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General Category => Dimensional Void => Topic started by: Hitman on December 23, 2011, 06:12:54 PM



Title: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: Hitman on December 23, 2011, 06:12:54 PM
Sometimes when I'm bored I like to look through my threads and categorize them based on:

a) Whether I was high when I made the thread
b) If so, what drug I was on

It's interesting because sometimes when I go months without posting it's actually because I'm sober and busy. For some reason I like to post here more often when I'm high as hell. For some reason I think getting high makes me more creative but at the same time also a little ridiculous. Anyway, I just wanted to point that out cause it's an interesting observation IMO. When I'm high I post more and my threads are usually more popular. My sober threads suck and when I'm sober I often avoid this place altogether.

In other word, you guys are enablers.


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: just taz on December 23, 2011, 06:15:58 PM
id like an excel sheet showing which threads correspond to which drugs.


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: just taz on December 23, 2011, 06:16:24 PM
also merry christmas


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: Hitman on December 23, 2011, 06:33:53 PM
Merry christmas to you too!

Kinda off topic but it really pisses me off all the people that make a fuss over saying merry christmas or happy holidays. who gives a fuck? I say merry christmas to christians, happy hanukkah to Jews and happy holidays to everyone else I don't care what people say back to me cause that's not the point. the point is to wish the other person a good time during the holidays so who cares what phrase you use??? sorry just needed to vent...

oh and I'd make an spreadsheet but that sounds like a lot of work. Just know that I've been very naughty the last few months as far as drugs are concerned. Im not bragging or proud of it either, just saying


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: TurboEmu on December 23, 2011, 06:34:46 PM
List, please.


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: Hitman on December 23, 2011, 07:07:07 PM
i'll have to work on it. it'll be a lot of opiates, sometimes benzos, odd times e or coke. but mainly very strong painkillers


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: Hitman on December 23, 2011, 07:07:23 PM
or you know, dope


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: hekkel on December 23, 2011, 07:08:50 PM
Threads made while under the influence are usually the best threads.  Except for that one Joe made the other day.


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: Hitman on December 23, 2011, 07:09:58 PM
yeah but that's because Joe only drinks


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: Hitman on December 23, 2011, 07:11:44 PM
(http://outragetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/loser.jpg)


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: hekkel on December 23, 2011, 07:55:19 PM
Yeah, it was really, really terrible. 


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: Reitz on December 23, 2011, 10:01:15 PM
...is that carl winslow?


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: Princess Zelda on December 23, 2011, 10:10:22 PM
Joe's drunk thread was great.


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: Starr on December 23, 2011, 10:12:17 PM
YOU'D SAY JOE'S DRUNK FARTS ARE GREAT!


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: just taz on December 23, 2011, 10:16:20 PM
shy just fuck him and get it out of your system.


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: TurboEmu on December 23, 2011, 11:10:25 PM
^


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: WC on December 24, 2011, 03:01:41 AM
I like this no nonsense, excel sheet demanding tazor.


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: WC on December 24, 2011, 03:02:08 AM
but I like my tazors with some nonsense too

make sure you still keep some nonsense buddy


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: Orky on December 26, 2011, 05:37:43 PM
...is that carl winslow?

Yes, but it's actually Al Powell.


I think.


Title: Re: A funny thing about "Hitman Threads"
Post by: Disco on December 26, 2011, 08:09:29 PM
It's well known that they're actually the same person. Family Matters is a spin-off of Die Hard. John McClane and Carl Winslow are bros and have been ever since the events of Die Hard.