Khakain

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Aw Joe got his first blowjob

i got one tonight.

ivy, i see youre on the board.

do you give blowjobs?

Blowjobs are overrated unless they are that of the porn star variety.

someones bad at blowjobs

I'm just not that sensitive and emphatic deep throating feels way better than your average blowjob.

third article

I mastrobate with tantric wind power, thankyouverymuch.

It's not the gagging or suffering or tear lubrication, it's that the deeper you go, the more you feel. If they can only fit the tip of your penis in their mouth it's not nearly as enjoyable. Unless you've been in prison for a long time and anything sets you off.

Some girls just have a small mouth or a sensitive gag reflex.

so charlie likes neither blowjobs or vaginas

just putting things in perspective

In my experience, if a blowjob isn't totally awesome, it sucks. 

Everybody loves to barbeque, and most people are no exception!

Ripped abs though...I could rub my dick against those all day long.

Like playing the xylophone with one stick...

Hahahahahahahahaha. MUSIC TO MY EARS.

blow jobs: i got one yesterday. but not today. :(

wait, so charlie, he's one of the ones of whom it's okay to take their quotes out of context

especially if it develops into having a laugh / cry with joe later on in the day

extraspecially if it insinuates homosexuality. thems the rules, right?

i guess y'all think he's a blowhard and doesn't even realize it half the time but i really think he's expressing a genuine malaise in this thread

i've also found that a girl "emphatic deep throating" i.e. really enjoying the full length, girth, and contours my cock has to offer makes it a more erotic and pleasurable experience. immeasurably so. of whom is this not the case? and, if you have a girlfriend or fuckfriend who doesn't perform oral sex to this extent, because of a small mouth, gag reflex, or otherwise, who wouldn't become desensitized to the same style repeated daily?

all that said, i get more turned on in being proactive rather than passive. i'd take penetration and reciprocal motion over getting head probably 9 times out of 10. properly making out is too the more intense sexual experience. (nerve endings ain't everything)

I don't really understand how anyone could argue that the superior blowjob is one where the girl just licks the tip. Is someone seriously doing that here? Is it such an odd thing that Charlie says he prefers when the girl closes her lips around the shaft and just goes to town? Because I have to side with him on that one.

YEAH, AND THEN SHITTING ON THEIR CHEST! OH MAN, NOTHIN' BETTER. RIGHT GUYS!?












...guys?

Way to limit your life experiences, dude.

I'd suck a dick, but only if it's a woman's dick.  Don't want to feel incredibly fabulosly gay after all.

You mean a ladyboy. If there's a dick, it's still a man. Just a really hot one who's saving up for surgery.

I was about to say, Chan. I dunno what biology courses you skipped took...

I bet Veeg would be down.

hey will

YOU'RE a blowhard

There's an extremely happy medium between "girl licking the tip" and "throatfuck porno gagjob"

Wrong Luke! You're just acting insecure. Also, always digging for motive. Sometimes blunt, descriptive, open dialogue is just that, regardless of how participants are portrayed and/or interpreted through the information that is exchanged.

However it's been awhile since you've bragged about your purported big dick or the sex you used to get when you had a girlfriend. (It was fun, watching you evolve into Schwan circa Kara.) Please get back into the game so Khakain can hear all about it.

hey will, you're a blowhard

You lose dude.

oh okay!

the mean-spirited simpleton: he will always lose. stop being lazy. stop mistaking critical thinking for arrogance, or dishonestly likening it to arrogance.

William, shh.  The original comment was funny and not actually mean-spirited. 

I had the most fantastic one the other day. It was pretty swell

it amazes me that you're a real person.  you're like a cartoon character from a really weird cartoon

Actually I think I really nailed it there, better than I have in any previous exchange we've had. You do this a lot dude. You're not bringing a braggart down to Earth, either. It's just a bad habit, making snarky, often bitter-sounding comments at a select few people on this forum.


Hmm, nope. It's both. Would be funnier if it wasn't predictably aimed at Charlie, one of those select few members who it's okay to passively hate on.

There are any number of similar instances where he could have chided Luke2, playfully or otherwise, but of course that risks losing a smidgen of your favor, fond as you are of crazy Keiran.

(it's not okay to constantly belittle keiran)

charlie and I had a nice little chat a couple of weeks ago on aim

of course, it was about china

now we're talkin! lovely bit of wit you let loose there.

oh damn, I just made a joke on the charlie CHINA CHINA CHINA meme.  will, come rescue him from my bitter soulless harassment

I'm sorry I have this innate ability to infuriate you william.  I really don't intend to.  I have no interest in trying to bait you because reading your reactions causes me far more inconvenience and bewilderment than any kind of pleasure

I was posting it to follow it up with that last post.  You were too quick and ruined it for me.  darn.

