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Title: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on May 14, 2006, 10:54:28 PM
What kind of girl suits your fancy?

I've never dated a blonde. I don't really care much for them.

But I think every man should date a blonde at least once in his life, just because.

What suits your fancy? Blonde, brunette? Maybe a red head?

Or do you like them bald?


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Dratini SE on May 14, 2006, 10:57:09 PM
I used to be blonde. I was a cute blonde.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on May 14, 2006, 10:57:26 PM
Lying is a sin.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: The Cabbage on May 14, 2006, 11:03:09 PM
Black hair on a white girl is sexy. I used to like blondes best but nowadays everyone dies their hair blonde...the effect has been lost.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Mr. Adventure on May 14, 2006, 11:03:48 PM
BLONDES!!!!!!!!

::rips room apart salavating and humping::


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Mr. Adventure on May 14, 2006, 11:05:45 PM
Oh agreed Cabby... fake blondes suck. I don't want a girl who vcolors her hair at all.

I like blondes from my range of dirty blonde/ light brown to straight up blonde, and I liek Strawberry blondes too

Brunettes are cute, and I would fo sho date one... there's just somethign abotu blondes man... I wanna have little blonde kids runnign around... or into things heh heh


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on May 14, 2006, 11:09:19 PM
I love dark hair.

My girlfriend has dark hair.

My exgirlfriend actually.

but I'm going to marry her so shes still my girlfriend.

i love her dark hair..


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Dratini SE on May 14, 2006, 11:11:18 PM
Um. Creep.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: loller on May 15, 2006, 12:16:29 AM
Dark hair, definitely.  Brunettes are the best.  Sexy sexy sexy.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: William on May 15, 2006, 12:18:30 AM
I have no set standard. I want to fuck what my penis tells me I should.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Tony_Knightcrawler on May 15, 2006, 12:47:53 AM
Well I can say that I hate bitches who dye their hair "blonde." It used to be not so common, but nowadays it seems like every third girl I see wanted to be blonde and bleached/dyed/whatevered their hair. It looks so tacky. I'd rather have a girl who was very secure in herself, and either was secure in her hair color or had a unique reason to dye her hair.

Aside from that, I'd say I'm more attracted to dark hair right now. But really, it all depends on the girl. Certain hair colors go well with certain faces, bodies, lengths, styles, and most importantly personalities. For instance, my hair doesn't really look good on me unless it's short. I have a weird head or something. I haven't really experimented with it a lot because it's kinda too much trouble and I've already found something that looks suitable.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: (ubone SE KE on May 15, 2006, 01:56:20 AM
I prefer brunettes, but I don't have a problem with blondes or redheads. I don't like curly hair, though, and I almost always prefer long hair. The one exception is the Tinkerbell look.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: loller on May 15, 2006, 02:02:37 AM
Long hair is always best.  Rarely do girls look all that great with short hair.  And I like wavy hair. Not curly, and not straight...but wavy.  Perfection.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Matt on May 15, 2006, 03:06:09 AM
Pfft. The true Khakain answer is this:

Hair color is irrelevent, as long as she can't struggle free!


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: PiGPEN on May 15, 2006, 04:16:45 AM
Fake red-heads are the shiznits.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: WithTheDawn on May 15, 2006, 05:47:34 AM
Couldn't care less what colour peoples hair is...I dont see why anyone would.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Tempest on May 15, 2006, 06:47:17 AM
I prefer dark hair, but somehow I tend to date blondes.

Oh, and on the topic of hair color: Black chicks like red hair. My buddy at work, E and I have been doing the "Bait and switch". The black chicks hit on me and he swings in, and the dumb white girls hit on him and I finesse my way on in.

THAT is inter-racial teamwork.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Hitman on May 15, 2006, 07:29:37 AM
Blonde girls stand out in a crowd but usually they're not that hot at all. I prefer dark hair, but it doesn't really matter that much.

As long as she's not a red head. I can't deal with fucking red heads.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Efreit on May 15, 2006, 09:20:42 AM
I personally hate colours.

