WE CAN'T STOP HERE. THIS IS BAT COUNTRY.   Board Utilities Khakain Photo Gallery | Timeline | cheeEZboard | Oekaki Khakain Encyclopedia | Khakain Chan | Plastic Grass Face | PGF Stats April Fools Board Board Member Sites Board City | Ubergaming.net | Tim Hates People | HTLOZ II | ZRPG IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!          Khakain Forum Index -> Hall of Fame Author Message Agent Durden Internet Jesus Administrator/2000 Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1054 Location: Indiana Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 2:04 pm    Post subject: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! The Olsens are 18! Where do go from here? _________________ Looking backwards is fine: going backwards isn't.-Warren Ellis Author Message Reitz Big Boss Supreme Dictator-For-Life Joined: 09 Sep 1999 Posts: 7220 Location: Sheppard AFB Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 2:09 pm    Post subject: Emma Watson, fool. _________________ "Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!" "...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..." "This wasn't in VR training!" Author Message Willie Mitchell Joined: 09 Jun 2004 Posts: 2275 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 2:10 pm    Post subject: what's it matter if they're 18 or 17, though? i mean, aren't they pretty much under contract to be as wholesome as possible, and aren't they already past the age of consent in most states anyway am i missing something, or what Author Message Shadowlynk INTO THE VOID YOU GO President-and-First Tiger Joined: 31 Jan 2004 Posts: 2133 Location: Another Dimension Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 2:31 pm    Post subject: They want to move on to someone else below the age of consent. _________________ You cannot get the FLASK. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle. Never you mind. http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/profile.xml?41729 - Follow my MMO addiction! Author Message Willie Mitchell Joined: 09 Jun 2004 Posts: 2275 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 2:35 pm    Post subject: oh, i see still, haven't they been over the age of consent for a while now? i mean, it hovers around 16 in most states - some 15, some 16, some 17. only a couple states have an AoC of 18, as i recall it's 16 here _________________ willie mitchell/lives on water/FEEDS ON LAGHTNINNNNNNNN Author Message Willie Mitchell Joined: 09 Jun 2004 Posts: 2275 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 2:36 pm    Post subject: btw, ageofconsent.com is a godsend _________________ willie mitchell/lives on water/FEEDS ON LAGHTNINNNNNNNN Author Message Willie Mitchell Joined: 09 Jun 2004 Posts: 2275 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 2:40 pm    Post subject: hey, you guys can pretend the olsens are tunisian or something; the AoC there is apparently 20 _________________ willie mitchell/lives on water/FEEDS ON LAGHTNINNNNNNNN Author Message Nintendo Phillip |_|83R 1337 Member since 1999 Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1470 Location: PA Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reitz is correct. Emma Watson. _________________ Roads? Where we're going we don't need...roads. Author Message Abuelo RPG Coño omg boobs Joined: 23 Dec 2002 Posts: 2961 Location: Venezuela Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 3:05 pm    Post subject: Lindsay Lohan _________________ Author Message Willie Mitchell Joined: 09 Jun 2004 Posts: 2275 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 3:06 pm    Post subject: over AoC _________________ willie mitchell/lives on water/FEEDS ON LAGHTNINNNNNNNN Author Message Abuelo RPG Coño omg boobs Joined: 23 Dec 2002 Posts: 2961 Location: Venezuela Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 3:08 pm    Post subject: oh... Emma Watson _________________ Author Message Willie Mitchell Joined: 09 Jun 2004 Posts: 2275 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 3:12 pm    Post subject: little-known fact: emma watson lives in chile, where the age of consent is 12 roll again _________________ willie mitchell/lives on water/FEEDS ON LAGHTNINNNNNNNN Author Message Abuelo RPG Coño omg boobs Joined: 23 Dec 2002 Posts: 2961 Location: Venezuela Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 3:33 pm    Post subject: 12¿ holy shit _________________ Author Message Willie Mitchell Joined: 09 Jun 2004 Posts: 2275 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 4:09 pm    Post subject: yeah, i dunno what the point is of even having one if you're gonna make it that low Author Message Zman Administrator/1999 Joined: 25 Nov 1999 Posts: 1958 Location: Seattle, WA Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 4:18 pm    Post subject: Lindsay Lohan is a great place to start. Author Message Willie Mitchell Joined: 09 Jun 2004 Posts: 2275 Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 4:24 pm    Post subject: with what, the quest for a new not-at-all-underage chick, as initiated by the fact that the olsen twins have continued to not be at all underage? i