today's official topic: sluts

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sluts. love em? hate 'em?

i think the majority of women can be turned into sluts very easily. all you need to know is how to push the right buttons.

fucking bitches, eh?

[Rocketlex]

Eh, if that's what they're into, more power to 'em.

[Orky]

What makes a girl a slut?

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What makes a girl a slut?

me.

[shawn]

Since women are now equal to men (or at least should be) this thing you call sluts no longer exists.

[BANHAMMERED!]

Hahahahahaha

ya ooook buddy

[shawn]

Your subtle sarcasm has shown me the light. I'll turn in my penis at the nearest machismo distributor.

[BANHAMMERED!]

penis?

hahahaa, ya oooook buddy.

[Snw]

What makes a girl a slut?

low self esteem and alcohol? 

[Me]

I think he was asking the qualifications. Define slut.

[David (Watermelon)]

sluts. love em? hate 'em?

i think the majority of women can be turned into sluts very easily. all you need to know is how to push the right buttons.

fucking bitches, eh?

This sentiment is sexist. The word Slut is (for better or worse) derogatory, and you say most women can be manipulated (by implied masculine forces) into something demeaning. To add insult, you summarize with a misogynistic slur.

Therefore, I calculate this thread as satire (but with sorry few erectile penis insertion.)

Better luck on tomorrow's official topic!

[Rocketlex]

I dunno.  I think that's kinda subjective.  As we've covered, what is meant by "slut" hasn't been entirely defined.

[loller]

Who fucking cares.  Just fuck them and pray you don't get a disease.

[BANHAMMERED!]

i'm not being satirical at all.

damn sluts.

[Orky]

I know a girl who's not even 18 yet and she's been with more than 20 guys.


That makes her a slut.

[BANHAMMERED!]

i know a girl who had a gangbang with 5 other guys that she only just met that day, and she let the last one go inside without a rubber.

so i'm pretty sure he finished off inside her, and she wasn't on birth control.

yeah.. but she's got great tits.

[BANHAMMERED!]

sluts. love em? hate 'em?

i think the majority of women can be turned into sluts very easily. all you need to know is how to push the right buttons.

fucking bitches, eh?

This sentiment is sexist. The word Slut is (for better or worse) derogatory, and you say most women can be manipulated (by implied masculine forces) into something demeaning. To add insult, you summarize with a misogynistic slur.

Therefore, I calculate this thread as satire (but with sorry few erectile penis insertion.)

Better luck on tomorrow's official topic!

hey, get out of my thread.

[Orky]

Well, then that settles it. Me and Dallas both know sluts.

[Quintillias IV]

Define slut.

slut     
–noun
1.   a dirty, slovenly woman.
2.   an immoral or dissolute woman; prostitute.
[Origin: 1375–1425; late ME slutte; cf. dial. slut mud, Norw (dial.) slutr sleet, impure liquid]
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.
American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source

slut       (slŭt)  Pronunciation Key
n. 

   1.
         1. A person, especially a woman, considered sexually promiscuous.
         2. A woman prostitute.
   2. A slovenly woman; a slattern.

[Raz]

Now define slovenly.

[MadHatter]

i think the majority of women can be turned into sluts very easily. all you need to know is how to push the right buttons.

Tis true, just ask my ex.

[Halolauren]

[Reviek]

sluts. love em? hate 'em?

i think the majority of women can be turned into sluts very easily. all you need to know is how to push the right buttons.

fucking bitches, eh?

This sentiment is sexist. The word Slut is (for better or worse) derogatory, and you say most women can be manipulated (by implied masculine forces) into something demeaning. To add insult, you summarize with a misogynistic slur.

Therefore, I calculate this thread as satire (but with sorry few erectile penis insertion.)

Better luck on tomorrow's official topic!

So man sluts don't exist?

[Hitman]

I've noticed that most sluts are white girls. Or girls raised in North America.

For instance, if you try to pick up a persian chick you better be ready to invest some time and money. Other cultures are similar... western culture is totally slutty.

[Orky]

Ehhhh... I'll agree with that. Except for maybe Asian girls?

[Rinoa29017]

I think guys are the bigger sluts.

[Halolauren]

[Eldaron]

I think guys are the bigger sluts.

Probably moreso than girls to be accurate, but it's still an unfair generalization, to me anyway.

[David (Watermelon)]

sluts. love em? hate 'em?

i think the majority of women can be turned into sluts very easily. all you need to know is how to push the right buttons.

fucking bitches, eh?

This sentiment is sexist. The word Slut is (for better or worse) derogatory, and you say most women can be manipulated (by implied masculine forces) into something demeaning. To add insult, you summarize with a misogynistic slur.

Therefore, I calculate this thread as satire (but with sorry few erectile penis insertion.)

