My Head Feels Furry

[William]

It seems lately that I have to shave more and more often to keep my face clean. My hair is so thick that I'm shedding much of it, most notably when I'm in the shower. I'm picking up radio frequencies with my nose hairs. My eyelashes are blurring my vision.

This is the first stage of the fursona virus. I'm building up my arsenal and stayin' the fuck away from my dog.

[Tony_Knightcrawler]

I thought it said "My Hands Feel Furry" at first. Shoulda gone with that title. :-(

[dunkinbean]

This is the first stage of the fursona virus. I'm building up my arsenal and stayin' the fuck away from my dog.

Let me know when you're ready to commit full time. You have my AIM name.

[scrotie mcboogerballs]

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[dunkinbean]

[Reitz]

I really don't get why that second life game hasn't become a furry holocaust yet.  You can program anything into it, right?  Where are the nukes and flamethrowers already?