imgay megathread

[dunkinbean]

do not link sai to this post otherwise we are all do

[archdeco]

They have an actual 10-year anniversary comic now.

[zumbum]

MASTUR WHER IS BASE?

[ObviousDelirium]

up yours

[Gothic Lolita]

nice posts guys, keep up the good w ork

[ObviousDelirium]

welp i confused him with kafen when i made it so

[zumbum]

wtf how did you confuse me with that ball of fudge

[ObviousDelirium]

i was tired

[dunkinbean]

[DRGN] Inazuma: HAY
lolicon is a disease: SUPCATS
[DRGN] Inazuma: HAS YOU BR-
[DRGN] Inazuma: Cats?
lolicon is a disease: chronic
[DRGN] Inazuma: Wha-huh?
lolicon is a disease: i'm stayin g'd up
[DRGN] Inazuma: I have no clue what your talking about. And I'm not sure it's because of my fatigue :C
[DRGN] Inazuma: Whether it is or not, rather
lolicon is a disease: im stayin' gansta'd up
[DRGN] Inazuma: ohhh
[DRGN] Inazuma: i almost skullfucked a moose
lolicon is a disease: becuz it just lives in me
[DRGN] Inazuma: Okay
[DRGN] Inazuma: Well I'm like the furthest thing from a gangsta
[DRGN] Inazuma: I'm an outcast~
[DRGN] Inazuma: And actually rather proud of it.
lolicon is a disease: I wann know if youre a fellow homes
[DRGN] Inazuma: Am I?
[DRGN] Inazuma: I have no clue.
[DRGN] Inazuma: anyways, has you Brawl?
lolicon is a disease: y'know y'know does wt da g's
lolicon is a disease: all star shows wt da G-Apparel
lolicon is a disease: *wit
[DRGN] Inazuma: Oh, okay.
[DRGN] Inazuma: Man, you're barely hitting anything.
[DRGN] Inazuma: I'm exhausted. About to take trash out then I'mma crash
lolicon is a disease: do u like chevys?
[DRGN] Inazuma: And by "hitting anything" I mean barely anything is registering in my head from what you're saying
[DRGN] Inazuma: I like a lot of cars, why?
lolicon is a disease: r u sure yer not stayin' g'd up??
[DRGN] Inazuma: I'm pretty sure.
[DRGN] Inazuma: I have no idea where this conversation is leading, either.
lolicon is a disease: *flapping hands and jumping forward* jigga jigga jigga
[DRGN] Inazuma: You're enjoying yourself, aren't you?
lolicon is a disease: YALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MA MINE!
[DRGN] Inazuma: Yeah, you are.
lolicon is a disease: UP IN HEYA UP IN HEYA
lolicon is a disease: yo lemme golla t dem for a minute
[DRGN] Inazuma: To who?
lolicon is a disease: driving is believing
lolicon is a disease: coca cola and countour bottle are copyrights of Coca Cola Inc
lolicon is a disease: call 1877-2-VCHIP
[DRGN] Inazuma: Holy shit, dude, is there a point to this? i almost skullfucked a moose
lolicon is a disease: dis is sum good azz weed
[DRGN] Inazuma: Oh
[DRGN] Inazuma: Wait, are you seriously high?
lolicon is a disease: for ten thousand dollars, what breed of dog is known as the fastest runner?
[DRGN] Inazuma: Greyhound?
lolicon is a disease: blood thplattering
lolicon is a disease: wheen heel
lolicon is a disease: you say yeeah
lolicon is a disease: heel
lolicon is a disease: yeeah
lolicon is a disease: if ya down ston ecold say HEEL CHEEAH!
lolicon is a disease: *saying fast* an earquay!
[DRGN] Inazuma: Yeah, you must be high. Or trolling. Or quite possibly both~
lolicon is a disease: famous places
[DRGN] Inazuma: Are you okay?
lolicon is a disease: stay g'd up
[DRGN] Inazuma: Okay, I'll try.

[archdeco]

I think you've done this before.

[Dragonsaver]

;p;

[Dragonsaver]

But you never answered his question, you're not very nice!

anyways, has you Brawl?

WELL??

[Gothic Lolita]

whos that nigger

[Inazuma]

[DRGN] Inazuma: i almost skullfucked a moose

I DON'T REMEMBER SAYING THAT. EITHER TIME.

