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General Category => Dimensional Void => Topic started by: BANHAMMERED! on May 25, 2008, 06:46:57 AM



Title: some bitch
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on May 25, 2008, 06:46:57 AM
some bitch randomly licked my face last night as i was getting a drink from the bar.

she wasn't bad looking, actually pretty hot, but she licked the right side of my face, all the way up past my eye ball. i still dont see properly outta this eye.

however, not only was i too bewildered to properly react, i have a girlfriend, so i high-tailed it outta there after i gave her a "wtf" look.

then i proceeded to go "OH MY GOD DUDE THIS BITCH JUST LICKED MY FACE" to my buddy, and i turn around, and she's just standin there. so i hid in the corner until it was safe.

bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks; lick on these nuts and suck that...

all in all, a fun night minus the nigger.


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on May 25, 2008, 06:47:09 AM
and no, don't ask about the nigger.


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: Eldaron on May 25, 2008, 11:17:03 AM
*asks*


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: Dhsu on May 25, 2008, 02:17:34 PM
Send her over here.


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on May 26, 2008, 12:15:10 PM
nothing?

this is the best post on the first page and nothing?

fuck you guys.


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: The Cabbage on May 26, 2008, 12:24:56 PM
SHIT MAN THAT'S CRAAAAAAAAAZY!


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: Halolauren on May 26, 2008, 12:27:54 PM
*asks*

There would be more posts if you'd answer.


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on May 26, 2008, 09:24:59 PM
nah.

lets just say he was such a nigger.

and a bouncer to boot. and short. and on a power trip.


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on May 26, 2008, 09:25:17 PM
SHIT MAN THAT'S CRAAAAAAAAAZY!

not as crazy as some of my beliefs! ha - ha


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: Halolauren on May 27, 2008, 04:37:33 PM
BTW be areful with changing your name so much beause I keep getting you mixed up with Loller.


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: Hitman on May 27, 2008, 04:48:04 PM
BTW be areful with changing your name so much beause I keep getting you mixed up with Loller.

Kinda like how sometimes I read your posts without looking at the name and I mistake you for Satan.


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: (ubone SE KE on May 27, 2008, 05:57:05 PM
Satan has a point. With all the lower-case letters and the five-letter t-name, I get train mixed up with tazor pretty consistently.


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: Halolauren on May 27, 2008, 08:57:51 PM
Just fair warning.  He's the only other poster who posts often and changes his name often.

And you could have been more creative than Satan.  C-


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on May 27, 2008, 09:22:57 PM
Just fair warning.  He's the only other poster who posts often and changes his name often.

And you could have been more creative than Satan.  C-

...this is only the second name i've had.


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: Halolauren on May 27, 2008, 09:31:56 PM
Fine, but apparently i'm not the only one.


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: scrotie mcboogerballs on May 27, 2008, 11:12:51 PM
xpac, crack head, creed, something dragon, x

what else am i forgetting?


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: BANHAMMERED! on May 27, 2008, 11:14:13 PM
nevermind entertainment

BLACK DRAGON

Leshrac


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: Halolauren on May 27, 2008, 11:29:14 PM
So...you lied?


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: (ubone SE KE on May 28, 2008, 01:01:54 AM
CHARMANDER


Title: Re: some bitch
Post by: scrotie mcboogerballs on May 28, 2008, 10:34:24 AM
HAHAHA BLACK DRAGON