I have a thing for brunettes, but blonde or black will satisfy me just fine.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Fletcher on May 15, 2006, 12:32:56 PM
Brunette is far superior. Red hair is prety nice, but it's pretty rare so I dunno if it counts. And since we seem to have also expanded into hair texture, long straight hair is the best, no contest.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Tempest on May 15, 2006, 02:31:53 PM
Blonde girls stand out in a crowd but usually they're not that hot at all. I prefer dark hair, but it doesn't really matter that much.

As long as she's not a red head. I can't deal with fucking red heads.

But we had something SPECIAL Kirk!


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Treecko on May 15, 2006, 02:58:15 PM
I like hair.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Mr. Adventure on May 15, 2006, 05:01:43 PM
okay, yes. Long straight THICK hair is the best.

I don't like wispy thin hair


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Quintillias IV on May 15, 2006, 05:08:09 PM
Not much preferance, if i had to choose then -- redheads.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Dratini SE on May 15, 2006, 05:20:53 PM
I have a thing for red headed video game characters. I've never actually liked a red head in rl, though.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Matt on May 15, 2006, 07:04:14 PM


To me, blondes look very plain. I really like brunettes the most, but fair skinned girls with red hair are very pretty too.

Not you, Lauren, calm down.



Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Christian on May 15, 2006, 07:44:47 PM
I prefer pink hair.

:shifty


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Cole Nerdrei on May 15, 2006, 08:16:16 PM
I agree with Tony. I don't look for special types of hair, just as long as it looks good on the girl. However, I have a thing for curly hair and natural redheads.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: BlackYoshi on May 15, 2006, 08:32:30 PM
Hair color not a big issue for me, but the thin whispy hair is sort of a turn off. I don't really have a preference on blonde and brunettes though.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: stalfos on May 15, 2006, 08:55:33 PM
okay, yes. Long straight THICK hair is the best.

I don't like wispy thin hair
Truth.

I used to like blondes better, but I agree that fake blonde=fail, and the look has seemed to get cheaper and cheaper, so I've started to prefer dark hair better. It isn't a huge deal for me though.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: ~*~Zelda1~*~ on May 15, 2006, 09:30:39 PM
I win! My hair is brown, naturally curly, but I can make it very straight too. I think straight hair looks better... and I can run my hand through it without it getting stuck.

As far as men go, I prefer men with dark hair.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Tony_Knightcrawler on May 15, 2006, 09:34:24 PM
I just realized today that since there are at least 3 times as many fake blonds as real blonds that I see during the day, I've almost started to forget what a real blond looks like... AND I AM ONE!


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Mr. Adventure on May 15, 2006, 10:37:13 PM
I just realized today that since there are at least 3 times as many fake blonds as real blonds that I see during the day, I've almost started to forget what a real blond looks like... AND I AM ONE!

DIDDO, so often I just find myself assukmign that any blonde I see is fake blonde unless it's a dirty blonde, it's pathetic.

and yes fake blondes seem to becoming more and more trashy. it seems that letting your dark roots show is now the style.

THANKS A FUCKING LOT PARIS HILTON.

oh, and I think girls in hats, or braids, or a pony tail are very hot.
and not stupid hats, cute ones or I love a baseball hat witha  ponytail pulled through... that's hawt.

True story. I once had a magic hat that made any girl wearing it like 5 times more attractive... how I miss that hat.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Dratini SE on May 15, 2006, 10:42:14 PM
I like tall, dark haired men with dark eyes. yes. sexy.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: PiGPEN on May 15, 2006, 11:19:37 PM
I personally hate colours.
Hair racist.
I have a thing for curly hair and natural redheads.
Lay the fuck off of Charlie Brown's woman dawg.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: loller on May 15, 2006, 11:20:47 PM
I like tall, dark haired men with dark eyes. yes. sexy.
I thought you liked chubby, short Asians?  You are sending me mixed signals here.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Dratini SE on May 15, 2006, 11:22:14 PM
I could never marry a short guy. I like tall asians. You heard me.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: PiGPEN on May 15, 2006, 11:26:18 PM
tall fat dark asians......tall asians? dark asians? fat asians?

im confused.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: loller on May 15, 2006, 11:51:35 PM
Good luck finding a tall Asian; they saved up all their potential height over the years for Yao Ming.  I'm Native American, which makes me Asian.  (Yell at Lauren, she ruined my life)  I suggest you begin the courting process with a ceremonial Asian dance, otherwise you'll be passing up your one and only chance for a guy to meet your rigorious standards.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: (ubone SE KE on May 15, 2006, 11:52:13 PM
I win!

