What the flying fuck is wrong with some women?

[Hitman]

I made a thread a while ago about playing chess and since then I've been squeezing a game or two in every day on chess.com. Last weekend I ended up playing with this lady who started chatting during the game so I chatted back. No big deal, right? I was just being nice and friendly. So we finish the first game and then she wants to play again. In total we played three games and by the end of it we're best pals apparently (she sent me a friend request and everything). And then it started getting weird because she started acting very flirty, asking me about my sex life and admitting that she's married with kids. She then asked  if I thought it was weird that she flirted with younger guys on chess.com. Noooo... that doesn't sound weird at all!

Long story short after I finally logged off I stopped responding to her messages and then eventually unfriended her. Here are all the messages I've gotten from her since:

Message 1
so..did u tell your brother about the crazy woman u met on chess.com from Missouri?Foot in Mouth

Message 2
when r ya gonna b on again?

Message 3
when r ya gonna b on again?

Message 4
text me later if u wanna play chess....***-***-*****

Message 5
Did u try to call?

Message 6
hey K..I wanna play u when u r done with ur game...if u want

Message 7
I see we aren't friends anymore. I hope I didn't say anything to offend you. I enjoyed playing chess with you.

Message 8
Bethie001 (Beth Eckert) would like to be friends with you!

Bitches be crazy on chess.com

[Hitman]

Edit: I took out her real phone number. Figured that'd be a dick thing to do

[Empress Valencia]

The new Internet for you, I guess.

I have had (and seen) dudes be just the same way, by the by.

[loller]

You attract all sorts of crazy it seems. They must sense a kindred spirit.

[TurboEmu]

Poor Beth.  The highlight of her day is flirting on chess.com.

[Hitman]

You attract all sorts of crazy it seems. They must sense a kindred spirit.

i almost skullfucked a moose fuck you. I think the problem is that I'm too friendly and older women eat that up. Friendly doesn't mean flirty tho

[TurboEmu]

Friendly doesn't mean flirty tho

Welcome to my life in retail.

[Empress Valencia]

I am afraid not.

Sorry to break this devastating news to you.

[Hitman]

That's impossible.

Friendly doesn't mean flirty tho

Welcome to my life in retail.

I can tell you personally that whenever an attractive and cool girl is working at a place like Gamestop I find I crush on her pretty hard too. It's not just because she's friendly either. It's the fact that you're a girl, you're hot, you're managing a freaking Gamestop *AND* you're friendly. It's kind of like finding the holy grail

[Hitman]

of pussy women

[Eldaron]

i almost skullfucked a moose