[dunkinbean]

limbo word filters

[Inazuma]

limbo word filters

Yeah, I was informed of that later on. :C

[archdeco]

Dunk the cool people are going to get really mad if you keep bringing freaks to our humble board.

Actually, they'll probably blame me. So stop. :/

[scrotie mcboogerballs]

itt board eugenics program

[Dragonsaver]

itt board eugenics program

How do we do this?

[Dragonsaver]

Fellatio was invented in Paris, 1793, as bourgeois opposition to the monarchist missionary position.

What a bunch of babbys they should just learn to submit like real people do 

[Magi]

No.

[Dragonsaver]

fuccen non conformist

[Magi]

The liar is a person who uses the valid designations, the words, in order to make something which is unreal appear to be real. He says, for example, "I am rich," when the proper designation for his condition would be "poor." He misuses fixed conventions by means of arbitrary substitutions or even reversals of names. If he does this in a selfish and moreover harmful manner, society will cease to trust him and will thereby exclude him. What men avoid by excluding the liar is not so much being defrauded as it is being harmed by means of fraud. Thus, even at this stage, what they hate is basically not deception itself, but rather the unpleasant, hated consequences of certain sorts of deception. It is in a similarly restricted sense that man now wants nothing but truth: he desires the pleasant, life-preserving consequences of truth. He is indifferent toward pure knowledge which has no consequences; toward those truths which are possibly harmful and destructive he is even hostilely inclined.

[Dragonsaver]

Ahhh the old "i'm rich lets fuck" line, classic.

[scrotie mcboogerballs]

I'm fairly certain the Greeks and Romans were sucking wangs long before this

[Magi]

the greeks more like the athenians

they really loved the cock.

[Magi]

[Dragonsaver]

C-can it be?

[Inazuma]

Dunk the cool people are going to get really mad if you keep bringing freaks to our humble board.

FYIAD.

[Dragonsaver]

Dunk the cool people are going to get really mad if you keep bringing freaks to our humble board.

FUCK YOU I'M A DORK

[Inazuma]

Dunk the cool people are going to get really mad if you keep bringing freaks to our humble board.

FUCK YOU I'M A DORK

You can read my mind?!

[Dragonsaver]

Dunk the cool people are going to get really mad if you keep bringing freaks to our humble board.

FUCK YOU I'M A DORK

You can read my mind?!

mayb

[scrotie mcboogerballs]

i almost skullfucked a moose well played jakey

[PaulC]

hmmmmm

[dunkinbean]

is this loli






































































































pop?

[Magi]

no actually its my lolicon repository




you can put your yiff there too if you want just keep it away from my loli.

[dunkinbean]

:cool:

[Dragonsaver]

[dunkinbean]

[Dragonsaver]

Man idunno those guys sound like a bunch of thundercunts..

[Empress Oriana]

Man idunno those guys sound like a bunch of thundercats..

Hooooo!

[ObviousDelirium]

i have not posted here, so i will





this will be amazing

[Empress Oriana]

While this is going on, I am amassing my loli army to sack both nations while they are away at war!

You revealed your master plan to soon Chris-chan!

[Dragonsaver]

Unholy fucker of mothers...

[Dragonsaver]

MAXY'S RUG
Or,
THE WHITE MAN'S BURDEN.

Being a play in one act
Serving as a CAUTIONARY TALE for the moral education of the public
As to the nature of those most TERRIBLE CRIMES
Perpetually committed upon the Generous by the Low-Spirited
Rabble of Questionable Ancestory
In Cruelest Defiance of Every Christian Principle.


- SCENE 1
[The scene: A pleasant little room. A quaint grandfather clock in the corner ticks away the hour - just after midnight, on one of those cold and dreary evenings for which the internet is famous. The rain patters gently on the rooftiles. We see MAXY, a distinguished gentleman in his late forties, sitting comfortably in his favorite armchair with his nose in a thick and academic book. THEINQUISITOR lies half-conscious on the beautiful persian rug, naked from the waist down. An INEXPLICABLY PLACED CAN OF GASOLINE rests on the mantle.]

[INQUISITOR groans loudly and proceeds to cough up a goldfish. MAXY looks up.]

MAXY: I say, Richard, do clean yourself up! Those delightful gentlemen from the Role-Imitating Diversions Society will think most poorly of us on the morn if you must be dragged to the Merrill Manor half-sensible.

INQUISITOR: Ahhhhhh, stuffit.

[A knock on the door.]

MAXY: Why, whoever could that be?

