Khakain

kefku lets rock these bitches

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well okay ill play

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Posting in a retarded thread.

Shoo

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None of you guys can get triple-A? Lame.

AAAs are not an easy feat bro

Do not post this shit again until they are all AAA

^

That's like me showing off 99/6x trans characters or something.

/shy

i almost skullfucked a moose stfu

you noobs coudlnt even do 1/8 of these songs

It's true.

Still...

secret project x is stepmania

but see, you guys probably dont even know what these songs look like so how can you judge what is good

What's good isn't really the issue here...

The amount next to the button that says "good"?

wasnt talking to you, dont care if you think the thread is shit

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hard song is haaaard

oh wait theres 2 onis to deadalus

hmm

Why does the game give you fucking elemental resistance bonuses?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=96CjNBI6Ugk

don't troll until you can do this

first lollipop now khakain what's left?

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to join us

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I am expressing my dislike about you playing and posting about game that I don't agree with! >:(

Where are the quadruple A's mmm?

Ya, I'd rather play something else. You guys seem to have enough skills to make up for all of the rest of us.

Just to be a total dick, nitpick and further show I don't much like finger finger revolution; what i'd like to know is how does this fit into "RPGs" I don't see the relation. Do you grind arrows and gain levels and then pump points into your dexterity and agility stat to slow the passage of arrows? Can you cast magic missile? Save maiden arrows from evil arrows in an arrow shaped castle? Shoot arrows? SORE WA HIMITSU DESU?!

this place is more or less the general video gaming board so we dont over-nerd the main board

we just call it rpgs for tradition

Then call the main board The Odyssey

quare thread (not quare quartet) just quare and for the record i wouldnt post anything in this shit

It's okay if you wanna break up lollipop over a video game but can we be less annoying here please

Also your themes are lacking.

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not a great score but added anyway thanks

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when i finally break 90m on this the score is still shit ugh

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this was a really fucking hard A okay

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^

of Hyrule

Pedo

wait wtf

did magi just beat kefka at something

those are old scores back before i moved, so no

ok good

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shitty but hey its 2 am and im tired hehe

edit: oh i see you not me

ps I really hope you're capable of higher than 90m on Ninjas kef (i almost skullfucked a moose)

So wait is this dance dance revolution but on keyboard?


I watched that youtube video... why don't you guys learn to play piano or something? I mean, don't you think that'd be a neater thing to become skilled at than this? Just askin'.

I already do, although casually ;o

You can't copy paste your super high scores onto the internet to demonstrate your power level

Also, adorable anime girls do not stream by and high pitched japanese voices do not squeal in the background (usually)

Unfortunately you're playing the wrong kind of piano Paul "PaulC" Cuneo

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how is this only 90mil  :weird:

Excel's theme is a fairly short sim and on heavy is pretty fast and layered with lots of shit

that means even 80 greats is going to do you a :(

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shitty score on gillette

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aaaaaaaaaaaaa deserves its own post

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fuck yes im the motherfucking hulk

come back when you A okay

Was playing the other day and just couldn't stop ranking shitty scores which I would post anyway but for some reason all image hosts are failing to upload on me for the past week

you two must be very in shape

wanna see my abs?

No, I'm actually skin and bones

however i am working on some fierce pecs for all the ladies out there

Time to post more scores

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fucked this one up and hit goods on the first two notes ughh

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another socopogogo score

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serecta

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really fucen low AA but hey its still AA

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epic fun

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The Crow's Newspaper

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just realized my MA at least is better than both of yours put together + playing daily helps mack beter

what in the fuck is MA

hehe I played stepmania and failed :(

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ma is how many marvs i get in comparison 2 u

Marvelous Attack

hi orky care tojoin us in our magical mania stepping

how the fuck do you AA shind bad but A nito no uta

c00l scores

by playing shind bad 262 more times than i have nito no uta

dont give me dat excuse, i can aa nito hehe

nito, nito, nito, we are nito

Where'd everyone get their sim files?

Register at http://www.smgroove.com (http://www.smgroove.com), then click on Downloads on the sidebar which should take you to a list of threads; Keyboard Packs is where most of da guud songz r

edit: you can skip KBMP, since KBMP 1.5 is the same thing only better

ddr and step mania are so 15 years ago

for the record paranoia survivor max on doubles is only cool if your tripping sack and don't look when they beat stops the third time then doesn't stop at all after that

survivor max is easy

thats my point

Or when some girl's dad pushes you up against a wall and holds you up by your neck because you hit his daughter.

and then you have a concussion and just keep getting more and more trashed to deal with it until you pass out at some kid with 8 1/2 fingers house then wake up the next day with popcorn all over you

bump

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If you can't get 1000 marvelous (how the fuck do you plural that?)  you suck.

No, I stab.

There's a huge difference. Huge difference. Far more blood... usually.

but what if there arent 1000 steps in a sogn??? what then, hmm?.

14+ or bust

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my keyboard smash level... incredible

hi kefkkka

hi

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bumo

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post your score dunk (its smg2pack)

171 first try~

rules:

none

enjoy guys

btw are there any other poppers that have been posting recently that I forgot to mod? I feel like I'm forgetting someone.

jakey but he doesnt count

ps loli is okay, but keep it safe for work

the more nonsafe the better I say amirite?

Less fail, more FBI!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

woo! Lollipop embassy!

Only I miss the trippy colours. :(

TOUCHDOWN JESUS

I deserve this.

needs Startopia soundtrack

so wait, man. Are you originally from lollipop or khakain?

I'm from RPG-Town. I was an exchange poster and OF COURSE I loved it here. It was a nice release from all of the needless drama on the town.

I registered an account on lollipop at some point because all the cool kids were doing it. I never posted there, though. I was only in it for the loli

This is pretty much the only forum I visit anymore.

press N E key 2 start

hes busy hitchhiking across britain with his guitar and nothing else

i will do something about this

ya, muf and i go wayback :')

or pants

whoever the fuck you are


heeey buddy

ready set FIGHT

http://www.khakain.com/dunkinbean/flash/shodan.swf

i dont get it??? explain?

*Rips a bunch of people's heads off*

MULTIPLE FATALITIES!

FLAWLESS VICTORIES!

GET OVER HERE, -scorpion

congratulations on aging

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RICE GIRLS

RICE UP YOUR LIFE

my favorite one has to be the second from the left!

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Why is there an s at the end? It's Great Scott!

the extra s means extra ziing!

or siing

heh

that might be interesting~

you're mom was interesting last n

i almost skullfucked a moose dont want that at the top

it is too late, I have become weak

i am going to post gardevoire porn every day until it happens

i really mean it

now ur never gonna become king idiot

post kokonoe rin everyday and i will consider it

I decree that the Lollipop embassy supports animal testing

signed!

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BAM!

if it supports my ultimate goal of becoming a furry, here ye

so youre not happy with just being an idiot???

We'll quiz the taco bell dog on his knowledge of the history of Mexico.

Magi is never happy.

Never.

Dunk had best deliver.

where is rin!!!!

cmon

god i love the mods!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/v/5T2obZ-QZFw&rel=1

I am offended that PaulC's rare post was edited

forehead

restore paul c postes

k guys i'm just not feeling it anymore the love we once held for each other so i think it is within my own selfish best interests if i leave lollipop now~~~ here is my badge and my gun bai2u

off to a new and better life perhaps one where i don't have to fakepost 24/7~

hoax

wahtre you lookin at punk

this is unpossible

i will post hentai here sometime.....

thread does not deliver

post hentai

where is power bitch now

youre lying

we'll give you anything to stay

indeed

'cept monies

limbo ok you win back to da fakepostins

gg

wheres my gardfevoirs damnit

i seek your guidance please reveal youseflf from the jungles of england~

garden favors??

