"Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!"
"...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..."
"This wasn't in VR training!"

drewnb · **cochinillo** Joined: 21 Nov 1999 Posts: 1640

Archdeco · Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:12 am Post subject:

>.>

Nintendo Phillip · Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:12 am Post subject:

http://rasp.ytmnd.com
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Reitz · Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:24 am Post subject:

*deploys anti-Rasputin device*

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"Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!"
"...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..."
"This wasn't in VR training!"

hekkel · **PhD in Self-Medication** Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 1188

Камрад, препятствовал нам выпить водочку и включить в сексуальном общении с различными животноводческими фермами
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