love being a killjoy Author Message Maxwell Somewhat clowning Mmm...Nutella Joined: 17 Mar 2004 Posts: 1262 Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:30 pm    Post subject: Is it my imagination or is Emma Watson getting hotter with every movie? It just seems terribly backwards. Lindsay Lohan, on the other hand, was a little fox in Parent Trap but is now an ugly wasted whore. As I may have mentioned before. Author Message Agent Durden Internet Jesus Administrator/2000 Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1054 Location: Indiana Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2004 7:33 pm    Post subject: It looks like Watson will be our new jailbait pin up. She's really the only choice if you think about it. Hilary Duff-She's turning into an Oompa Loompa. Lindsey Lohan- Nah. Jamie Spears- We've already seen how she'll turn out. No thanks. Dakota Fanning- Don't even think about it. _________________ Looking backwards is fine: going backwards isn't.-Warren Ellis Author Message X Member since 2000 Joined: 31 Jan 2004 Posts: 728 Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2004 8:07 pm    Post subject: Watson looks like Rocketlex. Author Message X Member since 2000 Joined: 31 Jan 2004 Posts: 728 Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2004 8:50 pm    Post subject: and I've only recently thought that Linsey Lohan was pretty.. She looked great hosting the MTV Awards... Never thought Hillary Duff was much, and the Olsen Twins have NEVER been much to look at... Author Message Dijaldi Joined: 26 Apr 2004 Posts: 383 Location: Five Steps Behind Orky... Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2004 10:20 pm    Post subject: Emma Watson. Hands down. And up. And down. And up. And down... Author Message Marcpkm65 Shepherd Member since 1999 Joined: 30 Jan 2004 Posts: 334 Location: Virginia Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2004 10:24 pm    Post subject: ...and up. And down. And...fuck, lost interest. This ALWAYS happens. Author Message Castle Guard Member since 1999 Joined: 20 Nov 1999 Posts: 1485 Location: Ocean City, NJ Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2004 11:22 pm    Post subject: Hilary Duff reminds me too much of this girl I went to school with back in elementary and middle school who was incredibly ugly. It's hard to explain... When she was younger she had the same face, and she sort of still does. But whenever I see her, I think of that girl. It's kept me from considering Hilary Duff very attractive. Author Message Agent Durden Internet Jesus Administrator/2000 Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1054 Location: Indiana Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 3:03 am    Post subject: http://homepages.wmich.edu/~m1hjjaap/olsenshoot.jpg _________________ Looking backwards is fine: going backwards isn't.-Warren Ellis Author Message Nintendo Phillip |_|83R 1337 Member since 1999 Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1470 Location: PA Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 3:21 am    Post subject: She's only 14, so she's got some time. The potential is obviously there. _________________ Roads? Where we're going we don't need...roads. Author Message Absolut JJtH Member since 1999 Joined: 31 Jan 2004 Posts: 1806 Location: Japan Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 3:44 am    Post subject: Ruthie from 7th Heaven. I'd take her out for a roofie-colada. Author Message rissah N(o)(o)B omg boobs Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 609 Location: Manila, Philippines Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:41 am    Post subject: Absolut JJtH wrote: Ruthie from 7th Heaven. I'd take her out for a roofie-colada. Isn't she like 12..? Author Message The Fonz Member since 1999 Joined: 11 Oct 1999 Posts: 2610 Location: Ottawa Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:27 pm    Post subject: ...your point? _________________ Super Combo Breakin' Author Message Panaeolus Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 24 Location: Massachusetts Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:46 pm    Post subject: Emma Watson can cast Wingardium Leviosa on me any day. Author Message Agent Durden Internet Jesus Administrator/2000 Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1054 Location: Indiana Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 8:25 pm    Post subject: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20040622/D83CBL4O1.html Quote: NEW YORK (AP) - Mary-Kate Olsen, the brunette half of the Olsen twins entertainment empire, has entered a treatment facility "to seek professional help for a health-related issue," her publicist said Tuesday. Us Weekly and People magazines reported that Olsen has an eating disorder and entered the unidentified treatment center during the past few days....[more in link] _________________ Looking backwards is fine: going backwards isn't.