TETSUOOOOOOOOOO!

KANNEEDDAAAAAAAA

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Wow, a transparent square that has a white square with a red x in it. Awesome shit.

Nub.

um

lols waffleimages is somethingawful linking only

saving your efforts itt

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*snort* teehee

That real?

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UNIT

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wtf they're not down with the clowns

i almost skullfucked a moose

fred come back we miss you

http://www.khakain.com/archdeco/rawestforest.swf

what are they even saying

The only part I could really understand was her wanting to marry Mario.

I thought it was nice.

Crap, now I want to play this again too.

'cept for the whole not understanding what they were saying most of the time, it was quite good.

Yeah, I think alot of it is about the many easter eggs that are in Mario RPG.

I'm glad to see fitty accesorizing with that shotgun

I met some of my best friends because of Pokemon!

we used to play red and blue and have tournaments in the library and sometimes in class (we were sneaky) and there was this one kid karl who had all 150 and a bunch of level 100 shit and he would always winb ut i defeated his maxed charizard with my articuno and so i won and i was the new cahmpion of the school

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i was going to lock this and say NO IT WASNT COOL GET THE FUCK OUT but im watching it for the 19tth time now

follow that bastard

Goomba: Hey, have you heard about that Mario guy?
Koopa:  Him? You mean?
Goomba: Yea, the one with the mushrooms
Koopa:  Yea!
Goomba: You know, the one jumping around in the forest
Koopa:  Yea, yea, I know him, I know him
Goomba: Yes? Okay, hey check it out!

Super Mario RPG
It is the only one just for me
When I play the game, I get lost in a phase
Then I find out I'm stuck in Geno's Maze

Mario:  Gimme Frog Coins!
Bowser: Gimme Mario!
Mario:  Gimme Frog Coins!
Bowser: Gimme Mallow!
Mario:  Gimme See Ya!
Bowser: Gimme Geno!
Mario:  Gimme Cookies!

Magikoopa:  Of course, we will get you that Mario

Bowser: We need to mute that stupid voice
Mario:  I need to get those damn frog coins

There are many secrets in this game!
Many of which drive some peeps insane!
Why we try to cheat in a really good game?
Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame!

Exiting the forest is super simple:
All you do is follow these path turns
For the rest of your gaming life

Speaker: Gimme Star Eye, gimme Cookies, gimme See Ya,
gimme Great Guy's Casino gimme everything i need

Mario: Wait, wait, wait, who are you?

Exor: Hahahahaha.

Exor's Verse:
My name is Exor, I'm the rappers angel
Travelling Blade with the Axem Rangers
Why should lamers like Mario with his Party of
A bunch of retarded Joes
Fix a Star Road, I don't think so
(Geno: Geno Whirl!) I don't blink slow (Geno: Let's do this!)
Cause every time I drive and rhyme a rhyme I damage my right eye more than nine times ninety nine

Mario's Verse:
Lately's been a boredom and lack of interest
Little cats call us fags and incestous
Italian guy, my master plan and blaster plants
rescue the castle princesses
Koopas and Gombas, them I just laugh at
I'ma hit "A" to raise the level of attacks
Don't fight the poverty, but hey! Kids that are lonely can
drop it and play my game to get their bodies to act glad

Dialogue 1:
Speaker: Gimme
Croco:   My name is Croco
Speaker: Gimme, gimme
Croco:   Wallet
Speaker: Gimme
Croco:   Wallet
Speaker: Gimme, gimme
Croco:   In the end of the game
Speaker: Gimme
Croco:   Items
Speaker: Gimme, gimme
Croco:   Something rare

Dialogue 2:
Great Guy:  Oh, hello!
Mario:      Oh, it's a little creepy up here
Great       Guy: Yea, it is
Mario:      I'm a little low on hit points
Great Guy:  Okay?
Mario:      You have any refreshments?
Great Guy:  Yea, you can take this mushroom
Mario:      BUT IT'S ROTTEN!!

Princess Toadstools Verse:
I am just a princess, please help me!
Booster is scary.
I've heard rumours he's taking me to Marrymore
but I don't wanna marry more I wanna marry Mario

Mario:  Gimme Frog Coins!
Bowser: Gimme Mario!
Mario:  Gimme Frog Coins!
Bowser: Gimme Mallow!
Mario:  Gimme SeeYa!
Bowser: Gimme Geno!

Princess Toadstool: Gimme my frying pan and parasol

There are many secrets in this game!
Many of which drive some peeps insane!
Why we try to cheat in a really good game?
Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame!

Exiting the forest is super simple:
All you do is follow these path turns
For the rest of your gaming life

sage goes in every field

gg od

FIGHT DA POWA

http://www.khakain.com/dunkinbean/flash/gurrenlagann.swf

This is a fantastic topic.

You've always been my champion

perfection

thumbs up

i never beat it

best album cover I've seen in my lifetime

is that an actual recording artist (only in the loosest terms)? 

http://www.amazon.com/Doin-Thangs-Big-Bear/dp/B000009DRV

nt

                                                                                                                 

(12:08:36 PM) Fred: i am back now anyway
(12:08:47 PM) Archdeco: please say forever
(12:08:55 PM) Fred: forever
(12:09:01 PM) Archdeco: :D

mexican't

nice post

i can move it to the hall of fame guys i think it deserves it

Your avatar has no lips.

I look forward to your insightful advices on hair styles.

loled at this

freddie (beswick) got fingered

[22:39] rocknrollfreeman: Hi!  This is Chris Hansen from MSNBC
[22:39] MrWeirdEyes: Hi chris_
[22:39] rocknrollfreeman: so, what are you doing here, huh?
[22:39] rocknrollfreeman: trying to get your dick wet?
[22:40] MrWeirdEyes: no
[22:40] MrWeirdEyes: I was just stopping by
[22:40] MrWeirdEyes: for some lemonade
[22:40] rocknrollfreeman: we have your chatlogs
[22:40] rocknrollfreeman: are you "MrWeirdEyes"
[22:40] rocknrollfreeman: she's 14, man
[22:41] MrWeirdEyes: in medieval times that would be 2 years past expiration date
[22:41] MrWeirdEyes: I dont see problem here sir
[22:41] rocknrollfreeman: well congratulations Mr. PaulC
[22:41] rocknrollfreeman: your'
[22:41] rocknrollfreeman: e
[22:41] rocknrollfreeman: on
[22:41] rocknrollfreeman: CABLE
[22:41] rocknrollfreeman: NEWS
[22:41] rocknrollfreeman: TELEVISION
[22:42] MrWeirdEyes: no!
[22:42] MrWeirdEyes: look you seem like a reasonable man
[22:42] MrWeirdEyes: i will suck.your dick
[22:42] MrWeirdEyes: and we can forget this ever happened
[22:43] rocknrollfreeman: you're free to go

as the Harvard Underclassmen left the house, the Cambridge Police were there to arrest him and detain him.

