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« on: May 25, 2008, 06:46:57 AM » |
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some bitch randomly licked my face last night as i was getting a drink from the bar.
she wasn't bad looking, actually pretty hot, but she licked the right side of my face, all the way up past my eye ball. i still dont see properly outta this eye.
however, not only was i too bewildered to properly react, i have a girlfriend, so i high-tailed it outta there after i gave her a "wtf" look.
then i proceeded to go "OH MY GOD DUDE THIS BITCH JUST LICKED MY FACE" to my buddy, and i turn around, and she's just standin there. so i hid in the corner until it was safe.
bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks; lick on these nuts and suck that...
all in all, a fun night minus the nigger.
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2008, 06:47:09 AM » |
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and no, don't ask about the nigger.
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2008, 11:17:03 AM » |
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*asks*
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2008, 02:17:34 PM » |
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Send her over here.
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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2008, 12:15:10 PM » |
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nothing?
this is the best post on the first page and nothing?
fuck you guys.
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« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2008, 12:24:56 PM » |
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SHIT MAN THAT'S CRAAAAAAAAAZY!
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« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2008, 12:27:54 PM » |
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*asks*
There would be more posts if you'd answer. |
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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2008, 09:24:59 PM » |
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nah.
lets just say he was such a nigger.
and a bouncer to boot. and short. and on a power trip.
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« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2008, 09:25:17 PM » |
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SHIT MAN THAT'S CRAAAAAAAAAZY!
not as crazy as some of my beliefs! ha - ha |
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2008, 04:37:33 PM » |
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BTW be areful with changing your name so much beause I keep getting you mixed up with Loller.
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2008, 04:48:04 PM » |
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BTW be areful with changing your name so much beause I keep getting you mixed up with Loller.
Kinda like how sometimes I read your posts without looking at the name and I mistake you for Satan. |
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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2008, 05:57:05 PM » |
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Satan has a point. With all the lower-case letters and the five-letter t-name, I get train mixed up with tazor pretty consistently.
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I put the "bone" in "your mom".
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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2008, 08:57:51 PM » |
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Just fair warning. He's the only other poster who posts often and changes his name often.
And you could have been more creative than Satan. C-
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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2008, 09:22:57 PM » |
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Just fair warning. He's the only other poster who posts often and changes his name often.
And you could have been more creative than Satan. C-
...this is only the second name i've had. |
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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2008, 09:31:56 PM » |
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Fine, but apparently i'm not the only one.
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« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2008, 11:12:51 PM » |
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xpac, crack head, creed, something dragon, x
what else am i forgetting?
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« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2008, 11:14:13 PM » |
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nevermind entertainment
BLACK DRAGON
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« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2008, 11:29:14 PM » |
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So...you lied?
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« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2008, 01:01:54 AM » |
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I put the "bone" in "your mom".
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« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2008, 10:34:24 AM » |
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HAHAHA BLACK DRAGON
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