INQUISITOR: Stuffit.

MAXY: Honestly, Richard. You forget your upbringing.

[MAXY opens the door, and gasps in shock as a group of INTERNET HOBOS tumble into the room, smearing dirt and ash across the walls.]

INTERNET HOBO 1: [Grabbing the shocked MAXY's hands] Kind sir! Oh, it is you, Master Maxy, Jesus and Mary be praised!

MAXY: Why - but you are master Jakey! Of the Role-Imitating Society!

INTERNET HOBO 2: [Kneeling, sobbing] Oh god, sir Maxy, it is too awful! The Manor is burned! Master Merrill's old cow Psygon kicked over a lantern, and we were too deep in our cups to notice until our petticoats were half-ablaze!

MAXY: Egads!

INTERNET HOBO 3: Please, sir - it is so cold alone on the e-streets - have pity - in the name of Mary -

INQUISITOR: [sitting up] Papist scum! I'd warned you they were up to no good, brother! Back to the streets with ye!

MAXY: Richard, your upbringing!

INQUISITOR: Ahhhhh, stuffit. [Wanders off, mumbling incoherently]

MAXY: Enter, dear friends.

PAULC: [Hobbling to his feet] Thanks, don't mind if we do.

- SCENE 2

[The INTERNET HOBOS are clustered around a hastily arranged dinner table, picking at a feast brimming with all MAXY's larder has to offer. In the corner, a steaming hot bathtub sits full of hot water. MAXY himself is tenderly scrubbing the dirty wounds of the sorrowful men.]

KEFKA: We could use some clothes, too. Like, new ones.

MAXY: Alas, the harvest is poor this year and my wallet thin, but I will arrange as much as I can from my own closets, for I know you would return me this favor had our luck been different.

KEKFA: i almost skullfucked a moose.

[MAXY scrubs ineffectively at PAULC's sooty face, before drawing back in sudden shock.]

MAXY: But - you are of the blacks!

PAULC: Aye, so be it, and a pox upon you lily-faced devils.

MAXY: I tolerate your remark, for all men are as brothers.

[Jakey, swollen to three times the size of a normal man, reaches with ineffectively short arms towards the pudding, finally turning towards INQUISITOR with a pleading expression on his face.]

JAKEY: Please sir, may I have some more?

INQUISITOR: Is verboten.

- SCENE 3

[MAXY stumbles into the darkened room and flips on the lights. With a cry, he sinks to his knees at the sight before him. The lovely little room is in shambles. Feces are everywhere. They are smeared across the walls in obscene illustrations, smashed inside the shattered face of his lovely clock, stuffed between the pages of his beloved books, and most egregiously, piled neatly on top of his heirloom persian rug.]

MAXY: Why, God? [Sobbing] WHY?! [He rips at his hair in a fervor of agony, horror, disbelief.]

INQUISITOR: [Shambles in from stage left, THE RAGE upon him.] Bloody ingrates!

[MAXY stares at the bloody clumps he clutches in his trembling hands. He stumbles to his feet, eyes wild. With a dramatic kick, he upends the INEXPLICABLY PLACED CAN OF GASOLINE.]

INQUISITOR: Cor Blimey.

[MAXY, an awful certainty in his motions, hurls an INEXPLICABLY PRODUCED MATCH into the liquid. He is instantly ENGULFED IN FLAMES. His screams rise to the heavens, as he weeps the tears of a man too good for our world.]

- SCENE 4

[MAXY MANOR is wreathed in dancing flame. On the path outside, three bespectacled men observe the spectacle in grim sadness.]

BUSTERMANZERO: By Jove, those cads have tarnished the good name of our Role-Imitating Diversions Society for the last time.

CHICKENSOUPCHEESE: There burns our innocence.

NANOTECHMONKEY: So be it upon us all, if we shelter the negro or the papist.

[INQUISITOR emerges from the flames, determined, his face set in a grim line. He is not wearing pantaloons.]

INQUISITOR: 521 NEVER FORGET.

[archdeco]

Oh how I wish you guys would swallow your pride and assimilate so we can get more stuff like this~

[PaulC]

Good times.
In related news, rpg-palace.com seems to have its account suspended.

[ObviousDelirium]

If only I was intelliligents enough to write such epics......

[ObviousDelirium]

It is my belief that sex was invented in the 60s, I will not believe your lies, Dragonsaver.

[Dragonsaver]

Go back to xbox live, faggot