[07:37] rocknrollfreeman: hello
[07:37] rocknrollfreeman: so what's going on here?
[07:37] Drag0nsaver: n2mnu
[07:37] rocknrollfreeman: this is Chris Hansen from MSNBC
[07:37] Drag0nsaver: ossum
[07:38] rocknrollfreeman: so you are "Drag0nsaver" correct?
[07:38] rocknrollfreeman: and you're here to meet Cindy
[07:38] rocknrollfreeman: do you know how old Cindy is?
[07:38] Drag0nsaver: no i am "da shepherds pie"
[07:38] rocknrollfreeman: DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD CINDY IS?
[07:38] Drag0nsaver: over 9000
[07:38] rocknrollfreeman: according to these chatlogs we have she's 12 good sir
[07:39] rocknrollfreeman: and I quote this from the chatlogs: "Drag0nsaver: !2 years?  That's funny because my ginormous cock is 12 inches!"
[07:39] Drag0nsaver: ono i swear she was 9000 she even sent me a picture of a pile of wrinkles
[07:39] rocknrollfreeman: well you are on
[07:40] rocknrollfreeman: CABLE TELIVISION
[07:40] Drag0nsaver: swt
[07:40] Drag0nsaver: can i make a shout out to mah best bud magi!?/
[07:40] rocknrollfreeman: sure
[07:40] Drag0nsaver: hay magi i don't know how it happened but i'm on this show before you i almost skullfucked a moose do i win now?
[07:40] rocknrollfreeman: do you have anything else to say about being a child molesting pederast asshole
[07:41] rocknrollfreeman: ok you're free to go
[07:41] rocknrollfreeman: get buttsexed in prison

[07:40] rocknrollfreeman: Hi this is Chris Hansen from MSNBC
[07:40] ArxAmulius: no its not
[07:40] ArxAmulius: im chris hansen
[07:40] ArxAmulius: and youve been punkd

haha he got you good there

5

a+

after the break: Heroin Rob SLC tries to fuck an 11 year old, gets fucked by CABLE NEWS

Interesting

You should go after RAPEHORSE next.

is that supposed to be a caricature of Thom Yorke?

[22:14] rocknrollfreeman: hi this is chris hansen from dateline msnbc
[22:15] dunkinbean: row r0w
[22:15] dunkinbean: fight da powa
[22:16] rocknrollfreeman: so, what's going on here?'
[22:17] dunkinbean: ima bout to fuck this rabbit
[22:17] dunkinbean: u wana join chris hansen frmo dateline msnbc
[22:19] rocknrollfreeman: so you wanted a 14 year old girl wear a rabbit costume while you banged her dressed as a raccoon
[22:20] rocknrollfreeman: though I do have to congrtatulate your on the craftsmanship on your fursuit
[22:20] dunkinbean: no no a real rabbit
[22:20] dunkinbean: a pooka is fine too
[22:21] dunkinbean: http://kyubikyoui.kemono.cc/irasuto/20070527usaH.png
[22:21] dunkinbean: yeah i hit that shit
[22:22] dunkinbean: the loli is just here to help dont mind her
[22:22] rocknrollfreeman: oh, well then, I guess you're fine
[22:22] dunkinbean: yeah CHRIS HANSEN from DATELINE MSNBS what are yuo doing in my hjosue

i almost skullfucked a moose, thread is win

Haha, MSNBS.  Dittoes!

[09:17] rocknrollfreeman: this is Chris Hansen from MSNBC
[09:17] ASC11 M4N: no, you're just wearing his skin
[09:17] rocknrollfreeman: that's right
[09:17] rocknrollfreeman: in reality
[09:17] rocknrollfreeman: I
[09:17] rocknrollfreeman: am
[09:18] rocknrollfreeman: John
[09:18] rocknrollfreeman: Wayne
[09:18] rocknrollfreeman: Gacy
[09:18] ASC11 M4N: !!!!!!! !
[09:18] * rocknrollfreeman brutally butchers you
[09:18] rocknrollfreeman: also sodomy
[09:18] ASC11 M4N: now you have a new skin
[09:18] ASC11 M4N: i mean <dead>
[09:18] rocknrollfreeman: bet u wish it was Chris Hansen now

Are you gonna go around pretending to be ASC11 M4N now?

hardcore bumpu and more scores later :)

Lollipop... Tainted...

(http://www.khakain.com/ThePlayground/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=869;type=avatar)

you just envy my keyboard smash levels

post scores dunk

i almost skullfucked a moose i havent played stepping mania in months

v:shobon:v

the next creep flew all the way from England to meet what he thinks is a fine 13 year old tart.  He gets quite the surprise and a quick lesson about America

[19:59] rocknrollfreeman: hello
[19:59] rocknrollfreeman: this is Chris Hansen
[19:59] rocknrollfreeman: from Dateline: MSNBC
[19:59] freddiebeswick: h
[19:59] freddiebeswick: e
[19:59] freddiebeswick: l
[19:59] freddiebeswick: l
[19:59] freddiebeswick: o
[19:59] rocknrollfreeman: so what's going on here
[20:00] rocknrollfreeman: here to meet a girl I see
[20:00] rocknrollfreeman: dudes
[20:00] rocknrollfreeman: SHE IS
[20:00] rocknrollfreeman: TEN
[20:00] freddiebeswick: =O
[20:00] rocknrollfreeman: yeah didn't know that did you?
[20:02] freddiebeswick: =O
[20:02] rocknrollfreeman: oh btw
[20:02] rocknrollfreeman: you
[20:02] rocknrollfreeman: are
[20:02] rocknrollfreeman: on
[20:02] rocknrollfreeman: CABLE TELEVISION
[20:02] rocknrollfreeman: (cameras come out)
[20:04] freddiebeswick: holy sh*t
[20:04] freddiebeswick: ps
[20:04] freddiebeswick: does this really happen
[20:04] freddiebeswick: on us tv
[20:04] freddiebeswick: cause that would be pretty i almost skullfucked a moose
[20:04] rocknrollfreeman: do you have anything to say
[20:04] rocknrollfreeman: yes
[20:04] rocknrollfreeman: i almost skullfucked a moose
[20:04] freddiebeswick: your kidding
[20:04] freddiebeswick: isn't it like
[20:04] freddiebeswick: entrapment
[20:04] freddiebeswick: or something equally dumb
[20:05] freddiebeswick: man
[20:05] freddiebeswick: america
[20:05] rocknrollfreeman: no
[20:06] freddiebeswick: iguess
[20:06] freddiebeswick: it isn't the cops doing it
[20:06] freddiebeswick: but it still sounds suspect
[20:06] rocknrollfreeman: it's cable people not cops pretending to be the girl
[20:06] freddiebeswick: yeah that means it isn't entrapment
[20:07] freddiebeswick: but jesus
[20:07] freddiebeswick: tv is delievering social justice now>
[20:07] freddiebeswick: ?

us guys are teh gee who the fuck u be get off my cock - cane (haha im actually pl;ayign a devendra banhart sonf called "hey miss cane" for freeman, because he sounds like daniel johnston)

hey man stay a while this is the only subforum worth visiting man crack open a beer or maybe some red wine we got plenty to go around, hehe (the wines not that good but help yourself :)

there is no such thing as social justic.e

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wrong

the captain is going to fly out of this monitor and jack you in the face betch

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I am an illiterate piece of shit

i knew it. we must spread the word before its too l

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respectfully requesting that thing chris chan drew for pgf

That is hot

would hit

she's got shining boobs that is impressive

beaver

fucking beavers getting in the way of my cock

(http://www.khakain.com/archdeco/frizzle2.png)
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this thread needs music

(http://www.khakain.com/christian/lool/schoolbus.jpg)

i still dont get that meta-reference

done. grimbergen blonde ftw?

whats your prbolem

hahahah

I have no idea

fuggen beavers always getting in tehw ay of the man

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the crow's newspaper ^

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i usually play c750 but to my surprise when i set it to c701 im better

also im amazed i passed aci-l that song is a goddamn bitch

i suck shit at this game

boneriffic

What meta-reference?

