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« on: January 17, 2014, 05:42:09 PM » |
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Please post your favorite Phil Facebook statuses here.
"This status was dictated with voice recognition software. However, I still think it's easier to just type, especially since I type at 90 words per minute on average."
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2014, 06:08:46 PM » |
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"Still miss you, Number 3. #daleearnhardt #sad #RIP"
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2014, 06:53:18 PM » |
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"Sometimes I wonder how I survived the 2010 drum corps season, and then I remember it's because I'm awesome."
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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2014, 02:52:23 AM » |
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Don't tell me that Dale Earnhardt one is real...
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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2014, 01:51:27 PM » |
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"i know everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2014, 08:52:02 PM » |
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Don't tell me that Dale Earnhardt one is real...
He IS a Nascar fan. |
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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2014, 12:21:06 AM » |
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this thread is for REAL PHIL STATUSES
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« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2014, 05:03:36 PM » |
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"Wow, good photos of me in uniform! It only took eight years!"
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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2014, 05:09:43 PM » |
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"im goin on a fuckin bender tonight mother fuckers!!!"
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2014, 10:12:19 PM » |
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kill whitey
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2014, 03:09:06 AM » |
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For all of the stuff Phil posts that I facepalm to, it's a miracle I haven't removed him from my feed.
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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2014, 08:08:40 PM » |
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2014, 08:44:32 PM » |
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OMG that's adorable are we really going to make fun of that too
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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2014, 12:24:15 AM » |
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OMG that's adorable are we really going to make fun of that too
"tag teamed that santa bitch OOOH YEAAAH" |
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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2014, 01:42:34 PM » |
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"Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants, baby?"
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« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2014, 09:35:50 PM » |
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I'm gonna start texting Phil and see what happens.
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« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2014, 09:37:22 PM » |
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This thread reminds me why I unfriended him
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Well I guess the fact is
I'm outta' practice
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« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2014, 10:18:54 PM » |
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Poor Phil
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« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2014, 12:19:39 AM » |
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« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2014, 01:22:53 AM » |
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Wouldn't it be something if one of those friends was Kevin Bacon?
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« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2014, 02:04:16 AM » |
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That would be pretty damn awesome.
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« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2014, 02:13:55 AM » |
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it's one degree of separation because YOU KNOW PHIL YOU IDIOT
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« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2014, 04:48:03 AM » |
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This thread is in poor taste :p
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« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2014, 05:48:43 AM » |
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Yeah, no wonder Phil doesn't post here, with all these "friends" that just talk shit behind his back.
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« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2014, 06:00:47 AM » |
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I don't understand why y'all dislike him now
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« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2014, 06:09:28 AM » |
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Yeah, no wonder Phil doesn't post here, with all these "friends" that just talk shit behind his back.
Let's face it: Phil is just too good to grace this dive with his presence. Personally, I am glad he has finally decided to (permanently?) sever his connection with such a negative influence. He has far more important and fruitful things to focus on, which a continued association with Khakain obviously does nothing but hinder. So long, Phil. You were one of the few truly good ones, and I wish you nothing but the best. |
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« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2014, 08:17:03 AM » |
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IIRC, a guy in my division at boot camp was Facebook friends with a friend of Erin's or something like that. Given that there is only one location for navy boot...
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« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2014, 09:29:05 AM » |
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to be fair, we did this stuff when he posted here, too
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« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2014, 11:04:02 AM » |
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This thread is in poor taste :p
Seriously guys, come on. |
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« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2014, 11:16:56 AM » |
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What ever happened to phil? Did he ever get a new kidney? Maybe with his new fancy kidney he thinks he's better than us now
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« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2014, 12:38:11 PM » |
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« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2014, 05:16:19 PM » |
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Sometimes it's hard to show up for White Knight work.
Sometimes you just let it go.
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« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2014, 05:20:34 PM » |
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are we talking about your potential?
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« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2014, 05:25:25 PM » |
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No we're talking about Phil, can't you read?
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« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2014, 05:29:28 PM » |
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just barely.
i think phil is in a better place now.
so he doesn't need 'this'.
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« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2014, 10:25:04 PM » |
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to be fair, we did this stuff when he posted here, too
And that might be why he doesn't post here anymore! |
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« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2014, 10:27:40 PM » |
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Yea, you guys are kinda being assholes.
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« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2014, 11:10:08 PM » |
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I'm so confused. Is Phil dead?
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« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2014, 11:50:52 PM » |
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not yet
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« Reply #39 on: January 26, 2014, 12:06:35 AM » |
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this stuff was the good part of phil posting anyway
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« Reply #40 on: January 26, 2014, 12:08:22 AM » |
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For the record, I mocked Phil before it was cool.
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« Reply #41 on: January 26, 2014, 03:17:31 PM » |
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For the record, I mocked Phil before it was cool.
Don't get cocky; I was mocking him in 1998. |
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« Reply #42 on: March 05, 2014, 04:23:51 PM » |
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Attention everybody: Tazor and me have been unfriended. We've gone too far.
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« Reply #43 on: March 05, 2014, 06:37:02 PM » |
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Sheesh Dave you're such an asshole. First KOer now Phil. Who's next?!
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« Reply #44 on: March 05, 2014, 07:47:46 PM » |
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Attention everybody: Tazor and me have been unfriended. We've gone too far.
wow this seems like the perfect time to forge an alliance with king phillip |
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« Reply #45 on: March 05, 2014, 09:04:02 PM » |
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i have decided that, even though Dave is probably a huge loser nerd, he is a mean bully.
take that as you wish.
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« Reply #46 on: March 05, 2014, 09:05:36 PM » |
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fuck you dave
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« Reply #47 on: March 05, 2014, 10:44:24 PM » |
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smart move.
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« Reply #48 on: March 06, 2014, 12:02:39 PM » |
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Welp. What hath science wrought? I blame the hoverboards.
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« Reply #49 on: March 06, 2014, 12:09:00 PM » |
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oh no not phil whatever
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