Listen, Fuckers. Your Admin Speaks.

[Matt]

I'm Admin now. You will comply with everything I say or you will be banned. However, I am a kind leader, so I'll take the time from my busy Admin duties to lay down a few rules.

No complaining. I will not listen to complaining. Only begging.

The following groups must identify themselves so they can be categorized and labeled:
If you originated from the Squirtles.
If you originated from the Oddity
If you are america juniorian

Mere utterance of the following words is a bannable offense:
Anime
Geico
Texas
/chan
bees
Carlos Mencia
A++
"pics or it didn't happen"
moose
Pokemon

Every Wednesday of every week is Freetsmas. Freetsmas Day will be celebrated with Sombreros and live acts of sex with women.

Thank you for listening and I look forward to working with you (or without you, if you're not careful. I have an heavy, happy, banning finger and it has an itch, too. Proofread every post. Always ask yourself, "is this worth getting banned over?" If the answer is yes, you will be banned. I'll always be watching. You may see a movement out of the corner of your eye and turn to see nothing but shadow. Was it a trick of the light? No, it was me watching, waiting. Waiting to ban you.) and I promise I will be a fantastic Admin.

[The Cabbage]

Uhh, I mean, 

[XD]

Naruto can save you 15 minutes on car insurance, y'all. 4chan's bee attack on Carlos Mencia while he was driving his insured car was an A++ job, I almost skullfucked a moose. There are pics, it did quite happen, all because a Pikachu snapped the photo.

Am I doing it right?

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST  Hint: Not really.Calm down.

[Flea]

I'm Admin now. You will comply with everything I say or you will be banned. However, I am a kind leader, so I'll take the time from my busy Admin duties to lay down a few rules.

No complaining. I will not listen to complaining. Only begging.

The following groups must identify themselves so they can be categorized and labeled:
If you originated from the Squirtles.
If you originated from the Oddity
If you are america juniorian

Mere utterance of the following words is a bannable offense:
Anime
Geico
Texas
/chan
bees
Carlos Mencia
A++
"pics or it didn't happen"
moose
Pokemon

Every Wednesday of every week is Freetsmas. Freetsmas Day will be celebrated with Sombreros and live acts of sex with women.

Thank you for listening and I look forward to working with you (or without you, if you're not careful. I have an heavy, happy, banning finger and it has an itch, too. Proofread every post. Always ask yourself, "is this worth getting banned over?" If the answer is yes, you will be banned. I'll always be watching. You may see a movement out of the corner of your eye and turn to see nothing but shadow. Was it a trick of the light? No, it was me watching, waiting. Waiting to ban you.) and I promise I will be a fantastic Admin.

Go fuck yourself.

[Reitz]

Oh you'd do the same thing, my friend.  In fact, I think you have.

[Flea]

Admittedly.

How's the wife and kid?

[Nintendo Phillip]

Thus the era of Matty has begun.

"Big Brother is watching you..."

[TurboEmu]

<---Oddity.  Label me and ship me out, hombre.

[William]

get in da oven




i never got you oddity people; vgx's odyssey of hyrule site was huge and pretty unprecedented before he started ignoring it, but the oddity site was ALWAYS awful. that you found it, liked it, and started posting on its associated forum boggles me.

[Nintendo Phillip]

get in da oven




i never got you oddity people; vgx's odyssey of hyrule site was huge and pretty unprecedented before he started ignoring it, but the oddity site was ALWAYS awful. that you found it, liked it, and started posting on its associated forum boggles me.

ODYSSEY 4EVAR

[TurboEmu]

I can't remember what it was, but I had been stuck on something in the game.  Since it was so fresh, there was really no other place for me to turn to online except something like a forum.  You gotta remember we originally did have a pretty good team that was just invaded by fuckwads later on.  Vicki, Jim, myself, Dave, etc.

[William]

i'm not baggin on the forum, but the website that spawned it-- i was mia for the arrival of the oddity people. really, it was an incredibly mediocre-to-poor url, as far as zelda sites went. it never really got anywhere because it was filled with generic bullshit and was rarely updated.

[TurboEmu]

Yeah, it was just one of the few up at launch.

[Dave]

When I came to the boards, I checked out the odyssey, but it seemed really cliquey. I figured that since majora's mask was a newer game and the board wasn't as developed, I could make friends easier on the oddity.

[mikesop]

Hahaha.. not the chocolate mamas

[shawn]

I could have sworn I had seen Erin on the echelon boards.

[TurboEmu]

Nope.  Not me.

[Matt]

It's nice to see you're getting along so well on my board.

However, I'm banning you all.

[TurboEmu]

Sweet.  More people will actually talk to me on aim.

[Matt]

Erin, you've been loyal to me all these years. How would you like to be the Admin Queen?

[Dratini SE]

Oh shit, I'm a Squirtle, a Canadian, and a pokefag. I am so not going to make it through this.

[TurboEmu]

Score!  I'm down.

[Matt]

Great! You don't get any of my super powers. You just get to be the Admin Queen.

[Me]

Italics necessary when we address her, I assume?

[TurboEmu]

That's a-ok by me.  It's only the title I was after, anyways.

[Matt]

Italics necessary when we address her, I assume?

I like that.

[Reviek]

Should just change her majesty's name to Queen Rinn.

[~*~Zelda1~*~]

All hail.