You DO win. I like your hair.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: PiGPEN on May 16, 2006, 12:15:32 AM
Good luck finding a tall Asian; they saved up all their potential height over the years for Yao Ming.  I'm Native American, which makes me Asian.  (Yell at Lauren, she ruined my life)  I suggest you begin the courting process with a ceremonial Asian dance, otherwise you'll be passing up your one and only chance for a guy to meet your rigorious standards.

You might need to put on some weight, Slim.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: loller on May 16, 2006, 03:27:23 AM
I weigh like 185; that's perfect for my height nigga.  Ask your girlfriend, she's seen my sexy body. ;)


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: ~*~Zelda1~*~ on May 16, 2006, 06:07:58 AM
I win!

You DO win. I like your hair.

Why thank you darling.  :-*


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on May 16, 2006, 07:25:08 AM
I started this thread but I haven't read a single reply.

Take THAT, bitches.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Halolauren on May 16, 2006, 09:16:27 AM
I don't think any of the blonde fans are aware how extremely rare true blonde hair is.  On your average day, you probably wouldn't see one single natural blonde.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Mr. Adventure on May 16, 2006, 11:49:07 AM
no, I am Lauren.

and have made it clear that I understand


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Halolauren on May 16, 2006, 12:50:36 PM
Nice one, racist.  Try to build that Aryan race there, Hitler.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Abuelo RPG on May 16, 2006, 01:08:46 PM
Blondes and Red heads are pretty rare in Hell (down here) so i have to stick with dark hair, nothing bad about it though.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: PiGPEN on May 17, 2006, 04:11:04 AM
I weigh like 185; that's perfect for my height nigga.  Ask your girlfriend, she's seen my sexy body. ;)
Hey Suave i wasnt actually calling you skinny or anything....i was saying you need to put on a few pounds if your asian ass is gonna try and meet Dratini's standards.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: loller on May 17, 2006, 04:44:03 PM
Oh, point made.  I'll work on it.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Kalimdel on May 17, 2006, 05:17:44 PM
 I dunno where I live there is a high population of naturally blonde girls in my school. Don't you live in Nigger country lauren?


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Kalimdel on May 17, 2006, 05:20:12 PM
 Also I forgot to mention that 90% of all native american girls are rediculously ugly. The rest are just plain ugly.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Cole Nerdrei on May 17, 2006, 05:22:29 PM
I'm not a racist, but only white girls are hot to me.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Kalimdel on May 17, 2006, 05:26:37 PM
Your dick is racist. Oh well.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: (ubone SE KE on May 17, 2006, 05:44:03 PM
Also I forgot to mention that 90% of all native american girls are rediculously ugly. The rest are just plain ugly.

Quoted for truth. Throughout all of history, there have been only three hot Native American women... and one was a cartoon character.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: BlackYoshi on May 17, 2006, 08:48:04 PM
Also I forgot to mention that 90% of all native american girls are rediculously ugly. The rest are just plain ugly.

Quoted for truth. Throughout all of history, there have been only three hot Native American women... and one was a cartoon character.
I'm pretty sure I got Pocahontas, even though she was both a cartoon character and real. Who are the other two?


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: (ubone SE KE on May 17, 2006, 09:08:41 PM
A stripper at The Highlighter named Lori, and a girl I saw getting body-painted once. No one famous.

EDIT: Found a picture. Topless, not safe for work, etc.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://www.futureclassx.com/bodypaint/kristi/warpaint/warpaint1.jpg)

Honestly, she was hotter before the body paint.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: PiGPEN on May 18, 2006, 07:46:55 AM
Honestly, she was hotter before the boob job.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Halolauren on May 18, 2006, 09:21:46 AM
Those boobs are ridiculous.  Nice body, but so racist how she's playing up the indian thing.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Hitman on May 18, 2006, 09:27:44 AM
I think you need to acquire a taste for different races.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: PiGPEN on May 18, 2006, 09:31:42 AM
I think russians taste good spit-roasted.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Hitman on May 18, 2006, 09:35:55 AM
I was waiting for that.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: PiGPEN on May 18, 2006, 09:38:22 AM
I realized.....i felt a bit obliged to knock down the joke you set up.

