Let's make an Official Khakain Baby... Battle of the Sperm

Earlier today, I was thinking about sperm, wondering how it works and why some guys are more fertile than others. Like a good scholar, I decided to seek out answers for my important questions and after days of extensive research I've come to the following conclusion:

A man is defined by his sperm. If he' smart, cunning, athletic and handsome then sure enough his sperm will find it's way to where it needs to go. Similarly, if a man is weak his sperm will take it's sweet ass time, probably miss a turn, stop to grab some food, get lost and die alone before it reaches the egg. I know this might sound outrageous and a bit improbable but I'm just reporting the facts. Can't argue with science!

Anyway, afterwards I started reflecting on what I had just learned and naturally that led to the following question... "I wonder how my sperm would fare against the rest of Khakain." Being the competitive person that I am I obviously already know the answer but a part of me wants to prove it. So I'm suggesting a Khakain Sperm off! It's actually quite simple... all the guys that are man enough to participate will avoid mastrobating or having sex for a week and at the end of the week we will make a sperm cocktail with all of our sperm. Obviously supplements and/or any medication used for improving fertility are not allowed. And since we have a scientist among us it only makes sense that Abby collect and manage the sperm. Then all we need to do is impregnant one of our female volunteers (should be easy to find, who wouldn't want to be a part of this?!) with the cocktail and 9 months later we'll do a DNA test to see who wins! Obviously, if it comes out half brown or black we can save money on the test by assuming it's mine or Dallas'. Or if we want to make it fun we can wait a few years and see who he/she is taking after before confirming.

I think I got this idea from the movie Twins or something like that. It's actually pretty ingenious because in addition to crowning a sperm champion we'll also have our first super official Khakain baby that contains a bit of all the guys.

We just need to figure out who the mother should be... and that's where you come in. If we're going to have a khakain baby that's a product of our collectivesperm cocktail, who's the best candidate for mom? VGX would be the most fitting but that wouldn't work so I guess we'll have to use his sperm (assuming he still has his dick).