WE CAN'T STOP HERE. THIS IS BAT COUNTRY.   Board Utilities Khakain Photo Gallery | Timeline | cheeEZboard | Oekaki Khakain Encyclopedia | Khakain Chan | Plastic Grass Face | PGF Stats April Fools Board Board Member Sites Board City | Ubergaming.net | Tim Hates People | HTLOZ II | ZRPG HILARY DUFF: FAT AS FUCK Goto page Previous  1, 2          Khakain Forum Index -> Hall of Fame Author Message Reitz Big Boss Supreme Dictator-For-Life Joined: 09 Sep 1999 Posts: 7220 Location: Sheppard AFB Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:02 pm    Post subject: ONE MIGHT SAY SHE COMES WITH EXTRA PADDING. _________________ "Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!" "...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..." "This wasn't in VR training!" Author Message hekkel PhD in Self-Medication Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 1188 Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:14 pm    Post subject: INDEED. MORE PADDING THAN A FUCKING LAY-Z-BOY. _________________ imareasonableman/getoffmycase Author Message DAVE Pwner of a lonley heart Mmm...Nutella Joined: 20 Feb 2001 Posts: 3383 Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:22 pm    Post subject: cushin' for the pushin' Author Message Agent Durden Internet Jesus Administrator/2000 Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1054 Location: Indiana Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:22 pm    Post subject: Author Message hekkel PhD in Self-Medication Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 1188 Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:43 pm    Post subject: DAMN, THAT IS ONE HEFTY BITCH. _________________ imareasonableman/getoffmycase Author Message Reitz Big Boss Supreme Dictator-For-Life Joined: 09 Sep 1999 Posts: 7220 Location: Sheppard AFB Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:48 pm    Post subject: _________________ "Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!" "...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..." "This wasn't in VR training!" Author Message hekkel PhD in Self-Medication Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 1188 Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:55 pm    Post subject: _________________ imareasonableman/getoffmycase Author Message Fletcher What, him again? Member since 1999 Joined: 14 Dec 1999 Posts: 1086 Location: Duxbury, MA Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 5:46 pm    Post subject: Author Message (ubone SE KE The Bone Ranger Joined: 19 Jun 2004 Posts: 4617 Location: Phoenix, AZ, USA Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:50 pm    Post subject: THERE'S JUST MORE OF HER TO LOVE. _________________ I put the "bone" in "your mom"... Author Message Agent Durden Internet Jesus Administrator/2000 Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1054 Location: Indiana Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:56 pm    Post subject: MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE, BRO!!!!!! Author Message drewnb cochinillo Joined: 21 Nov 1999 Posts: 1640 Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:06 pm    Post subject: Archdeco wrote: >.> What's up with his typing tonight? hmmm That's not right. I vaguely remember that. Author Message Reitz Big Boss Supreme Dictator-For-Life Joined: 09 Sep 1999 Posts: 7220 Location: Sheppard AFB Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:20 pm    Post subject: SOMETHING TO GRAB HOLD OF, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN _________________ "Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!" "...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..." "This wasn't in VR training!" Author Message hekkel PhD in Self-Medication Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 1188 Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:06 pm    Post subject: _________________ imareasonableman/getoffmycase Author Message Reitz Big Boss Supreme Dictator-For-Life Joined: 09 Sep 1999 Posts: 7220 Location: Sheppard AFB Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:07 pm    Post subject: _________________ "Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!" "...