See there I'm not so difficult to understand. I love irony even more than I hate hypocrisy, and you are good at both my friend.

It was a good joke because it was relevant!  We have recently discussed Charlie's distaste for vagina whereas it has been years since Luke's has been addressed.

We should probably change the subject to whether or not vaginas have grown on Luke2.

Eh, I was referring more to the fact that Luke2 likes to boast about his exploits, sexual or otherwise, without getting called out on it the way Charlie does, even when he [Charlie] is making an innocuous remark with no boastful intentions. Granted, when Charlie does blow hard, it's more underhanded than kooky Luke.

The vagina thing, now that's just a funny coincidence. I haven't seen this thread so I'm admittedly ignorant to that aspect of the joke. I just know they have history of goading one another, ever since it's been open season on Charlie's ego.

You seem tense, Will. Do you need a blowjob?

That sounds like an offer, Deco. I am happy to see that you have not eliminated your options in the same way that Joe has.

Even I don't know what I won't say for a laugh.

they have indeed Erin, but I'm somewhat particular. I mean, they need upkeep.

^^^^^^^

There is something supremely satisfying about that. 

And d'uh they need upkeep.  I'm not going to blow some unkempt dick, either.

Riiiiiight?!

I heard one time charlie tried to have sex with william

One time I got a blowjob from a forty-something woman.  Not only was it by far the best blowjob I've ever had, when it was over she brought me a hot, moist hand towel.  Lady Khakainers, write that down.

Fuck you.  Bring me a hot, moist, towel.  And then make me hot and moist, asshole.

Maybe you were just drunk and in the bathroom of a posh club.


And it was about so much more than China. GET HIM, WILLIAM.

Why should I bring you a towel?  You're the one that got your spit all over me.

We'll put the spit to good use.  The towel is inconsequential but may help in regard to what you got all over me. 


Wow I'm going to regret that post in the morning. 

We all know what she's implying here.


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My god guys, why all the repressed sexual tension? Is Khakain in a dry spell?

I don't know if you noticed when you came in, Greg but we're all nerds here.  Khakain is a dry spell.

Help! Help!  I'm being repressed!
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Talk about a nerd.

*Fires up Pokemon Silver rom*

Pshaw, they even have nerd-to-nerd dating sites these days.

Greg.  Get on aim and discuss Snuff with me.

I am currently at work, unfortunately.

I still haven't started Snuff.  I should do that!

I'll put in a good chunk between work shifts on Friday.

Dear Erin, I have been seeing this girl named Erin.

She does not compare to you

Most girls don't compare to Erin

 :ughh:

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hah hah hah

I think the saddest thing is how you actually bothered to track down all those posts.

this is sometimes how i feel at khakain.
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1. asked question.
2. conducted research.
3. formed hypothesis.
4. experiment.
5. observation.
6. conclusion.

if i weigh as much as a duck, i must be made of wood.

therefore, i am a witch.

foiled by science ONCE AGAIN.

oh, and also:
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anybody ever done this? seems like fun.

I tried that once...

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But no one seemed to want a "magic" blowjob. :(

"Pathetic" had more umph.  Change it back.

Who is the Khakainer in the back (not the one who I think is Moiph)?

Dunkinbean

Yes, as a matter of fact I have, I've had some boyfriends, and Pre-Op transgirlfriends you know.  It turns me on a lot to think about doing it sometimes, but I like vaginas/clitoris too, considering I've been with girls as well.  I'm very pansexual when it comes to my tastes in lovers, although I tend to be rather picky with guys, like body hair for me is a big turn off, and a lot of guys have that.  My ultimate fetish fantasy would be with a beautiful girl and a hot guy/or pre-op transgirl/girl with a strap on at the same time, and being fucked by both.  But yes, I'm good at giving head to my lovers, but there's no way I will do it unless we are going out, never do that with a guy on the first date/meeting him, etc.  You wanted an answer you got one! 

No more questions Michael.

Do they ever look like this?


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Jesus.

priceless

I Lolz so hard

I read that in Randy Savage's voice.  Christian?

NO MORE QUESTIONS

Thank you.

Good service! You went to a quality Asian massage parlor!

Thank you so fucking much for getting my teacher to scold me in class for that...

because the title blowjobs wasn't a warning