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dunkinbean
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« on: February 10, 2009, 02:37:36 AM »

I started a quest. A fitness quest.

But not just any ordinary fitness quest. A quest to better understand my body. And not just any ordinary fitness quest to better understand my body. A quest to understand mastrobation.

2 years ago today I began jotting down the details of nearly every jerk off I performed. I recorded the date, what it was I fapped to, and some details about it. As the Open Office spreadsheet grew, I began to notice trends. What was working, and what wasn't. What was giving me the most pleasure and what was a turnoff. As my knowledge increased, I also began to notice how different methods for mastrobation worked. 2 years later, I can safely say that my expectations for a good fap have dramatically improved. Furthermore, I could track when and where I may have last fapped to a particular person, or fetish. 702 entries later, it has proven to be a valuable tool. I'm not sure if I'm healthier, but It certainly has made me happier.

This is all very interesting to me, but most of this information is rather inconsequential to you. I could give you the details of what specifically i've fapped to the past 2 years, however you'd likely be disgusted by it. I do however, think this does some justice:



This graph represents a scientific representation of how many times I have fapped to furry material over the past 2 years. The no's represent fapping to human beings and the both is obviously, humans and furries. The results I think are mostly predictable. While I clearly prefer furry, humans have a tendency to sneak into my fapping routine more often than you might think.

What does the future hold? Tune in a year from now to find out!
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 02:52:37 AM »

This is the only kind of working out I can get behind.
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 02:53:58 AM »

ohh dunk
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 11:29:47 AM »

ohh dunk
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2009, 01:58:19 PM »

Dunk is an American hero.

This is a dubious honor.
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2009, 06:51:41 PM »

does both count as people in fursuits?
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2009, 06:53:03 PM »

I got mad when someone linked me to khakain but this thread made it okay. I am always interested in science.

What oyu might try is factoring: since you have a total number of fpas, you can maybe do some mathematics with it and get some neat patterns.  Symbology is fun Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2009, 07:46:58 PM »

People that buzz other people don't get anonymity! This person needs to be ridiculed  for his desire for you to read things!
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2009, 08:23:18 PM »

stop sending kef links to dis board
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