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..." "This wasn't in VR training!" Author Message FAM Member since 1999 Joined: 17 Dec 1999 Posts: 1103 Location: Vancouver, BC Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:23 pm    Post subject: ... Hahaha, how does it walk? Author Message Efreit didgeridoo original man with the dream Joined: 02 Oct 1999 Posts: 4083 Location: Perth, Australia Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:22 pm    Post subject: SPEAKING OF WALKING I HEAR HILLARY DUFF IS LOOKING PRETTY FUCKING FAT THESE DAYS. WHY JUST YESTERDAY I SAW HER WALKING NEAR MY HOUSE AND HOLY TESTICAL TUESDAY GUYS SHE WAS JIGGLING LIKE A NEW ZEALAND CLOWN _________________ i got soul but im not a soldier Author Message Agent Durden Internet Jesus Administrator/2000 Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1054 Location: Indiana Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:20 am    Post subject: HAYLIE DUFF IS ACTUALLY MADE UP OF SENTIENT FAT FROM ONE OF HILARY'S MANY CHINS! Author Message drewnb cochinillo Joined: 21 Nov 1999 Posts: 1640 Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:32 am    Post subject: THEY SAY SHE HAS A SISTER, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY JUST SOME OF HER EXCESS FAT. _________________ [B][78][F5][FF][K] Author Message Agent Durden Internet Jesus Administrator/2000 Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1054 Location: Indiana Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:20 pm    Post subject: SHE DOESN'T HAVE PERIODS. SHE HAS EXCLAMATION POINTS! Author Message (ubone SE KE The Bone Ranger Joined: 19 Jun 2004 Posts: 4617 Location: Phoenix, AZ, USA Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:10 pm    Post subject: SHE DOESN'T HAVE DINNER. SHE HAS A DINER! _________________ I put the "bone" in "your mom"... Author Message hekkel PhD in Self-Medication Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 1188 Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:15 pm    Post subject: TOKYO, JAPAN -- AN EXTREMELY HUNGRY HILARY DUFF RAMPAGED THROUGH DOWNTOWN TOKYO, LEAVING IN HER WAKE A DESOLATION OF RUIN AND DESTRUCTION. THE JAPANESE ARMY WAS POWERLESS AGAINST HER BULK. SEVERAL HUNDRED SOLDIERS WERE CRUSHED UNDER HER FEET, AS WELL AS EIGHT TANKS. CHOPPERS ATTEMPTED TO QUELL HER WRATH WITH HEAT-SEEKING MISSLES, BUT TO NO AVAIL. HER LAYERS AND LAYERS OF FLAB DEFLECTED EVEN THE MOST POWERFUL FIREARMS. EYEWITNESSES DESCRIBED IT AS A TERRIFYING DISPLAY OF CARNAGE. "IT WAS LIKE GODZILLA, BUT A LOT FATTER," SAID KENJI YAMAMOTO, 23. "HER FIERY BREATH BURNED DOWN MY APARTMENT BUILDING. WE HAD TO TAKE SHELTER UNDER A CAR. I'M LUCKY TO BE ALIVE." AMONG THE DESTROYED BUILDINGS WERE SEVERAL KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN RESTAURANTS. MANAGER TAKASHI MORIMOTO RECALLS, "WE HEARD A RUMBLING THAT GREW STEADILY CLOSER. THERE WAS A LOUD NOISE AS SHE RIPPED THE ROOF AWAY. A HUGE, BLOATED HAND REACHED IN AND SCOOPED UP THE DEEP FRYER. SHE BELLOWED 'MMMMMM! CHICKEN GOOD!'" DAMAGE IS ESTIMATED AT SEVERAL BILLION DOLLARS. DUFF WAS LAST SIGHTED HEADING INTO THE PACIFIC OCEAN, PRESUMABLY TO NORTH AMERICA. THE US ARMY IS ON FULL ALERT. _________________ imareasonableman/getoffmycase Author Message Who Cares Groove Member since 1999 Joined: 30 Dec 1999 Posts: 3888 Location: ... Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:58 pm    Post subject: Dude, you know what I just realized? Hilary Duff is fat! Author Message Archdeco Bored as hell. Mmm...Nutella Joined: 16 Apr 2000 Posts: 5279 Location: Kansas City Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:26 pm    Post subject: HER ASS IS LIKE THIS EXCEPT FATTER. Author Message Reitz Big Boss Supreme Dictator-For-Life Joined: 09 Sep 1999 Posts: 7220 Location: Sheppard AFB Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:32 pm    Post subject: Foamy's getting lame. _________________ "Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!" "...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..." "This wasn't in VR training!" Author Message Archdeco Bored as hell. Mmm...Nutella Joined: 16 Apr 2000 Posts: 5279 Location: Kansas City Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:41 pm    Post subject: THAT IS NOT THE TOPIC HERE, REITZ. THE TOPIC IS DUFF'S FAT ASS AND REST-OF-BODY. 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