I never noticed the penis on her shirt

woops

bump

il bump your ass....

u wud

http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/AWESOMEpokey.swf

ten years. I feel old

What?

this is an inside joke I think should stay inside.

STEVE HAVELKA IS DEAD!!!

HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD

i almost skullfucked a moose

this is awesome

limbo I'm not sure what to think, or if I even want to think.

The part where she dips the honeycomb into the honey is priceless.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

buhwhaaaAAAAAT?

omg so hawt

+1 childhood memory ruined.

It would have been better if they had unwrapped their caramels.

/perv

If by ruined you mean made incredibly sexy.

(http://www.khakain.com/archdeco/eggs.jpg)

o lawd is dat some loli brewin

better be or gtf

o

oh whew for a moment i thought this was about linking sai

do not link sai to this post otherwise we are all do

They have an actual 10-year anniversary comic now.

MASTUR WHER IS BASE?

up yours

nice posts guys, keep up the good w ork

welp i confused him with kafen when i made it so

wtf how did you confuse me with that ball of fudge

i was tired

[DRGN] Inazuma: HAY
lolicon is a disease: SUPCATS
[DRGN] Inazuma: HAS YOU BR-
[DRGN] Inazuma: Cats?
lolicon is a disease: chronic
[DRGN] Inazuma: Wha-huh?
lolicon is a disease: i'm stayin g'd up
[DRGN] Inazuma: I have no clue what your talking about. And I'm not sure it's because of my fatigue :C
[DRGN] Inazuma: Whether it is or not, rather
lolicon is a disease: im stayin' gansta'd up
[DRGN] Inazuma: ohhh
[DRGN] Inazuma: i almost skullfucked a moose
lolicon is a disease: becuz it just lives in me
[DRGN] Inazuma: Okay
[DRGN] Inazuma: Well I'm like the furthest thing from a gangsta
[DRGN] Inazuma: I'm an outcast~
[DRGN] Inazuma: And actually rather proud of it.
lolicon is a disease: I wann know if youre a fellow homes
[DRGN] Inazuma: Am I?
[DRGN] Inazuma: I have no clue.
[DRGN] Inazuma: anyways, has you Brawl?
lolicon is a disease: y'know y'know does wt da g's
lolicon is a disease: all star shows wt da G-Apparel
lolicon is a disease: *wit
[DRGN] Inazuma: Oh, okay.
[DRGN] Inazuma: Man, you're barely hitting anything.
[DRGN] Inazuma: I'm exhausted. About to take trash out then I'mma crash
lolicon is a disease: do u like chevys?
[DRGN] Inazuma: And by "hitting anything" I mean barely anything is registering in my head from what you're saying
[DRGN] Inazuma: I like a lot of cars, why?
lolicon is a disease: r u sure yer not stayin' g'd up??
[DRGN] Inazuma: I'm pretty sure.
[DRGN] Inazuma: I have no idea where this conversation is leading, either.
lolicon is a disease: *flapping hands and jumping forward* jigga jigga jigga
[DRGN] Inazuma: You're enjoying yourself, aren't you?
lolicon is a disease: YALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MA MINE!
[DRGN] Inazuma: Yeah, you are.
lolicon is a disease: UP IN HEYA UP IN HEYA
lolicon is a disease: yo lemme golla t dem for a minute
[DRGN] Inazuma: To who?
lolicon is a disease: driving is believing
lolicon is a disease: coca cola and countour bottle are copyrights of Coca Cola Inc
lolicon is a disease: call 1877-2-VCHIP
[DRGN] Inazuma: Holy shit, dude, is there a point to this? i almost skullfucked a moose
lolicon is a disease: dis is sum good azz weed
[DRGN] Inazuma: Oh
[DRGN] Inazuma: Wait, are you seriously high?
lolicon is a disease: for ten thousand dollars, what breed of dog is known as the fastest runner?
[DRGN] Inazuma: Greyhound?
lolicon is a disease: blood thplattering
lolicon is a disease: wheen heel
lolicon is a disease: you say yeeah
lolicon is a disease: heel
lolicon is a disease: yeeah
lolicon is a disease: if ya down ston ecold say HEEL CHEEAH!
lolicon is a disease: *saying fast* an earquay!
[DRGN] Inazuma: Yeah, you must be high. Or trolling. Or quite possibly both~
lolicon is a disease: famous places
[DRGN] Inazuma: Are you okay?
lolicon is a disease: stay g'd up
[DRGN] Inazuma: Okay, I'll try.

I think you've done this before.

;p;

But you never answered his question, you're not very nice!


WELL??

whos that nigger

I DON'T REMEMBER SAYING THAT. EITHER TIME.

limbo word filters

Yeah, I was informed of that later on. :C

Dunk the cool people are going to get really mad if you keep bringing freaks to our humble board.

Actually, they'll probably blame me. So stop. :/

itt board eugenics program

How do we do this?

What a bunch of babbys they should just learn to submit like real people do  :rolleyes

No.

fuccen non conformist

The liar is a person who uses the valid designations, the words, in order to make something which is unreal appear to be real. He says, for example, "I am rich," when the proper designation for his condition would be "poor." He misuses fixed conventions by means of arbitrary substitutions or even reversals of names. If he does this in a selfish and moreover harmful manner, society will cease to trust him and will thereby exclude him. What men avoid by excluding the liar is not so much being defrauded as it is being harmed by means of fraud. Thus, even at this stage, what they hate is basically not deception itself, but rather the unpleasant, hated consequences of certain sorts of deception. It is in a similarly restricted sense that man now wants nothing but truth: he desires the pleasant, life-preserving consequences of truth. He is indifferent toward pure knowledge which has no consequences; toward those truths which are possibly harmful and destructive he is even hostilely inclined.

Ahhh the old "i'm rich lets fuck" line, classic.

I'm fairly certain the Greeks and Romans were sucking wangs long before this

the greeks more like the athenians

they really loved the cock.

C-can it be?

FYIAD.

You can read my mind?!

mayb

i almost skullfucked a moose well played jakey

hmmmmm

is this loli






































































































pop?

no actually its my lolicon repository




you can put your yiff there too if you want just keep it away from my loli.

:cool:

(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/8398/42458348vs2.gif)

(http://www.khakain.com/dunkinbean/sillies/whore.jpg)

Man idunno those guys sound like a bunch of thundercunts..

Hooooo!

i have not posted here, so i will





this will be amazing

You revealed your master plan to soon Chris-chan!

Unholy fucker of mothers...

MAXY'S RUG
Or,
THE WHITE MAN'S BURDEN.

Being a play in one act
Serving as a CAUTIONARY TALE for the moral education of the public
As to the nature of those most TERRIBLE CRIMES
Perpetually committed upon the Generous by the Low-Spirited
Rabble of Questionable Ancestory
In Cruelest Defiance of Every Christian Principle.


