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Title: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 12, 2008, 11:10:11 AM
(http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/010109/jennifer-aniston/00007f.jpg)

(http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/010109/jennifer-aniston/00001f.jpg)

(http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/010109/jennifer-aniston/00002f.jpg)

(http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/010109/jennifer-aniston/00003f.jpg)

(http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/010109/jennifer-aniston/00004f.jpg)

(http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/010109/jennifer-aniston/00005f.jpg)

(http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/010109/jennifer-aniston/00006f.jpg)


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 12, 2008, 11:12:55 AM
Brad Pitt fucked up.

(http://dorkandbeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/wanted.jpg)

Aniston >>>>>> Skeleton Crackhead


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: (ubone SE KE on December 12, 2008, 11:13:41 AM
I thought this was for me. :(

I found out yesterday that "Cubone" is an anagram for "bounce". I don't know why that's cool but it is.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 12, 2008, 11:14:44 AM
You appreciate naked women as much as the rest of us normal folk so in a way it was for you.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Halolauren on December 12, 2008, 11:15:27 AM
Maxim?


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 12, 2008, 11:16:54 AM
Nope, GQ.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Halolauren on December 12, 2008, 11:22:10 AM
But gay men won't appreciate that!


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: riss on December 12, 2008, 11:43:00 AM
(http://www.angelinajoliewatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/angelina-jolie-61.JPG)

(http://weheartangelina.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/angie_sexypose.jpg)

(http://z.hubpages.com/u/29533_f520.jpg)

(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_lZXuJX7CspA/R7A7A4zKaAI/AAAAAAAAAOs/L9VVvLJJY9U/Lara-Croft-258.JPG)


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: riss on December 12, 2008, 11:51:42 AM
Stef Perry should take a picture like this:

(http://www.calshop.biz/it/bellezze_vip/images/celebrities/angelinajolie/113.jpg)


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Halolauren on December 12, 2008, 12:12:00 PM
WTF is that black X on her hip?


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: William on December 12, 2008, 01:11:21 PM
aniston is so overrated. she looks like a generic bimbo who somehow manages a mannish face.

now look at those angelina pix again. the brown woman knows..


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 12, 2008, 01:14:44 PM
I'm traditionally a big Jolie fan but recently she's gotten too skinny IMO. And you take that back about Aniston or I don't think we can be friends anymore.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: just taz on December 12, 2008, 01:16:52 PM
i gotta go with jolie in this battle


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 12, 2008, 01:19:56 PM
Are we talking about Jolie of the old or how she looks now? cause...

(http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/upload/2007/08/jolie2big1008_228x648.jpg)

Skeleton Crackhead


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: (ubone SE KE on December 12, 2008, 01:20:29 PM
Yeah, she's scary thin. It's like she's breastfeeding all her kids or something. She's a beautiful woman of course, but I don't go for the tattooed look. Her politics are also bizarre enough to be a turn-off and she's got too many damned kids running around. That said, I'd still hit it like it didn't make my dinner before I got home.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 12, 2008, 01:22:14 PM
(http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/skinny-angelina-jolie-400a100307.jpg)

Sexy...like a starving Ethiopian.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: just taz on December 12, 2008, 01:32:12 PM
didnt realize she was so skinny now

im talking about the hot, thicker jolie


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: loller on December 12, 2008, 01:36:54 PM
(http://wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/natalieportman/natalie_portman_18.jpg)


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: WC on December 12, 2008, 02:02:09 PM
Jolie was hot back in Hackers.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Empress Oriana on December 12, 2008, 02:20:18 PM
I'd go lesbian for Angelina in a heartbeat


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: riss on December 12, 2008, 02:28:13 PM
I meant that you should take a picture like that with your horse, silly.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 12, 2008, 02:30:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/0eQcqGxNRwU&autoplay=1


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 12, 2008, 02:37:31 PM
(http://www.monicabelluccifan.com/gallery/albums/Photoshoots/1998%20Max/008.jpg)

(http://www.monicabelluccifan.com/gallery/albums/Photoshoots/1998%20Max/007.jpg)

(http://www.monicabelluccifan.com/gallery/albums/Photoshoots/1998%20Max/002.jpg)

(http://www.monicabelluccifan.com/gallery/albums/Photoshoots/1998%20Max/010.jpg)

The Rest (http://ilovebytes.com/g177/a309/Monica_Bellucci/1998_Max_Magazine/)


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 12, 2008, 02:51:08 PM
Question..

Does a thread titled "The Boner Thread" need a NSFW tag?


