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hekkel · **PhD in Self-Medication** Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 1188

Are you sick and tired of not having your own subservient, whorish Russian wife? Me too. I've been thinking a lot about this lately, and I've come to the conclusion that we need a community whore. If everyone chips in a little dough, we can have our very own commie slut. We could share her! Picture this: for a week, Olga comes to your house, has lots of sex with you, does your dishes and laundry, and then you shove her ass on a Greyhound and she's off to the next board member's house!

So now the only question is, who will it be? We need someone proficient in felatio, but with no crazy Russian STDs. She also must be able to speak just the right amount of English, so she'll understand "mop that shit up" but won't be able to say anything back. I've narrowed it down to these candidates:

Maria

She's a little older (28), but damn, what a whore! And she wears thong underwear on her fake titties.

Svetlana

25 years old, not as hot as Maria, but check this out: More about me: In my free time I like to do knit, sew, cook. My kind of girl.

Zhana

She's hot! And only 20!

More about me: The clever, cheerful, sexual girl with kind heart. I search for love. The rest there will be for you a surprise, hope pleasant

The downside is that she looks like the type of girl who would be like "Yeah, I totally love you!" and then take off with your car and all your credit cards. If we go with her, we're going to have to keep her on a pretty short leash.

Yulia

Not too shabby, eh? She states clearly in her profile that "my minuses not too large, but my pluss close all my minuses". I think she's a pretty strong contender.

Lilia

Ouch, right? Yeah, she's a lawyer. She probably makes tons of dough, so we could put it into a special account, and as soon as we have enough we can ditch her and get a hot Russian bride like Zhana. Free Russian bride for us, greencard for Lilia! It's a win-win situation.

I'll get all the necessaries in order. You guys vote. I estimate we can have our new Russian bride here in approximately two weeks, if all goes well.

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Larisa

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hekkel · **PhD in Self-Medication** Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 1188

Also, feel free to make a suggestion.

www.bride.ru
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Charlotte KE · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:04 pm Post subject:

You can't beat thong misuse.

DAVE · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:08 pm Post subject:

I be Yuila's "minuses" include a penis.

hekkel · **PhD in Self-Medication** Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 1188

Yeah, but it's not too large.
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AlmightyJesusChrist X · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:29 pm Post subject:

Hmm, there's a few hotties on that site, that's for sure. Shame of things is, if you wanted any of those, you would have to marry them. I guess the solution is to make her sign a pre nuptial agreement saying, you own nothing, all my stuff is mine and you can't have half of it if you divorce me, and you can't get alimony. I guess the only way I would marry one is under those conditions. I don't trust that whole idea. If you get a submissive one, chances are you would have a pretty fun love slave for awhile though. But I've heard that as soon as they get married, they bleed a guy dry, and don't even have sex with him. When I went to neighbor's party there was a guy there that seemed to be in that predicament. He was married to this Russian chick that was flirting like crazy with me, but I don't see how she would have sex with "that." That guy was a real dufus, and she looked 10 years younger at least. I think the whole thing is a scam on lonely American men.

Krono · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:31 pm Post subject:

You're a monster.

AlmightyJesusChrist X · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:35 pm Post subject:

AlmightyJesusChrist X · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:43 pm Post subject:

Ultimately men will be having their own love slave androids by mid century, so I guess this is the next best thing until then.

It's going to be nutty times when all of us are in our golden years. I'm serious. Imagine it, millions of men divorcing their wives and purchasing love slave androids that basically clean the house and have sex, don't say much. Millions of women will be crying foul, they'll try to make laws against it, the church will be up in arms about it, evangelists will be crooning about the devilry of it, and there will be a huge surge in Lesbianism as well as plastic surgery to make real women live up to the indistingishably similar android ones. Women will have the same opportunity, however I think this will impact their gender more significantly than the male gender unless the things women look for in male partners are adaquately emulated in these androids. I think the quality of the male counterpart for women will probably lag behind the current expectations of the male market for such a "device" during the earlier timeframes. Trust me on this one, you'll see men buying these things in droves at $50,000 - $100,000. Some places will outlaw them. If there is a right leaning administration and electorate in the United States at that time expect such Androids likely severely regulated or banned altogether. Chances are Europe, India, and China will embrace them. World population will probably decrease as well partially due to this. At one point in time the majority of people being born, will be from genetically engineered embryos. Hitler's dream of the "perfect race" will probably come to fruition toward the end of this century, however there might be some serious repercussions of doing this in terms of how the class distinction between those who were engineered and people who were born the normal inferior way without gene resequencing and replacement.

Keiver · **Formerly VGX** :fail Joined: 27 Dec 1999 Posts: 5483

It's between the two hott ones Yulia and Zhana. Both are smoking.

Keiver · **Formerly VGX** :fail Joined: 27 Dec 1999 Posts: 5483

http://www.bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/238/238247P1.html

I vote for her.

