|
Title: The Statuses of Phil Post by: just taz on January 17, 2014, 05:42:09 PM Please post your favorite Phil Facebook statuses here.
"This status was dictated with voice recognition software. However, I still think it's easier to just type, especially since I type at 90 words per minute on average." Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: hekkel on January 17, 2014, 06:08:46 PM "Still miss you, Number 3. #daleearnhardt #sad #RIP"
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: just taz on January 17, 2014, 06:53:18 PM "Sometimes I wonder how I survived the 2010 drum corps season, and then I remember it's because I'm awesome."
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: loller on January 18, 2014, 02:52:23 AM Don't tell me that Dale Earnhardt one is real...
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: BANHAMMERED! on January 18, 2014, 01:51:27 PM "i know everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Eldaron on January 18, 2014, 08:52:02 PM Don't tell me that Dale Earnhardt one is real... He IS a Nascar fan.Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: just taz on January 19, 2014, 12:21:06 AM this thread is for REAL PHIL STATUSES
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Princess Zelda on January 19, 2014, 05:03:36 PM "Wow, good photos of me in uniform! It only took eight years!"
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: BANHAMMERED! on January 19, 2014, 05:09:43 PM "im goin on a fuckin bender tonight mother fuckers!!!"
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: hekkel on January 21, 2014, 10:12:19 PM kill whitey
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Eldaron on January 22, 2014, 03:09:06 AM For all of the stuff Phil posts that I facepalm to, it's a miracle I haven't removed him from my feed.
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: just taz on January 22, 2014, 08:08:40 PM (https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/484346_3884910649161_348189598_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Empress Oriana on January 22, 2014, 08:44:32 PM OMG that's adorable are we really going to make fun of that too
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: BANHAMMERED! on January 23, 2014, 12:24:15 AM OMG that's adorable are we really going to make fun of that too "tag teamed that santa bitch OOOH YEAAAH" Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: just taz on January 23, 2014, 01:42:34 PM "Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants, baby?"
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Tiniphen on January 24, 2014, 09:35:50 PM I'm gonna start texting Phil and see what happens.
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Mr. Adventure on January 24, 2014, 09:37:22 PM This thread reminds me why I unfriended him
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Empress Oriana on January 24, 2014, 10:18:54 PM Poor Phil
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: LV on January 25, 2014, 12:19:39 AM 2
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: (ubone SE KE on January 25, 2014, 01:22:53 AM Wouldn't it be something if one of those friends was Kevin Bacon?
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Empress Valencia on January 25, 2014, 02:04:16 AM That would be pretty damn awesome.
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: WC on January 25, 2014, 02:13:55 AM it's one degree of separation because YOU KNOW PHIL YOU IDIOT
GOD Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Dratini SE on January 25, 2014, 04:48:03 AM This thread is in poor taste :p
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: (ubone SE KE on January 25, 2014, 05:48:43 AM Yeah, no wonder Phil doesn't post here, with all these "friends" that just talk shit behind his back.
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Empress Oriana on January 25, 2014, 06:00:47 AM I don't understand why y'all dislike him now
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Empress Valencia on January 25, 2014, 06:09:28 AM Yeah, no wonder Phil doesn't post here, with all these "friends" that just talk shit behind his back. Let's face it: Phil is just too good to grace this dive with his presence. Personally, I am glad he has finally decided to (permanently?) sever his connection with such a negative influence. He has far more important and fruitful things to focus on, which a continued association with Khakain obviously does nothing but hinder. So long, Phil. You were one of the few truly good ones, and I wish you nothing but the best. Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Eldaron on January 25, 2014, 08:17:03 AM IIRC, a guy in my division at boot camp was Facebook friends with a friend of Erin's or something like that. Given that there is only one location for navy boot...
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: just taz on January 25, 2014, 09:29:05 AM to be fair, we did this stuff when he posted here, too
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Starr on January 25, 2014, 11:04:02 AM This thread is in poor taste :p Seriously guys, come on. Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Hitman on January 25, 2014, 11:16:56 AM What ever happened to phil? Did he ever get a new kidney? Maybe with his new fancy kidney he thinks he's better than us now
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: WC on January 25, 2014, 12:38:11 PM WHITE KNIGHT BRIGADE ALERT
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Orky on January 25, 2014, 05:16:19 PM Sometimes it's hard to show up for White Knight work.
Sometimes you just let it go. Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: BANHAMMERED! on January 25, 2014, 05:20:34 PM are we talking about your potential?
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Orky on January 25, 2014, 05:25:25 PM No we're talking about Phil, can't you read?
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: BANHAMMERED! on January 25, 2014, 05:29:28 PM just barely.
i think phil is in a better place now. so he doesn't need 'this'. Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: (ubone SE KE on January 25, 2014, 10:25:04 PM to be fair, we did this stuff when he posted here, too And that might be why he doesn't post here anymore! Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: ~*~Zelda1~*~ on January 25, 2014, 10:27:40 PM Yea, you guys are kinda being assholes.
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Hitman on January 25, 2014, 11:10:08 PM I'm so confused. Is Phil dead?
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: BANHAMMERED! on January 25, 2014, 11:50:52 PM not yet
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: WC on January 26, 2014, 12:06:35 AM this stuff was the good part of phil posting anyway
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: loller on January 26, 2014, 12:08:22 AM For the record, I mocked Phil before it was cool.
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: hekkel on January 26, 2014, 03:17:31 PM For the record, I mocked Phil before it was cool. Don't get cocky; I was mocking him in 1998. Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Dave on March 05, 2014, 04:23:51 PM Attention everybody: Tazor and me have been unfriended. We've gone too far.
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: riss on March 05, 2014, 06:37:02 PM Sheesh Dave you're such an asshole. First KOer now Phil. Who's next?!
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: BANHAMMERED! on March 05, 2014, 07:47:46 PM Attention everybody: Tazor and me have been unfriended. We've gone too far. wow this seems like the perfect time to forge an alliance with king phillip Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: BANHAMMERED! on March 05, 2014, 09:04:02 PM i have decided that, even though Dave is probably a huge loser nerd, he is a mean bully.
take that as you wish. </dallasout> Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: BANHAMMERED! on March 05, 2014, 09:05:36 PM fuck you dave
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: BANHAMMERED! on March 05, 2014, 10:44:24 PM smart move.
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: Princess Zelda on March 06, 2014, 12:02:39 PM Welp. What hath science wrought? I blame the hoverboards.
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: WC on March 06, 2014, 12:09:00 PM oh no not phil whatever
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: dunkinbean on March 06, 2014, 11:49:47 PM (http://i.imgur.com/v8voOR2.gif)
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: archdeco on March 07, 2014, 08:08:15 AM Dunk brings up a good point. How do we blame this on Kreebby?
Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil Post by: BANHAMMERED! on March 07, 2014, 08:44:50 PM (http://i.imgur.com/v8voOR2.gif) dunk youre a fucking genius |