Although youd do better to just knock down your own jokes....youre making me look good.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Halolauren on May 18, 2006, 10:58:30 AM
Nothing worse than a dark skinned girl dying her hair blonde.  Especially heinous on asians.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Dragonair on May 18, 2006, 11:38:04 AM
^They look like human photographic negatives.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: KO_er ar work on May 18, 2006, 11:52:17 AM
Do photographic negatives look like normal pictures when you view them in front of a blacklight?


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Halolauren on May 18, 2006, 12:59:30 PM
Kooroosh, it's not about differen't races, it's about her painting herself up like a stereotype.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Tony_Knightcrawler on May 18, 2006, 01:15:58 PM
Nah, I think he was talking to the Kal, KOer, Cubone, et al mostly. But I agree with you, Lauren. If she wanted to paint herself, there's a million things that would have been better. Personally, for some reason I don't find 95% of black women attractive and I don't know why that is, but other than that I think all girls from all sorts of "races" can easily be hot.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Halolauren on May 18, 2006, 01:37:34 PM
I think some of the most attractive girls out there are mixed-race.  Maybe it's the strong genetic material produced by such pairings, but they seem to come out so beautiful.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Hitman on May 18, 2006, 01:41:43 PM
Quote
I think some of the most attractive girls out there are mixed-race.  Maybe it's the strong genetic material produced by such pairings, but they seem to come out so beautiful.

Truth.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: PiGPEN on May 18, 2006, 03:06:33 PM
I think some of the most attractive girls out there are mixed-race.  Maybe it's the strong genetic material produced by such pairings, but they seem to come out so beautiful.
Genetics FTW!
My mulatto kids are gonna be hawt.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Fletcher on May 18, 2006, 05:29:26 PM
And what other race exactly are you hoping to produce this kid with?


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: (ubone SE KE on May 18, 2006, 05:59:10 PM
Those boobs are ridiculous.  Nice body, but so racist how she's playing up the indian thing.

To be fair, the artist picked what he painted... but it was obviously because she's Native American.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: PiGPEN on May 18, 2006, 06:20:43 PM
And what other race exactly are you hoping to produce this kid with?
Look up mulatto and you shall know.......stupid person.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: loller on May 18, 2006, 09:43:33 PM
ya rly


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: PiGPEN on May 19, 2006, 05:10:41 AM
4 rly.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Halolauren on May 19, 2006, 09:43:54 AM
Mulatto is the exception to the mixed-race rule.  Asian mixes are best.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: The Cabbage on May 20, 2006, 01:03:28 AM
Dude, the best looking black chicks have at least a little bit of a mix. Beyonce, QED. And this one girl I saw in the dining hall the other day that was absolutely gorgeous who was quite obviously black and something else.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: BlackYoshi on May 20, 2006, 05:08:49 AM
Dude, the best looking black chicks have at least a little bit of a mix. Beyonce, QED. And this one girl I saw in the dining hall the other day that was absolutely gorgeous who was quite obviously black and something else.
Yeah, I usually don't find black chicks hot, but some of the mixed ones are pretty foxy.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Matt on May 20, 2006, 05:49:12 AM
Sorry, guys, but Asians are still disgusting to me.

The Injun woman is hot as hell, and stereotypes are very real and they rule, Luaren. Get over it.

Did anyone see The New World? I was mesmerized by how beautiful Pocahontas was in that movie.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: PiGPEN on May 20, 2006, 07:17:38 AM
Yeah i wouldnt mind banging a 12 year old Native American either.


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: riss on May 20, 2006, 07:39:26 AM
disgusting is pretty harsh. although who really qualifies as 'asian'? everyone from asia?


Title: Re: Blonde VS Brunette
Post by: Halolauren on May 20, 2006, 09:33:39 AM
Mulatto is black-white.  Black-asian is quite beautiful.