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Title: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: just taz on January 17, 2014, 05:42:09 PM
Please post your favorite Phil Facebook statuses here.

"This status was dictated with voice recognition software. However, I still think it's easier to just type, especially since I type at 90 words per minute on average."


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: hekkel on January 17, 2014, 06:08:46 PM
"Still miss you, Number 3.  #daleearnhardt #sad #RIP"


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: just taz on January 17, 2014, 06:53:18 PM
"Sometimes I wonder how I survived the 2010 drum corps season, and then I remember it's because I'm awesome."


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: loller on January 18, 2014, 02:52:23 AM
Don't tell me that Dale Earnhardt one is real...


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on January 18, 2014, 01:51:27 PM
"i know everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Eldaron on January 18, 2014, 08:52:02 PM
Don't tell me that Dale Earnhardt one is real...
He IS a Nascar fan.


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: just taz on January 19, 2014, 12:21:06 AM
this thread is for REAL PHIL STATUSES


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Princess Zelda on January 19, 2014, 05:03:36 PM
"Wow, good photos of me in uniform! It only took eight years!"


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on January 19, 2014, 05:09:43 PM
"im goin on a fuckin bender tonight mother fuckers!!!"


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: hekkel on January 21, 2014, 10:12:19 PM
kill whitey


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Eldaron on January 22, 2014, 03:09:06 AM
For all of the stuff Phil posts that I facepalm to, it's a miracle I haven't removed him from my feed.


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: just taz on January 22, 2014, 08:08:40 PM
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/484346_3884910649161_348189598_n.jpg)


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Empress Oriana on January 22, 2014, 08:44:32 PM
OMG that's adorable are we really going to make fun of that too


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on January 23, 2014, 12:24:15 AM
OMG that's adorable are we really going to make fun of that too

"tag teamed that santa bitch OOOH YEAAAH"


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: just taz on January 23, 2014, 01:42:34 PM
"Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants, baby?"


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Tiniphen on January 24, 2014, 09:35:50 PM
I'm gonna start texting Phil and see what happens.


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Mr. Adventure on January 24, 2014, 09:37:22 PM
This thread reminds me why I unfriended him


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Empress Oriana on January 24, 2014, 10:18:54 PM
Poor Phil


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: LV on January 25, 2014, 12:19:39 AM
2


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: (ubone SE KE on January 25, 2014, 01:22:53 AM
Wouldn't it be something if one of those friends was Kevin Bacon?


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Empress Valencia on January 25, 2014, 02:04:16 AM
That would be pretty damn awesome.


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: WC on January 25, 2014, 02:13:55 AM
it's one degree of separation because YOU KNOW PHIL YOU IDIOT





GOD


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Dratini SE on January 25, 2014, 04:48:03 AM
This thread is in poor taste :p


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: (ubone SE KE on January 25, 2014, 05:48:43 AM
Yeah, no wonder Phil doesn't post here, with all these "friends" that just talk shit behind his back.


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Empress Oriana on January 25, 2014, 06:00:47 AM
I don't understand why y'all dislike him now


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Empress Valencia on January 25, 2014, 06:09:28 AM
Yeah, no wonder Phil doesn't post here, with all these "friends" that just talk shit behind his back.

Let's face it: Phil is just too good to grace this dive with his presence. Personally, I am glad he has finally decided to (permanently?) sever his connection with such a negative influence. He has far more important and fruitful things to focus on, which a continued association with Khakain obviously does nothing but hinder.

So long, Phil. You were one of the few truly good ones, and I wish you nothing but the best.


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Eldaron on January 25, 2014, 08:17:03 AM
IIRC, a guy in my division at boot camp was Facebook friends with a friend of Erin's or something like that. Given that there is only one location for navy boot...


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: just taz on January 25, 2014, 09:29:05 AM
to be fair, we did this stuff when he posted here, too


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Starr on January 25, 2014, 11:04:02 AM
This thread is in poor taste :p

Seriously guys, come on.


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Hitman on January 25, 2014, 11:16:56 AM
What ever happened to phil? Did he ever get a new kidney? Maybe with his new fancy kidney he thinks he's better than us now


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: WC on January 25, 2014, 12:38:11 PM
WHITE KNIGHT BRIGADE ALERT


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Orky on January 25, 2014, 05:16:19 PM
Sometimes it's hard to show up for White Knight work.

Sometimes you just let it go.


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on January 25, 2014, 05:20:34 PM
are we talking about your potential?


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Orky on January 25, 2014, 05:25:25 PM
No we're talking about Phil, can't you read?


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on January 25, 2014, 05:29:28 PM
just barely.

i think phil is in a better place now.

so he doesn't need 'this'.


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: (ubone SE KE on January 25, 2014, 10:25:04 PM
to be fair, we did this stuff when he posted here, too

And that might be why he doesn't post here anymore!


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: ~*~Zelda1~*~ on January 25, 2014, 10:27:40 PM
Yea, you guys are kinda being assholes.


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Hitman on January 25, 2014, 11:10:08 PM
I'm so confused. Is Phil dead?


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on January 25, 2014, 11:50:52 PM
not yet


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: WC on January 26, 2014, 12:06:35 AM
this stuff was the good part of phil posting anyway


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: loller on January 26, 2014, 12:08:22 AM
For the record, I mocked Phil before it was cool.


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: hekkel on January 26, 2014, 03:17:31 PM
For the record, I mocked Phil before it was cool.

Don't get cocky; I was mocking him in 1998.


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Dave on March 05, 2014, 04:23:51 PM
Attention everybody: Tazor and me have been unfriended. We've gone too far.


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: riss on March 05, 2014, 06:37:02 PM
Sheesh Dave you're such an asshole. First KOer now Phil. Who's next?!


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on March 05, 2014, 07:47:46 PM
Attention everybody: Tazor and me have been unfriended. We've gone too far.

wow this seems like the perfect time to forge an alliance with king phillip


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on March 05, 2014, 09:04:02 PM
i have decided that, even though Dave is probably a huge loser nerd, he is a mean bully.

take that as you wish.

</dallasout>


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on March 05, 2014, 09:05:36 PM
fuck you dave



Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on March 05, 2014, 10:44:24 PM
smart move.


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: Princess Zelda on March 06, 2014, 12:02:39 PM
Welp. What hath science wrought? I blame the hoverboards.


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: WC on March 06, 2014, 12:09:00 PM
oh no not phil whatever


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: dunkinbean on March 06, 2014, 11:49:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/v8voOR2.gif)


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: archdeco on March 07, 2014, 08:08:15 AM
Dunk brings up a good point. How do we blame this on Kreebby?


Title: Re: The Statuses of Phil
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on March 07, 2014, 08:44:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/v8voOR2.gif)

dunk youre a fucking genius