tonight's official topic: women. one word.

[BANHAMMERED!]

one word to epitomize your interactions with the femailes species.

go!

evil.

[dunkinbean]

sage

[BANHAMMERED!]

well, when i say one word i dont mean it - you can elaborate if you think you're clever.

[Efreit]

irrational

or "inconsistent"

or "sexual"

[BANHAMMERED!]

i like where you're going with this.

"whores"

i think it's a great thing i've done - relegated the females species to a single word.

[Disco]

Nefarious!

Fragrant!

Tenacious!

SOFT!

[shawn]

compelling

[David (Watermelon)]

Is it really keeping with the spirit of the question to use multiple single words serially?

Well, that's fine.

mine is

"Women?"

[Eldaron]

trouble

[Me]

Disco's right.

Soft.


with possible suffixes of -minded or -bodied or -hearted or -on terror, depending on how I feel about them at that particular moment.

[Snw]

numerous. 

[Dratini SE]

Empowered.

[Mr. Adventure]

stupid dratini



inspiring

[kate]

aids

[Tony_Knightcrawler]

Failure

Katey's was pretty awesome, though.

[Christian]

Squirrelsuit

[ObviousDelirium]

i will elaborate

fuck:     
[fuhk]  Vulgar.
–verb (used with object)
1.   to have sexual intercourse with.
2.   Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.

–verb (used without object)
3.   to have sexual intercourse.
4.   Slang. to meddle (usually fol. by around or with).

–interjection
5.   Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)

–noun
6.   an act of sexual intercourse.
7.   a partner in sexual intercourse.
8.   Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
9.   the fuck, Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)

—Verb phrases
10.   fuck around, Slang.    
a.   to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.
b.   to engage in promiscuous sex.

11.   fuck off, Slang.    
a.   to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b.   go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c.   to waste time.

12.   fuck up, Slang.    
a.   to bungle or botch; ruin.
b.   to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.


—Idiom
13.   give a fuck, Slang. to care; be concerned.

[Origin: 1495–1505; akin to MD fokken to thrust, copulate with, Sw dial. focka to copulate with, strike, push, fock penis]

[BANHAMMERED!]

easy.

[EvilMufasa]

inescapable

[TurboEmu]

petty

[BANHAMMERED!]

*high-five*

[riss]

Hay Erin you're missing an "r"

[Dratini SE]

Hay Erin you're missing an "r"

[Christian]

Errin?

[Halolauren]

i almost skullfucked a moose, yeah she's not missing any letters there.

whores.

[BANHAMMERED!]

hey lauren i think you have a crush on me

[BANHAMMERED!]

also, i am a poet, if you didn't know it (oh im so clever)

i call this one, 'an ode to bitches'

how do you tell her
with what face in the morn’
do you speak to her; bellow
“get out of my dorm!”

what to say
to a girl,
assured
of your interest - enough
to submit
to desire,
that you care little about her
existence?

and that you will
never think about her
again.

!!!bastards. all of us.

but they deserve it.
i swear that they do.

[BANHAMMERED!]

so who else thinks lauren has a crush on me?

[Halolauren]

You're a little too black for me.

[Mr. Adventure]

You're a little too gay for me.

[EvilMufasa]

You're gay for me.

[Gothic Lolita]

holes

[BANHAMMERED!]

You're a little too gay for me.

this is irony.

[Christian]

this is irony.

No, silly.  This is:

[Halolauren]

You can make iron in Paint?

[Dratini SE]

loooooooooooooooooooooool, that  took me longer than it should have.

[ObviousDelirium]

slow

[BANHAMMERED!]

loooooooooooooooooooooool, that  took me longer than it should have.

[Halolauren]

laughing out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out loud!

[William]

okay, i'm gonna be that guy.

this thread is worthless, even as a form of amusement! i challenge someone to come up with any word that applies uniformly to the women of khakain.com, let alone the world, that is not purely physical in nature.

if you're going to say irrationality, you're sure to offend. and even if those here who would be offended do take it graciously, could this not be applied to the majority of people in this world regardless of gender?

[BANHAMMERED!]

hey buddy why dont you just shut up and keep reading

[Me]

Different.

Dope.

[Dave]

Feminine.

[BANHAMMERED!]

love.

[Efreit]

Calvin Klein

That's the second time I've made that same joke!

[William]

 :fail