Khakain

...that you're drunk

i realize megan stopped posting and that maf is still one of the coolest people here (in my own biased opinion; no i don't have any evidence lauren, you cunt ray) and has chilled out a little bit with that, but seriously, we get the point guys















p.s. i love bonfires and I'M DRUNK


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Man I stopped making drunk posts a long time ago.

Now I just post about wanting to be drunk. I'm just tipsy right now. I could be drunker.

Who wants to guage how drunk I am? Anyone?



I personally just think it's neat how you can make just about anything that REALLY needs to go away go away with a little bit of alcohol. Call me crazy, but there it is.


And if nobody cares man then why are you making this thread? OBVIOUSLY you care a LITTLE bit, 3even if it's negatively caring. TJHAT"S all I'm trying to say.

Addendum/alternative (to the masses) - typing like a monkey punching the keyboard is not funny.  You can spell without a great deal of effort whilst you are drunk.  Talking about random shit is OK, that's expected, you're DRUNK.  But you can type and we all know it.

I know. It's not hard. But it's also not necessary. And fuck off.

I can be a JHACKASS WHILE DRUNK TOO WHOOPEE




LISTEN GUYS I'm sorry I just had a really tough night okay I'm just trying to unwind and I wish you would lay off me okay?

Eh, it's just a pet peeve of mine.  Like people that go out in public in pajamas.  I hate them so much.

do you guys think alcoholism is rad

Why has Dratini stopped posting?

She killed her computer remember?
She's supposed to get a replacement soon but who knows

Also: since I forgot last night. I don't care that nobody cares that I'm drunk, and why should that affect if I talk about it or not? If people cared about what I didn't care about then there wouldn't be a Caturday.

What's with the whole Caturday thing anyway?  I never got it.

It's a fad on another forum that was brought here.

I agree that maf is cool, but Megan stopped posting?  Because of her laptop or some other reason?

and what's with all the weird animal porn?

you guys need to stop with this weird shit.

The last time I posted drunk was weeks ago...

...and I haven't even been around for like, the past two weeks! You suck, Will! *grr face*

i'm waiting for dave to compile a list of links to all your drunken posts

but i should qualify that i think you're witty and neat and fun as well

I was present the exact instant she ruined her computer. To me it sounded like she saw a goddamn rhino come through the wall.

...I was really drunk... >_>

It's also interesting to note that that was the night I made out with ginger slaps, blacked out, and got taken home by Mr. Nice Guy.

HOORAY BEER

i'm drinking soda now, but i'll ideally limit all my drinking to

1) water
2) beer
3) wine
4) milk
5) v8 (original)

and on special occasions

1) champagne
2) newman's own orange mango tango
3) whatever mix drink is thrown my way

Yeah.

Where have you guys been for the past 5 years?

Get over it or stop reading threads that have Dunk as their author.