AlmightyJesusChrist X · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:57 pm Post subject:

She's cute, but only 110 lbs. I'm not like Tinister or anything, but I like girls with some substantialness to them, a good kissable height, large breasts are okay, just as long as they aren't hanging low and stuff. I like the whole ghetto J-Lo booty thing, but there are times I've been attracted to the skinny boyish type of girl. I guess fettishes wax and wane in and out of favor. The girl I'm with now, fits into the aforementioned voluptious category.

BlueberryRoc[KKK] · Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Posts: 240

Me and bull dog have the same idea.

yeah, I bet the girl your with fits into many other categories, too.

Every watch that movie A.I?

Yeah. That.

Rocketlex · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:09 pm Post subject:

BlueberryRoc[KKK] · Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Posts: 240

AlmightyJesusChrist X · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:12 pm Post subject:

BlueberryRoc[KKK] · Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Posts: 240

I hate you, veeg.

Keiver · **Formerly VGX** :fail Joined: 27 Dec 1999 Posts: 5483

If veeg already has a gf we can completely disregard his shitty comments ont his matter.

That girl I posted is smoking.

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AlmightyJesusChrist X · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:18 pm Post subject:

She almost looks like Sarah Michelle Geller, almost.

BlueberryRoc[KKK] · Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Posts: 240

Wait, why the hell does Yulia only have one implant?!

BlueberryRoc[KKK] · Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Posts: 240

She's better looking that SMG.

Keiver · **Formerly VGX** :fail Joined: 27 Dec 1999 Posts: 5483

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AlmightyJesusChrist X · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:20 pm Post subject:

I honestly don't think all the pics on that site are of the actual girl you're meeting. Those look like model shots from softcore porn sites, or swimsuit mags. I mean, yeah, it's possible, but more than likely not.

BlueberryRoc[KKK] · Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Posts: 240

No, seriously, that's fucked up. She only has one implant.

AlmightyJesusChrist X · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:22 pm Post subject:

Poor Lilia, if she dyed her hair black, got a few tatoos and peircings, lost the mole, black lipstick, shiny pleather, and wore a dog collar, she's make a good goth chick.

BlueberryRoc[KKK] · Joined: 08 Nov 2004 Posts: 240

Lillia... eeek.

AlmightyJesusChrist X · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:24 pm Post subject:

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AlmightyJesusChrist X · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:27 pm Post subject:

I like Zhana, she reminds me of Liv Tyler. Man, I get a hard on for Liv. In LOTR, man she's too hot for words alone.

William [Will] · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:30 pm Post subject:

I like Bull Dog's pick.

Keiver · **Formerly VGX** :fail Joined: 27 Dec 1999 Posts: 5483

1st dibs on her once she gets circulated.

Absolut JJtH · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:26 pm Post subject:

*has been to Russia* *loves Russian women*

I will one day return to Russia for a weekend to pick up a wife.

(ubone SE KE · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:56 pm Post subject:

Yeah, it's all about Bulldog's girl.
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Christian · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:24 pm Post subject:

Zhana, oh yes. But, if we could get another hot Russian chick, oh, let's say Yulia Nova (http://www1b.sakura.ne.jp/~takumi/yulia/photo/2005calendar.jpg), that would kick six types of ass.

Reitz · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:41 pm Post subject:

Man, I don't know why everyone is obsessed with Russians lately. I didn't delete your forum, I swear!

Well, if I had to choose, Zhana.
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Efreit · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:51 pm Post subject:

Zhana is clearly the answer to world hunger.
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Reitz · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:52 pm Post subject:

The Bulgarian's pretty hot, too.
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Keiver · **Formerly VGX** :fail Joined: 27 Dec 1999 Posts: 5483

Let's get one of these russian girls for the boardcon then leave her in some ally. Or if one of us likes her take her home with ya!

Efreit · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:26 pm Post subject:

I say kill her and let everyone rape her corpse. Once finished, we can let Kalimdel fire nerve staples into her lifeless body and devour what remains.
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Rocketlex · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:27 pm Post subject:

Let's go all the way with it. We should purchase a tropical island, set her out into the jungle and hunt her.
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hekkel · **PhD in Self-Medication** Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 1188

KILL THE PIG! SPILL HER BLOOD!
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William [Will] · Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:45 am Post subject:

Keiran · Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 7:07 am Post subject:

Hi, I've been lurking 'round here for a bit, anyone else notice on the pic of the Bulgirian that Bull Dog brought up (the one where she's bending over and showing off her boobies) It looks liekahorrible photochop job. Look at her necklace and then look at the skin tone above and below it, top is all pastey white and below it is tan... 0_o`. I dunno if I'd want me some of that if I were you boys. And Howdy

Who Cares · Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 7:50 am Post subject:

Airbrush.

Sup guy/girl/thing.

Reitz · Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:20 am Post subject:

I knew a hot Bulgarian once. In fact it came down to a choice between her and my ex. Dropped the ball on THAT one, eh?
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Rinn · Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:06 pm Post subject:

HaloLauren · Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:17 pm Post subject:

Yulia looks ridden hard and put away wet.
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hekkel · **PhD in Self-Medication** Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 1188

Looks like it's Zhana by a landslide. I'm warning you though, she looks like a sneaky little bitch. I suggest hiding any valuables before her arrival.
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