-Warren Ellis Author Message hekkel PhD in Self-Medication Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 1188 Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 9:19 pm    Post subject: It's only a matter of time until the Olson Twins Sex Tape. By the way, you're all sick fucks. Emma Watson just got her period, like, yesterday. So wear a condom, or you'll get blood on you. _________________ imareasonableman/getoffmycase Author Message Reitz Big Boss Supreme Dictator-For-Life Joined: 09 Sep 1999 Posts: 7220 Location: Sheppard AFB Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 9:27 pm    Post subject: Everyone knows she's anorexic, why sugarcoat the problem by calling it a 'health-related issue?' Whatever...dumb blondes. _________________ "Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!" "...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..." "This wasn't in VR training!" Author Message HaloLauren Consummate Consumer Joined: 06 Feb 2004 Posts: 6387 Location: Washington D.C. Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 12:29 am    Post subject: http://jasonkill.com/hermione/about.htm?adgd=etd /fark _________________ "I realized after the fact that I agree more with the Republican Party platform, that it talked about independence, that it talked about individual responsibility, individual rights, it talked about the ability to guarantee opportunities, not outcomes," adding, "that was very much what my family stood for." -Claude Allen Author Message Nintendo Phillip |_|83R 1337 Member since 1999 Joined: 18 Sep 1999 Posts: 1470 Location: PA Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 12:43 am    Post subject: Quote: "I may be 37-years-old but Harry Potter really brings out the kid in me. Honestly. I went to Wal-Mart a few weeks after reading the first book and got a bunch of the Harry Potter Lego sets, which I built and proudly display all over monitor at work. I even have a Harry Potter screensaver on my computer that shows Harry in the middle of a heated quidditch match, swooping down on his broom, reaching out precariously to grab the golden snitch. Then the phrase "CAN YOU DIG IT?" flashes up on the screen. It's pretty awesome. It was well worth the $19.95 I spent on it." Quote: "One night at a D&D role-playing game party in 6th grade, my friend Joey spilled Dr. Pepper all over the couch. I used a special mixture of baking powder, salt, and ground oregano to bring out the stain. We'd always argue over which soft drink had the most caffeine. Those were good times. And the other reason why Hermione is my favorite character is because she is bewitchingly beautiful. To be quite honest, she cast a spell on me from the moment I met her. I guess I should wrap up this up. So I'll leave you with a poem I wrote about my favorite character, Ms. Hermione Granger. Hermione, oh me, oh my Oh my, oh me, for you I'd die You charmed me with your wand and smile And I've loved you for a long, long while You raise your hand so high in class I'd take you on a date, alas You're not quite old enough and yet My heart burns for you like a smoldering sunset" Those are all taken from the site Lauren posted, all written by the author of the site. Yeah, he's never been laid...ever (assuming that the author really is a 37 year old guy who drools over a fictional character in a book who's half his age). _________________ Roads? Where we're going we don't need...roads. Author Message Reitz Big Boss Supreme Dictator-For-Life Joined: 09 Sep 1999 Posts: 7220 Location: Sheppard AFB Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 4:44 am    Post subject: Quote: We'd always argue over which soft drink had the most caffeine. Guess they didn't have Jolt back then. _________________ "Colonel! I've located a ration... but it's trapped behind some sort of metal forcefield! I... I can't get through it!" "...Raiden, it's just a can, there's a tab..." "This wasn't in VR training!" Author Message Maxwell Somewhat clowning Mmm...Nutella Joined: 17 Mar 2004 Posts: 1262 Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 1:58 pm    Post subject: It occurs to me that in about fifteen years I'll be dreaming of young girls who haven't even been born yet. Author Message hekkel PhD in Self-Medication Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 1188 Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 3:26 pm    Post subject: That's what I'm saying. Making love to a zygote is a frequent reoccuring fantasy. _________________ imareasonableman/getoffmycase Author Message Panaeolus Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 24 Location: Massachusetts Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 4:32 pm    Post subject: Screw Zygotes, man. I go for gametes - so much sweeter before they're fertilized. Author Message Maxwell Somewhat clowning Mmm...Nutella Joined: 17 Mar 2004 Posts: 1262 Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 4:34 pm    Post subject: I met the cutest little blastocyst the other day. Author Message Archdeco Bored as hell. Mmm...Nutella Joined: 16 Apr 2000 Posts: 5279 Location: Kansas City Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 11:32 pm    Post subject: Colin Quinn just bitchslapped Mary Kate and told Ashley to lose more weight and life is good. 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