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« on: December 12, 2008, 11:10:11 AM »












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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2008, 11:12:55 AM »
Brad Pitt fucked up.



Aniston >>>>>> Skeleton Crackhead
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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2008, 11:13:41 AM »
I thought this was for me. icon_frown

I found out yesterday that "Cubone" is an anagram for "bounce". I don't know why that's cool but it is.
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I put the "bone" in "your mom".
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2008, 11:14:44 AM »
You appreciate naked women as much as the rest of us normal folk so in a way it was for you.
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2008, 11:15:27 AM »
Maxim?
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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2008, 11:16:54 AM »
Nope, GQ.
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2008, 11:22:10 AM »
But gay men won't appreciate that!
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2008, 11:43:00 AM »






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« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2008, 11:51:42 AM »
Stef Perry should take a picture like this:
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« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2008, 12:12:00 PM »
WTF is that black X on her hip?
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« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2008, 01:11:21 PM »
aniston is so overrated. she looks like a generic bimbo who somehow manages a mannish face.

now look at those angelina pix again. the brown woman knows..
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« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2008, 01:14:44 PM »
I'm traditionally a big Jolie fan but recently she's gotten too skinny IMO. And you take that back about Aniston or I don't think we can be friends anymore.
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« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2008, 01:16:52 PM »
i gotta go with jolie in this battle
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« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2008, 01:19:56 PM »
Are we talking about Jolie of the old or how she looks now? cause...



Skeleton Crackhead
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« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2008, 01:20:29 PM »
Yeah, she's scary thin. It's like she's breastfeeding all her kids or something. She's a beautiful woman of course, but I don't go for the tattooed look. Her politics are also bizarre enough to be a turn-off and she's got too many damned kids running around. That said, I'd still hit it like it didn't make my dinner before I got home.
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« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2008, 01:22:14 PM »


Sexy...like a starving Ethiopian.
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« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2008, 01:32:12 PM »
didnt realize she was so skinny now

im talking about the hot, thicker jolie
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« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2008, 01:36:54 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2008, 02:02:09 PM »
Jolie was hot back in Hackers.
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« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2008, 02:20:18 PM »
I'd go lesbian for Angelina in a heartbeat
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MORE THAN JUST PONIES AND RAINBOWS!!!!
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« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2008, 02:28:13 PM »
I meant that you should take a picture like that with your horse, silly.
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« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2008, 02:30:42 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/0eQcqGxNRwU&amp;autoplay=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/0eQcqGxNRwU&amp;autoplay=1</a>
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« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2008, 02:37:31 PM »








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« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2008, 02:51:08 PM »
Question..

Does a thread titled "The Boner Thread" need a NSFW tag?
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« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2008, 02:52:31 PM »
Does Furry Friday?
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« Reply #25 on: December 12, 2008, 02:55:43 PM »
If the thread is called "Furry Friday" then no.
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« Reply #26 on: December 12, 2008, 02:58:36 PM »
oh fuck it's friday..tell me you don't have jenniFUR aniston images up your sleeve
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« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2008, 03:08:42 PM »
Quote from: Dunkinbean on December 12, 2008, 02:52:31 PM
Does Furry Friday?

I'd like to point out my birthday thread was a Furry Friday.
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« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2008, 03:36:58 PM »
that's lame. next year i'll make you a real bday thread that's furless
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« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2008, 07:40:56 PM »
I'm with you Hitty, I prefer Jen to Angie. Both are lovely ladies, no doubt, but there's something about Angelina that bugs me or something.
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« Reply #30 on: December 12, 2008, 08:01:09 PM »
Angelina is super hot (with more lbs on her) except for the veiny hands. I'm going with Oriana on this one.
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« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2008, 11:52:01 PM »
I never got the Angelina love. I'm all for the exotics but I just do not like that face.

And she's only 33, according to Wikipedia, but I think she looks closer to 40 than 30...
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« Reply #32 on: December 13, 2008, 12:01:19 AM »
The other night I had a sex dream about Angelina Jolie and Nicole Kidman at the same time. Later in the dream, I went around telling everyone about it. It's weird because I don't really like her.

Anne Hathaway does it for me


and Eva Mendez
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« Reply #33 on: December 13, 2008, 12:03:09 AM »
I really love this song.
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« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2008, 12:12:37 AM »
Claire from Lost!
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« Reply #35 on: December 13, 2008, 12:16:56 AM »
Hey, Kossh, remember the Noxzema girl?
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« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2008, 01:55:29 AM »
For Matt:



<3 Claire's Nipple
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« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2008, 03:01:03 PM »

WHEWWWW!!!!

and very good song
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« Reply #38 on: December 13, 2008, 03:41:11 PM »
Quote from: Matt on December 13, 2008, 12:16:56 AM
Hey, Kossh, remember the Noxzema girl?

She looks really familiar...

Thanks for Claire guys, now I can die a happy man.
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« Reply #39 on: December 13, 2008, 05:05:25 PM »
Topanga!
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« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2008, 05:07:18 PM »
who doesnt have a crush on topanga
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« Reply #41 on: December 13, 2008, 05:10:08 PM »
Didn't she die?
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« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2008, 05:12:19 PM »
Nevermind, i just looked it up. Someone told me that but they were wrong.

Now I feel much better about her being a part of this thread.
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« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2008, 05:18:02 PM »
Internet says she's still alive. I'm so glad you posted pictures of Monica Bellucci. I would have if you hadn't.
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« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2008, 05:18:55 PM »
Great minds think alike. She's so fucking hot.
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« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2008, 05:23:29 PM »
Koorosh, I think you and I have similar taste in women:)
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« Reply #46 on: December 13, 2008, 05:25:44 PM »
Jennifer Love Hewitt was so hot in her prime. Ever see that movie Heartbreakers? She's so hot in it.
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« Reply #47 on: December 13, 2008, 05:27:34 PM »
Quote from: Matt on December 13, 2008, 05:05:25 PM
Topanga!


I wanna bang-a Topanga!
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« Reply #48 on: December 13, 2008, 05:28:26 PM »
JLH was my first love man.

Quote from: Halolauren on December 13, 2008, 05:23:29 PM
Koorosh, I think you and I have similar taste in women:)

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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« Reply #49 on: December 13, 2008, 05:30:32 PM »
Try to take over the world?
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