- SCENE 1
[The scene: A pleasant little room. A quaint grandfather clock in the corner ticks away the hour - just after midnight, on one of those cold and dreary evenings for which the internet is famous. The rain patters gently on the rooftiles. We see MAXY, a distinguished gentleman in his late forties, sitting comfortably in his favorite armchair with his nose in a thick and academic book. THEINQUISITOR lies half-conscious on the beautiful persian rug, naked from the waist down. An INEXPLICABLY PLACED CAN OF GASOLINE rests on the mantle.]

[INQUISITOR groans loudly and proceeds to cough up a goldfish. MAXY looks up.]

MAXY: I say, Richard, do clean yourself up! Those delightful gentlemen from the Role-Imitating Diversions Society will think most poorly of us on the morn if you must be dragged to the Merrill Manor half-sensible.

INQUISITOR: Ahhhhhh, stuffit.

[A knock on the door.]

MAXY: Why, whoever could that be?

INQUISITOR: Stuffit.

MAXY: Honestly, Richard. You forget your upbringing.

[MAXY opens the door, and gasps in shock as a group of INTERNET HOBOS tumble into the room, smearing dirt and ash across the walls.]

INTERNET HOBO 1: [Grabbing the shocked MAXY's hands] Kind sir! Oh, it is you, Master Maxy, Jesus and Mary be praised!

MAXY: Why - but you are master Jakey! Of the Role-Imitating Society!

INTERNET HOBO 2: [Kneeling, sobbing] Oh god, sir Maxy, it is too awful! The Manor is burned! Master Merrill's old cow Psygon kicked over a lantern, and we were too deep in our cups to notice until our petticoats were half-ablaze!

MAXY: Egads!

INTERNET HOBO 3: Please, sir - it is so cold alone on the e-streets - have pity - in the name of Mary -

INQUISITOR: [sitting up] Papist scum! I'd warned you they were up to no good, brother! Back to the streets with ye!

MAXY: Richard, your upbringing!

INQUISITOR: Ahhhhh, stuffit. [Wanders off, mumbling incoherently]

MAXY: Enter, dear friends.

PAULC: [Hobbling to his feet] Thanks, don't mind if we do.

- SCENE 2

[The INTERNET HOBOS are clustered around a hastily arranged dinner table, picking at a feast brimming with all MAXY's larder has to offer. In the corner, a steaming hot bathtub sits full of hot water. MAXY himself is tenderly scrubbing the dirty wounds of the sorrowful men.]

KEFKA: We could use some clothes, too. Like, new ones.

MAXY: Alas, the harvest is poor this year and my wallet thin, but I will arrange as much as I can from my own closets, for I know you would return me this favor had our luck been different.

KEKFA: i almost skullfucked a moose.

[MAXY scrubs ineffectively at PAULC's sooty face, before drawing back in sudden shock.]

MAXY: But - you are of the blacks!

PAULC: Aye, so be it, and a pox upon you lily-faced devils.

MAXY: I tolerate your remark, for all men are as brothers.

[Jakey, swollen to three times the size of a normal man, reaches with ineffectively short arms towards the pudding, finally turning towards INQUISITOR with a pleading expression on his face.]

JAKEY: Please sir, may I have some more?

INQUISITOR: Is verboten.

- SCENE 3

[MAXY stumbles into the darkened room and flips on the lights. With a cry, he sinks to his knees at the sight before him. The lovely little room is in shambles. Feces are everywhere. They are smeared across the walls in obscene illustrations, smashed inside the shattered face of his lovely clock, stuffed between the pages of his beloved books, and most egregiously, piled neatly on top of his heirloom persian rug.]

MAXY: Why, God? [Sobbing] WHY?! [He rips at his hair in a fervor of agony, horror, disbelief.]

INQUISITOR: [Shambles in from stage left, THE RAGE upon him.] Bloody ingrates!

[MAXY stares at the bloody clumps he clutches in his trembling hands. He stumbles to his feet, eyes wild. With a dramatic kick, he upends the INEXPLICABLY PLACED CAN OF GASOLINE.]

INQUISITOR: Cor Blimey.

[MAXY, an awful certainty in his motions, hurls an INEXPLICABLY PRODUCED MATCH into the liquid. He is instantly ENGULFED IN FLAMES. His screams rise to the heavens, as he weeps the tears of a man too good for our world.]

- SCENE 4

[MAXY MANOR is wreathed in dancing flame. On the path outside, three bespectacled men observe the spectacle in grim sadness.]

BUSTERMANZERO: By Jove, those cads have tarnished the good name of our Role-Imitating Diversions Society for the last time.

CHICKENSOUPCHEESE: There burns our innocence.

NANOTECHMONKEY: So be it upon us all, if we shelter the negro or the papist.

[INQUISITOR emerges from the flames, determined, his face set in a grim line. He is not wearing pantaloons.]

INQUISITOR: 521 NEVER FORGET.

Oh how I wish you guys would swallow your pride and assimilate so we can get more stuff like this~

Good times.
In related news, rpg-palace.com seems to have its account suspended.

If only I was intelliligents enough to write such epics......

It is my belief that sex was invented in the 60s, I will not believe your lies, Dragonsaver.

Go back to xbox live, faggot

thank god.  and it's almost May.

this is excellent.  B+ goes to Jakey would i almost skullfucked a moose again

PaulC wrote this i'm just reposting lost lollipop literature.

oh is this the famous Maxxy's Play?

Yase

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needs moar zalgo

Zalgo?

YOU DO NOT ASK SUCH THINGS!

you should leave, you do not fit in here

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

THE TRUTH ABOUT 5/21 WILL BE REVEALED?

the truth about 5/21 was already revealed

the truth is love~

 :'(

I just want to make a new friend

a love that became destructive~

htloz has dramabombs

lollipop had lovebombs

freddiebeswick: the truth about 5/21
freddiebeswick: is love

19 days short of being an epic birthday

ps check out his website

http://www.wastedsanity.tk

how professional!

dot tk baby

i was gonna post something but ill let jakey do the honours

It's... ALIVE... (http://www.truthabout521.org/lollipop)

THE GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP SAILS AGAIN

THIS TIME INTO SPACE

a little early though that's alright right guys?

no not according to:

www.truthabout521.org

i look forward to this day with an expansion in my short shorts

So hai, how was your 5/21?

I've had better

what happened on 5 21 and why am i zeronwingcats?

on 512

secret project x was initiated











zalgo is coming

your the only one who can do something, zerowingcats

no way this is real no way who or what is zalgo.....
what does it mean if i am zeronwingcats?

you must look inside yourself for the asnswers....for only you know them, zerowingcats

find zalgo...stop...secret project x......

stop speaking in code
i need a straight up answer here
is this really happenning
what does it all mean why can i read minds?

prettty soon a heron will enter your kitchenand make a mess of your pots and pans

you must read his mind

that will give you the time when zalgo will come

wtf a heron? what are u even saying...i want real answers not make believe....why am i zeronwingcat???

