heh sorry baguette eaters we ain't coming to save you this time
To quote Obummer:
"Heh, that's what those fags get. If you defy Allah and His Prophet Muhammad BPBUH then u gonna get explode and shot nigga. The Eifel tower is overrated and Napoleon was a short bitch baby boy who died like a punk. I'm actually a secret moslem!!!!"
Obama then proceeded to blow himself up with a suicide bomb. However, instead of viscera gettING everywhere ugh so hard to clean up, his socialist fairy dust entered the upper atmosphere leading to rampant weed legalization and basic human rights for all citizens. He will be missed.
Joe "Cool" Biden then came crashing through the window on his 1954 Indian shovel head while Def leppards 1981 hit rock of ages blared WHAT DO YOU WANT I WANT JOE BIDEN! Joe then flashed his panty wetting smile and rode off into the sunset without a word. World piece was restored and no one killed anyone over or based their values off fake wizard books from 1000+ years
The end?
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