Better luck on tomorrow's official topic!

So man sluts don't exist?

I have no opinion on the existence of man sluts. I do not believe that what I wrote makes any suggestion either way. However, when I said the term slut was derogatory, I did mean to say that it is derogatory to women.  As you can see from the definition volunteered above, the word is usually used for women.  The remaining sexism is present in the original post.

Fucking bitches, eh?

[scrotie mcboogerballs]

here is a good story about a slut

her name is Sam Song (i almost skullfucked a moose)

first night I met her was in January of 2005 when I was over at Rob's house.  Rob just got bitched out by his roomates in total faggot manner for partying too hard.  So Chris and I went to Steak and Shake and ate a quick hamburger and picked up our friend McNaughty since he had a bunch of booze left over from New Year's the night before.  We came back to Rob's house to find that Rob had drank his fifth of Jagermeister and was working on Chris'.  He fell off the stove he was sitting on and we dragged him to the toilet so he could puke

I never saw a drunk person throw up so much in my entire life

afterwards I was pissed off so I drank an entire fifth of jack daniels in ten minutes, did two jagerbombs, and swigged from a bottle of captain morgan's.  That's when I blacked out, I remember being on the internet talking shit while drinking straight from the JD bottle, then running around while puking trying to ward off people with my airsoft gun, and then passing out on the couch.  While I was passed out on the couch Sam Song came over for Rob's booty call and she fucked him.  He didn't even brush his teeth or wash his hair.

Then Sam Song was fuckin my roomate, they had LOUD sex multiple times a day (our neighbors heard it).  They would have sex when my friends were over just (I think) to make us uncomfortable.

Bitch got knocked up, they took off without paying rent the last month.

fuck them

i guess she lost the baby, whore probably got an abortion

[Rocketlex]

Tee hee.  This thread is reminding me of my writing teacher last year.  It was a writing course connected to gender studies, and I felt like a lot of our assignments were my teacher not-so-subtly trying to justify her own sluttiness through our work.

The "Prostitution Ain't So Bad..." paper in particular...

[(ubone SE KE]

I used to know a Sam. We called her "Fun Sam" if that's any indication of her slutitude. When she was, like, twelve or so her dad used to let his friends bang her, so her insides were thrashed and she can't have babies. While I was tempted to get up in that just because, I never did 'cause she looked like a Klingon... she had the hair and teeth and just the slightest little forehead ridges. Oh and also she had previously fucked my friend who has herpes.

[David (Watermelon)]

I used to know a Sam. We called her "Fun Sam" if that's any indication of her slutitude. When she was, like, twelve or so her dad used to let his friends bang her, so her insides were thrashed and she can't have babies. While I was tempted to get up in that just because, I never did 'cause she looked like a Klingon... she had the hair and teeth and just the slightest little forehead ridges. Oh and also she had previously fucked my friend who has herpes.

  D=>

[Rinoa29017]

 I've been pretty drunk before, but never drunk enough to fuck somebody that looked like a Klingon...

[scrotie mcboogerballs]

Women.... whoa man... argh

Now I am starting to understand why dunk likes furry porn over a woman

[scrotie mcboogerballs]

so if you're a woman and you're told by a guy that you're seeing that a long distance relationship won't work out, does that give you a free pass to make out with some dude right afterwards?

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so if you're a woman and you're told by a guy that you're seeing that a long distance relationship won't work out, does that give you a free pass to make out with some dude right afterwards?

of course.

[scrotie mcboogerballs]

even though the two of you are dating/in a relationship?

[BANHAMMERED!]

the guy just told you it's not working.

[scrotie mcboogerballs]

no no no, the long distance relationship wouldn't begin until August.  I don't want to discuss it much right now, I'm pretty much disgusted right now.

[BANHAMMERED!]

yeah, i hate sluts too.

[William]

i didn't have to work tonight but i took a break from this huge crawfish boil party jam that we had going at my place and stopped into the store to have my phone reactivated, get my schedule, get ringing numbers, and ask this girl out, since i didn't on wednesday when i definitely should have.

she had gotten off early or something and the only thing that got accomplished was picking up my schedule. fucking lame.

oh and sluts

[David (Watermelon)]

A woman's biological imperative is to keep a man on backup no matter what her current situation.  If there is even the slightest crack in a relationship it is fully expected that she will flee down her queue of potential lovers.

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amen.

[scrotie mcboogerballs]

man I haven't talked to a woman in days and Tom the guitarist/lead singer and I were smoking and drinking with a college professor at UW-Madison and some outdoor education teacher who were both females and hot.  We left a party and hung out on  Then Motzell the drummer got pissed off thinking we ditched him (he was fucking drunk) and totally cock blocked us.  Tom and I were sad.