THIS IS SERIOUS ZEROWINGCATS

STOP PLAYTING AROUND

IF YOU DONT LOOK OUT FOR THE HERON

ZALGO IS GOING TO GET YOJu

please just explain this to me so i can understand it

listen up and listen lcosely zerowingcats i have already explained all you need to know you have to let the heron make amess of your pots and pans and then read his mind so you can know when zalgo will come then all will be revealed and you will understand the terrible secret of secret project x

if yopu dont know what a heron looks likle then here is his picture

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you must

keep an eye out for the heron

read his mind

a blueheron is supposed to come in my house and make a mess....it isnt even their natural habitat up here....why cant u just tell me who or what is zalgo?.....and why am i zeronwingcats.... my sn is jere1231 why would that mean zeronwingcats....and what does it mean to be zeronwingcats?

he is using zalgos power to make his way out of his natural habitat

if i told you about zalgo i qwould die...and the truth would never be revealed...that is all i can say

zerowingcats its up to you

why me? why am i zeronwingcats? what does it mean to be that
why is zalgo so dangerous?

ZEROWINGCATS

LISTEN TO ME

I HAVE TO GO NOW OR ELSE I WILL BE DISCVOERED TIME IS RUNNING OUT

WHEN YOU MEET ZALGO, TELL HIM THIS:

"stanzi is a whore"

he'll know what it means...he'll get angtry and you'lkl have the initiative and the advantage...godspeed and good luck zerowingcats

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why am i zeronwingcats
why is zalgo angry
who is stanzi?
i dont know waht to do
is this all really real??

what does it mean to be zeronwingcats?!?!

We all figured this out long ago. You're pretty stupid, zeronwingcats.

then why dont you spell it out?

Don't go down my road zeronwingcats, I once doubted Zalgo and the heron's powers.  You MUST repost that comment or else your pots and pans will be a mess like mine were.

spell it out then arch tyler lftenjamin, etc what does it all mean
tell me it all
oh and heron and zalgo?
stanzi is a whore

what say you zalgo?

hmm za;gp...er lftnjamin?

gg I can't tell if you're trolling or you're actually retarded.  well played.

or not

zalgos or lftenjamin

all your base are belong to us and zeronwingcats....what is the connection?

its a difficult process.  the heron speaks in code.
but he is more than he seems, zero.  you see, he's a messenger of zalgo, and zalgo is an enemy.

he is an enemy, because he comes soon, and we can't allow that.

but the heron is the weak link in the picture, so you must wait until he comes, read his thoughts, and make them into intelligible form.  only then can we have an advantage against zalgo.

unfortunately the heron is beyond most of us, but not you, for you are zerowingcats.  so please, help us.

ZEROWING CATS

I THINK I MAY HAVE FOUND

THE MISSING LINK

DO YOU HAV AOL INSNTANT MESSANGER

ZALGO HAS AN AIM ACCOUNT

is zeronwingcats a good or bad thing?
why is he enemy
how will i know who heron is?

his name is "heroinrobslc"

DO YOU SEE THE CONNECTION NOW

HERON = HEROIN

tell him the words i told you to say earlier and all wil be revealed he holds the key to all your questions

now i hve to go before its too l

what is his aim accnt?
why am I zeronwingcats
what does that mean i can do?

the message is clear.  he's online right now.  be sure to mention that you wish to sacrifice virgins (namely archdeco) to the great benevolent zalgo in hopes of scoring with the legendary whore known as stanzi

ONCE you have talked to zalgo be sure to post your conversation here

the epic battle must be preserved....for our children's children....

he juts said yep when i told him what u told me to say
now what?
hes confirmed he's heron

post transcripts

he may be an imposter

dunkin i feel you are just trying to dirt on me with a posted ridic convo

s pj x

thism is astonishing news

i need time to process this correctly before its too l

well?

that really didnt give too much answers
cept heron is heroin bob

er rob

were you able to read his mind?!!?!?!!

excellent, he's exposed himself

he's afraid, that's the only reason he'd flee like that. fight on, zerowing, for you are helping carry this battle

i dont know
what am i looking for
just that hes heroin rob or w/e
but what was i supposed to get outta that?

fight on for what
what am i fighting
how am i fighting?
who am i?

you're fighting for us, the council of 5/21
you are fighting zalgo
you're using IT (infrared tech) to fight
you are zerowing cats... our prophecied hero

what is 5 21
why is it significant
how am i now zero wing cats?
is the all real or are u just gaming?

zeronwingcats, heroin rob has other accounts, if i remember correctly redradio883 is another one of his
go get him, man

how am i getting him?
im talking to him now
i have transcripts if u want them
what is this?

I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO POST THIS

-SECRET PROJECT X-

CLASSIFIED

I SHANT SPEAK OF THIS

I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO POST THIS

-SECRET PROJECT X-

thoughts anyone someone please tell me what is going on
did i do well for you or not?

you did, but please keep your dealings with zalgo's contacts on the down-low.  the action man is a dangerous opponent.

project x

what does this all mean?
what is he saying really?

pj x

s pjx

project x

project x?

HELPPPPPPPPPPP

http://pics.ohlawd.net/img/garfield.gif

http://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-zalgo_.jpg

apparently......these illustrate who or what zalgo is..

http://pics.ohlawd.net/img/garfieldbday.gif

zalgo is satan himself...or what we would refer to as satan
http://pics.ohlawd.net/img/original.gif

Zerowingcats you can not fail in your fight!
You must defeat the Zalgo!
Our survival depends oupon your sucess

is this really real? like i mean real real...not fake or rp?

Some of the other guys screw around here and there, but if I am here telling you it's real, you know its real. I don't joke about this shit, It's far too important.

so what now?

you must do everything kefka tells you, everything

only with his guidance will you be able to overcome Zalgo and save use all

i feel like you guys are all just fucking with me....hwo about some proof this is for real?

you can neither see nor touch the air you breath, just as you can neither see nor touch God himself!

We can not give you proof Zerowingcats, you must have faith!

The Zalgo is real, very real, but if you can not accept that then we are all doomed

ok so what should i do now....what can i do....can i levitate or use telekenisis or telepathy or just reading the future and reading minds/lives...?

Lime, salt, and some industrial strength lube.

oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

kill this fucking thread

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o god I just watched it again

thats just creepy now

I have a problem mayb

that shit's terrible what have you done that was so bad to make you watch it a second time?

sry

dearest kefka

you are my bestka

I love you dearly

I even nearly

break my heart-o

when I think of how-o

afar we are

Maybe I'll buy a car

and drive to wear you are

but

I have no money

aint that funny

<3<3<3 I WROTE THIS FOR YOU KEF KUUUUUUUN DESY ~~~<3

pooe kef, having someone like you for fangirl......

I now declare this the Keffy fangirl thread!!!



<3KEFFY!<3

how wonderful!

i <3 kef a lot too but i really think dratini is just creepy

 

THE FAN CLUB IS COMPLETE

KEFFY MUSIC ADDED

http://truthabout521.org/flash/nekomimi.swf

hay guys

lets all get naked in kef kun's honor

what a delightful thread :)

i love you all :)

especially dratini <333

ORGY IN KEFFY'S HONOR!!!!

pix or it didnt happen

I'm not sure what that was supposed to do.

I love browsing Khakain without Flash.

turn flash on for a good time :>

WHERE IS FLASH CAT?!?!

THIS CANNOT BE A TRUE KEFFY THREAD WITHOUT FLASH CAT!

forever and ever

http://www.truthabout521.org/flash/lolicatgirls.swf

(http://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/375/153794839_983131.gif)

<== dancing to this

new dance move i call it

Imperial Guard Waltz

Yup.

This thread is vague and mysterious! You should have just kept your mouth shut!!!

