because you're more of a scholar than Violent J or Shaggy 2 Dope
University of Washington researchers have performed a "brain to brain interface." Brain signals from one researcher were sent over the internet and used to control the hand motions of a second researcher.
http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/1l7i8b/university_of_washington_researchers_have/The TMS machine can be used to stimulate more than just the motor cortex. It can also be positioned to stimulated the visual or auditory, among other places. To put it differently, instead of causing his hand to move, we could have stimulated him to see or hear things!