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: dunkinbean on December 12, 2008, 02:52:31 PM
Does Furry Friday?


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 12, 2008, 02:55:43 PM
If the thread is called "Furry Friday" then no.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: William on December 12, 2008, 02:58:36 PM
oh fuck it's friday..tell me you don't have jenniFUR aniston images up your sleeve


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Disco on December 12, 2008, 03:08:42 PM
Does Furry Friday?

I'd like to point out my birthday thread was a Furry Friday.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 12, 2008, 03:36:58 PM
that's lame. next year i'll make you a real bday thread that's furless


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Eldaron on December 12, 2008, 07:40:56 PM
I'm with you Hitty, I prefer Jen to Angie. Both are lovely ladies, no doubt, but there's something about Angelina that bugs me or something.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: ~*~Zelda1~*~ on December 12, 2008, 08:01:09 PM
Angelina is super hot (with more lbs on her) except for the veiny hands. I'm going with Oriana on this one.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: The Cabbage on December 12, 2008, 11:52:01 PM
I never got the Angelina love. I'm all for the exotics but I just do not like that face.

And she's only 33, according to Wikipedia, but I think she looks closer to 40 than 30...


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Matt on December 13, 2008, 12:01:19 AM
The other night I had a sex dream about Angelina Jolie and Nicole Kidman at the same time. Later in the dream, I went around telling everyone about it. It's weird because I don't really like her.

Anne Hathaway does it for me
(http://server5.uploadit.org/files/theDUD3-AnneHathaway.jpg)

and Eva Mendez
(http://filmgordon.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/32085_eva_mendes-maxim_uk_march_2008-02_122_180lo.jpg)

(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j209/ginaemery/EvaMendez-1.jpg)





Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: WC on December 13, 2008, 12:03:09 AM
I really love this song.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Matt on December 13, 2008, 12:12:37 AM
Claire from Lost!
(http://easydoesituniversity.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/emilie-de-ravin-1024x768-16937.jpg)



Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Matt on December 13, 2008, 12:16:56 AM
Hey, Kossh, remember the Noxzema girl?

(http://starz.ru/celebrities/Rebecca_Gayheart.jpg)


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Me on December 13, 2008, 01:55:29 AM
For Matt:

(http://nudecelebs.popuplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/20070503-emilie-de-ravin-nude-021.jpg)

<3 Claire's Nipple


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Mr. Adventure on December 13, 2008, 03:01:03 PM
(http://blogthefreak.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/scarlett_johansson36cc_wallpaper.jpg)
WHEWWWW!!!!

and very good song


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 13, 2008, 03:41:11 PM
Hey, Kossh, remember the Noxzema girl?

She looks really familiar...

Thanks for Claire guys, now I can die a happy man.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Matt on December 13, 2008, 05:05:25 PM
Topanga!
(http://blowingsmokethemovie.com/fishel.jpg)


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: just taz on December 13, 2008, 05:07:18 PM
who doesnt have a crush on topanga


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 13, 2008, 05:10:08 PM
Didn't she die?


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 13, 2008, 05:12:19 PM
Nevermind, i just looked it up. Someone told me that but they were wrong.

Now I feel much better about her being a part of this thread.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Matt on December 13, 2008, 05:18:02 PM
Internet says she's still alive. I'm so glad you posted pictures of Monica Bellucci. I would have if you hadn't.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 13, 2008, 05:18:55 PM
Great minds think alike. She's so fucking hot.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Halolauren on December 13, 2008, 05:23:29 PM
Koorosh, I think you and I have similar taste in women:)


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Matt on December 13, 2008, 05:25:44 PM
Jennifer Love Hewitt was so hot in her prime. Ever see that movie Heartbreakers? She's so hot in it.
(http://thepersonna.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/jennifer-love-hewitt-non-doll-face.jpg)


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: (ubone SE KE on December 13, 2008, 05:27:34 PM
Topanga!
(http://blowingsmokethemovie.com/fishel.jpg)

I wanna bang-a Topanga!


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 13, 2008, 05:28:26 PM
JLH was my first love man.

Koorosh, I think you and I have similar taste in women:)

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Halolauren on December 13, 2008, 05:30:32 PM
Try to take over the world?