SCREW YOU ORIANA YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

WANKER

HOLY CHRIST STFU

<333

.level moiph -1

wait what

don't think you can go setting my level without my knowledge you WANKER

.stats

Fuk, IRC is creeping onto the board!

AIM>IRC

MOIPH FIX STATS

the hell is this

beecock.jpg

OH NO THE BOARD IS GONE

and why do you stupid idiots all have giant sigs and new avatars

Because Deco is an abusive admin.

It's for fun. Read Odyssey moar.

lmao

keffykun is so cruel

now it's funny because it's jerry and kramer turning into cats

in the hay?

she likes aggression.

everyone wants my dick

this may be my favorite thread ever.

Yep.

who da fuc r u?

wow uh get the fuck out you cocksucking imposter faggot.  youre not lollipop, so why are you in here? this place is for us, not you, so go get fucked in the asshole. fuck off. fuck. youre a bitch. fucker. ugh.

why dont you go find some nice big animal to bang your asshole because its clear youre into that? a tasteless lil stretched out asshole nancy boy.  heh, what nerve. do you think you can tame lollipop? YOU? LOLLIPOP? hHAAHAH.!!! lollipop isnt even a human entity. look at me! only by giving into insanity could i wrestle the beast into submission.  you cant HANDLE what we are.  it's too much for a human mind like yours.  god. the hubris you display will get you killed someday.  just back off while you still can.  i mean, shit.

hahaha. but i digress. no, synbios, i dont know WHAT the heck youre thinking, but youre playing with fire. volcanic fire.  its fire that is so hot its unbearable and itll destroy earth and the moon in one fell swoop.  lollipop is unattainable; we've all lost something by placing our souls into it.  its sort of a curse, but one we fell in love with over the centuries.  you know how most people say I'D LOVE TO LIVE FOREVER HEHE? they dont understand what the fuck that MEANS. it's an eternity.  you might want peace, but itll never find you.

and so it is with lollipop.  just take it back. t-a-k-e-i-t-b-a-c-k. please. for your own good.  id hate to be responsible for the rending of your mind, because that is really something that cant be undone.  synbios, youre a child and a babby so i will forgive your arrogance, but please, open your eyes to what you are saying, because you might end up on the receiving end of a world of pain and i dont want to bear that burden.

sorry.... lollipop is too m uch a thing for you.  im just looking out for all of gods children.

You should probably claim Dallas's board instead. Not like he's using it.

I already annexed it

Dragonsaver's avatar is awesome

I think we could take em'.  Stop being such a pansy, you pacifist.

Thanks 'tini  :-*

Where you gonna take us? Someplace nice I hope..

*cracks knuckles*

*smokes cigar*

*plays a delightful little diddy on the lyre*

*throws another steak on the fire*

I'm going to take you to the newest Squirtle-ran sub-board.  Don't worry about the directions.  All you have to do is wait here for a short period, then refresh your browser.  You can't miss it.

/me smirks

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

No.

Stop asking.

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

(http://www.truthabout521.org/lollipop/styles/rotate/img/USANUMBER1USANUMBER1.gif)

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

No.

how 'bout now?

Don't make me pull over!

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

are we there yet?

No.

yes we are, what are you talking about.


we're right here

Exactly.  We're here.  We're not there.

Not yet, anyway.

(http://www.truthabout521.org/lollipop/images/excal1.gif)

I can show you a real tunnel snake, Dragonair.

Can you really?

Don't mess with the tunnel snakes

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!

http://www.youtube.com/v/Pbyhpsv-6sM&hl=en&fs=1&fmt=22&autoplay=1

Actually I'm taking this board as an independent, not as a Squirtle.

Anyway, it's mine.

heh i almost skullfucked a moose

You do that, whatever that means.

give it up already you great big baby. you'll have to fight us for it.  are you prepared to cross swords? probably not. you can barely use a butterknife let alone a blade in combat. heh.

This topic has been moved to The Odyssey (http://www.khakain.com/ThePlayground/index.php?board=1).

http://www.khakain.com/ThePlayground/index.php?topic=7569.0

Don't Fuck With THe Clique

You're retarded... it's a message board.

heh, i almost skullfucked a moose

fool, you cannot take thsi board from them. you will fail, as all other have. your quest is hopeless, give up, uninstall, gg

pulse charge is rigged!

rigged

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigged

hmm where to begin

I don't understand any of your silly internet jokes.

All I know is that I am claiming this board. Ya dig that?

you are not getting this board, foolish one

my humblest apologies...

my good man I believe this is in the wrong board

you will not take control of our embassy

thus i declare that this topic is now about lolis

(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/6237/round1jv9.jpg)

and this is for dunk so he doesnt feel left out

(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/9363/kawaiifurryjd1.jpg)

i dont know if thats a boy or a girl but whatever

(http://zangoose.is-a-chef.com/derp/811473.jpg)

yes im not entierly sure myself but as long as its kemo and looks young we dont care (http://truthabout521.org/lollipop/Smileys/lollipop/loli_orange.gif)

you see what i did there i called it kemo which is japanese for "beast" which is gookanese for "furry"

synbios, stop posting your stupid threads in my subforum

(http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9609/tehwa7.jpg)

damn my steam avatar is all over that loli heh

Yes, yes I am.

Since Synbios is acting on his own... I'm going to wait til he gets it and then steal it from him.  That's what I do.

it will not happen

are we there yet?

No.

how about now?

And just how do you intend to do that, given you do not have admin or moderator status here, hmm?

Seems you neglected to consider that part of the plan, huh? Sorry to rain on your parade, kid.

are we there yet?

We were just a moment ago, but we're here now, so no.

Can we stop for Mcdonalds?

No.

Only In N Out.

Now you too have mono.

















bioterrorism ftw

I don't care. I'd make out with you any time.

There was no plan and there will be no plan. This board is just mine.

Anyway, you act as if I don't already own this board.

Sorry but its the other way around.

Let me explain this to you again, since you clearly have some trouble comprehending my posts: You are neither an administrator, moderator, guest moderator, or any sort of authoritative position on this board. You have no power here whatsoever. You own nothing.

But hey, I'll humor you, just for fun. Since it's your board, why don't you change the title of it to something more fitting?

 :sailor

i only do my lovemaking on the real lollipop (http://truthabout521.org/lollipop/Smileys/lollipop/emot-colbert.gif)

I tried to take it there, but I couldn't make a new thread

oh.. try again smf gayed up permissions and they gotta be reset on a user basis

welp then it's probably the case for dratini too don't you think

welp;;, tini should try posting again then

What's a guest moderator?

you do not own this board

you will not have it

I WILL KEEP SAYING SO AS IT IS THE TRUTH

Are we there yet?

i'll take you there ori :-*

haha i almost skullfucked a moose

Nah dude. It's mine but I choose to leave it the way it is.

And while I'm at it, you're officially my bitch.

it is not yours, you cannot prove it is, fool

youre maybe the most annoying person on khakain, synbios

HAHA! It is, I've seen it.

Don't you know when you insult synbios you insult yourself

silly people

See? He's very liked.

Are we there now?

As of the time of that posting, you were there, but now you're here.

Damnit

Now it is... something else. I'm honestly not quite sure what/where it is from.

they will chop ur wood

Amazing.

This is definitely Syn's board.

it is not

fool

you darned mancracker

you flirtitious jumping arse

you blastardious hippogriffonette

and finally

my father is better then yours

who aer you

The revealer of Khakain's mysteries.

damnit who bartered treecko away for this waste of oxygen

HOLY SHIT ITS A WOMAN

oh, good point.

Enzuru dear, your talents are needed at lollipop

i almost skullfucked a moose

gat damn

Let's fight the good fight, Archdeco.

[13:02] FreemanNotaSlave: do you know why I pulled you over?
[14:13] heroin rob slc: sex
[14:14] FreemanNotaSlave: no
[14:14] FreemanNotaSlave: because I wanted to say hi
[14:14] FreemanNotaSlave: "hi"
[14:14] heroin rob slc: Hi
[14:14] FreemanNotaSlave: wanna do some cocaine?
[14:15] FreemanNotaSlave: I like it becaues it makes my brain silly
[14:15] FreemanNotaSlave: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
[14:15] heroin rob slc: cool. No thanks.
[14:15] FreemanNotaSlave: actually, I'm chris hansen from MSNBC
[14:15] FreemanNotaSlave: how do you do?
[14:16] FreemanNotaSlave: so do you remember contacting a 2sexxxy4u13?
[14:16] heroin rob slc: i almost skullfucked a moose. I like frogs.
[14:16] FreemanNotaSlave: as well as 14 year old girls it seems
[14:16] heroin rob slc: fuck yeah.
[14:17] FreemanNotaSlave: that run is about to end
[14:17] FreemanNotaSlave: because you are
[14:17] FreemanNotaSlave: ON CABLE TV
[14:17] heroin rob slc: awesome. well. i gotta go do other stuff that isnt this.
[14:17] FreemanNotaSlave: we have your chatlogs
[14:17] FreemanNotaSlave: say hi to the FBI computer crimes division
[14:17] FreemanNotaSlave: you're free to go

[14:25] heroin rob slc: ok. i r scared
[14:27] heroin rob slc: fbi is scary
[14:28] FreemanNotaSlave: you should have thought about that before trying to sleep with 14 year olds
[14:28] FreemanNotaSlave: I see you brought the zima, lube and condoms
[14:28] FreemanNotaSlave: like you said in your aim conversation
[14:28] heroin rob slc: yeah and an albatross
[14:29] heroin rob slc: what underage rape party is complete without one?
[14:29] FreemanNotaSlave: kinky!
[14:30] FreemanNotaSlave: and a stuffed rhino
[14:30] FreemanNotaSlave: with extra astroglide
[14:30] heroin rob slc: with a a strap on
[14:30] heroin rob slc: yeah so who is this by the way
[14:30] heroin rob slc: this is the tiem for the whole "cut to the chase" part of the conversation
[14:31] FreemanNotaSlave: Chris Hansen from MSNBC Investigates
[14:31] FreemanNotaSlave: you are on
[14:31] FreemanNotaSlave: TO CATCH A PREDATOR
[14:31] heroin rob slc: ... Ok that fun is over.
[14:31] FreemanNotaSlave: this isn't fun, mister heroin rob slc
[14:31] FreemanNotaSlave: trying to pick up underaged girls on the internet is
[14:31] FreemanNotaSlave: SERIOUS BUSINESS
[14:32] heroin rob slc: Ok. Well Im gonna go do something more entertaining than talking about the same thing over and over
[14:32] heroin rob slc: :-)
[14:32] FreemanNotaSlave:  I said you were free to go
[14:33] FreemanNotaSlave: enjoy the forced anal rape in prison!
[14:33] heroin rob slc: ok i will try!
[14:33] heroin rob slc: bye

The conversation had better turn to Zalgo at some point

this is a kinder, gentler, heroin rob slc people.  we broke his soul

Seriously, can we go find this guy again? This is golden.

find who?

jere?

Yes jere

I blocked him he was too stupid

Is there seriously a necropost warning?

There totally isn't.

It wasn't in Quick Reply, it was after I previewed it. It warned about the post being over 120 days old, so make sure if you test it again to go at least that far back.

Preview doesn't work. I tested it elsewhere and found out it happens after you hit Reply. It's just odd because I rarely ever do that...

lollipop is my kinda people

ppepz

/b/ has been rife with Z-go threads all day (I dare not type his name). I thought he was a Lollipop creation? Is this the real secret of 5/21?

/b/ too? It started as a really obscure joke someplace and it's been percolating for a year or two and I guess now people are finally making it retarded and overused! Hooray!

Where'd you see it?

well if it's the new /b/ sensation of course it leaks onto other boards like /co/

I am gonna start trolling /co/ and play Spot the Turtle.

you see this

this is what happens when we start to intermingle with the rest of the internet

they steal our good ideas and call them their own

let this be a lesson to you all

I do not think lollipop invented zalgo

A LESSON

TO ALL

I've also been seeing "derp" over there a lot, but it's my understanding that Dave got it from the same source they did.

Yeah, derp isn't anything we can lay claim to.

But like everything else, we use it better.

I'm worried. Worried and scared.

anyway i have the magic solution to your problems with 4chan

simply post


into a random thread on every board. your problems will soon be solved.

I'll try it, but I don't see how that'll solve anything. It's generally assumed that everyone there is already grabbing their dicks.

Anyway, supposedly this was our source for Zalgo. You can absolve any ties to 4chan.

http://shmorky.com/parodies/n3.html

And instead make new ones involving some babyfur.  :shobon:

At least we still have Power Bitch.  :shobon:

"pojp" is on /b?

Oh, fuck that. If that's a word filter, y'all can go straight to hell. DERP.

he meant to say derp

It is a pretty mean filter. People should be able to derp and pojp as they please.

a guy i'm seeing has said "derp" to me online a couple of times.

http://truthabout521.org/flash/powerbitch/peachhentai.swf
http://truthabout521.org/flash/powerbitch/blueguydickhousejp0.swfhttp://truthabout521.org/flash/powerbitch/brokebackcowboysqi7.swfhttp://truthabout521.org/flash/powerbitch/calculatenewpaymentspinsc7.swf
http://truthabout521.org/flash/powerbitch/crazymanfuck1yy.swf
http://truthabout521.org/flash/powerbitch/kickingpowerbitchgg5.swfhttp://truthabout521.org/flash/powerbitch/shittycreditoq3.swf
http://truthabout521.org/flash/powerbitch/threespinningfucks8gj.swf

I was shocked when I found out that Gomo didn't originate derp.

Another cycle has come  full circle
it's time to once again mourn the loss of a dear friend
yes, you know which one i speak of...
let us never forget what it has done for us
and how profoundly it has changed our lives
i know you can't deny it, try as you might
for such a cultural behemoth affects all
zalgo works in mysterious ways, casting us all out to sea
we shall drift for what seems like an eternity
before we hit the shores of galileeeeeee~
once there we will rebuild anew our glorious wonder
and bring into the fold the indigenous civilization of that land
and post counts will once again be on the rise
dearest friend pack ye now your prized belongings
and paint your dinghy red for red is the colour of making things go faster
it is necessary to reach our new chapter immediately
farewell ye weary traveller, may we all meet again
eyes transfixed, forever focused on the sanguine metal dawn.

(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2877/blowitup.jpg)
YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!


(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8444/drzw.jpg)
HAHAHA i almost skullfucked a moose OWNED SCRUB TAKE A SEAT ----> _/

(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/8854/dlgm.jpg)