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Hitman on December 13, 2008, 06:36:35 PM
(http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/7/jennifer-love-hewitt-09439.jpg)

(http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/7/jennifer-love-hewitt-12.jpg)

(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/jennifer-love-hewitt-pregnant.jpg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EZ8ud3aU8I8/SPewSXAXRMI/AAAAAAAAAGE/T1YfJIc_Y9M/s1600/nicole-kidman-hot-pictures-01.jpg)

(http://www.showwallpaper.com/external/Hollywood_Star/Nicole_Kidman/Nicole_Kidman_080023.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/8fqncj3G6tg&autoplay=1

(http://www.toplesscelebs.net/Jessica_Biel/Jessica-Biel-topless-8.jpg)

(http://www.toplesscelebs.net/Jessica_Biel/Jessica-Biel-topless-4.jpg)

(http://img16.imagehaven.net/images/b9ccd4e9843483c9587ecf82229f62ab/4944c443/7VVRO8XK0B_Jessica_Biel_-_Michael_Thompson_photoshoot_7_.jpg)


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Matt on December 17, 2008, 10:32:36 AM
Hillary Duff in War Inc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suSMkpSuyeU&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suSMkpSuyeU&feature=related)

Once again...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEbpJxyXdjM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEbpJxyXdjM)



Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: riss on December 17, 2008, 12:06:32 PM
That is weird. I mean, seeing Hilary Duff like that. With John Cusack.

But now I really want to see that movie.


Also, I don't know how I feel about that song, but the video is pretty awesome.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: riss on December 17, 2008, 12:27:34 PM
Koosh... Nicole Kidman?

Really?


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Empress Oriana on December 17, 2008, 12:32:29 PM
Lizzie Maguire D:


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: The Cabbage on December 17, 2008, 12:56:55 PM
Nicole Kidman was smokin' back in the day. Before the cosmetic surgery. D:


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: dunkinbean on December 19, 2008, 12:20:20 AM
(http://www.khakain.com/dunkinbean/874/1218898453.bittenhard_petracol.jpg)
(http://www.khakain.com/dunkinbean/874/2262797.png)
(http://www.khakain.com/dunkinbean/874/2367893.jpg)
(http://www.khakain.com/dunkinbean/874/2376166.jpg)
(http://www.khakain.com/dunkinbean/874/2377807.jpg)
(http://www.khakain.com/dunkinbean/874/2395004.jpg)
(http://www.khakain.com/dunkinbean/874/2398314.jpg)


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Christian on December 19, 2008, 12:30:45 AM
IN BEFORE FU...oh fuck.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Eldaron on December 19, 2008, 12:41:43 AM
i almost skullfucked a moose


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Matt on December 22, 2008, 09:32:59 AM
I don't care what anyone says, this is one of the sexiest ads I've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uplWOs_51Fk


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Matt on December 29, 2008, 06:50:05 PM
The wife from King of Queens is ridiculously hot

(http://flyboyz.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/leah-remini-151.jpg)

(http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/stills2/leah-remini-mar31.jpg)


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: (ubone SE KE on December 29, 2008, 07:49:13 PM
I have always loved her. I heard she's a crazy Scientologist though.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Matt on December 29, 2008, 07:57:47 PM
I might have heard that too, but i don't care. She's so hot. She's the only reason I watch King of Queens.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: (ubone SE KE on December 29, 2008, 07:59:23 PM
It's certainly not for the jokes!


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Matt on December 29, 2008, 08:02:10 PM
Jokes? There's jokes?

Actually, I've laughed out loud at Arthur a lot.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: riss on December 30, 2008, 01:14:15 AM
That is a terrible picture of her. Her ass and thighs look massive and she's making a weird face.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: loller on December 30, 2008, 01:28:41 AM
Yeah, seriously.  Atrocious.  She looks kind of mentally retarded in that image.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Halolauren on December 30, 2008, 11:14:02 AM
She is ugly in general.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Matt on December 30, 2008, 11:29:40 AM
Let's see; two females being, surprise, critical of another woman, and a guy who thinks everything under the sun is unattractive, except for average Chinese girls. All of you shut up.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: loller on December 30, 2008, 11:47:53 AM
When the hell have I ever commented on any average Chinese girls being gorgeous?  You guys don't even read my posts, just make dumbass assumptions. 

I find the girl attractive, just not in that picture.  She looks terrible in it.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Halolauren on December 30, 2008, 12:20:19 PM
She doesn't even have a jawline.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: riss on December 30, 2008, 12:44:54 PM
I find the girl attractive, just not in that picture.  She looks terrible in it.


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Halolauren on December 30, 2008, 02:53:41 PM
She's old'd too


Title: Re: The Boner Thread
Post by: Christian on December 30, 2008, 08:56:40 PM
I don't care what any of you niggers say, I'm totally jerkin it to that picture sometime.