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« Reply #850 on: January 18, 2009, 01:43:23 AM »

I can bring beer!

I'm sure the troops will love it.
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« Reply #851 on: January 18, 2009, 01:24:20 PM »

How will they fight if they're intoxicated?
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« Reply #852 on: January 18, 2009, 02:02:36 PM »

Poorly.
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« Reply #853 on: January 18, 2009, 03:10:43 PM »

I rather think it might improve their performance, or at the very least, improve their morale
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« Reply #854 on: January 20, 2009, 02:06:46 AM »

How will they fight if they're intoxicated?

It would obviously be for off-duty hours only. Anyone caught intoxicated while on duty shall be summarily executed.
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« Reply #855 on: January 20, 2009, 02:08:03 AM »

What about hangovers?
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« Reply #856 on: January 20, 2009, 02:30:29 AM »

We'll execute those as well.
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« Reply #857 on: January 20, 2009, 12:41:02 PM »

Who put you in charge?
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« Reply #858 on: January 20, 2009, 01:11:33 PM »

YOU'RE NOT THREATENING ME ARE YOU
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« Reply #859 on: January 21, 2009, 02:48:07 PM »

Who put you in charge?

His status is probationary for now.
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« Reply #860 on: January 21, 2009, 02:52:52 PM »

So it was you?
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« Reply #861 on: January 21, 2009, 07:39:51 PM »

I don't believe he said that, did he?
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« Reply #862 on: January 21, 2009, 09:36:19 PM »

Back to janitor duty for you, it seems.
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« Reply #863 on: January 21, 2009, 11:11:26 PM »

In celebration of today I present a 5-year-old conversation.

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Twinkie Lord (10:24:22 PM): If I ever find you, I'm gonna rip your throat out and cook it up for dinner!
Tinister (10:25:17 PM): are you experienced in doing that?
Twinkie Lord (10:25:28 PM): Go to hell
Tinister (10:26:11 PM): how many times have you ripped one's throat out before?>
Twinkie Lord (10:26:52 PM): Screw you, you piece of shit.
Tinister (10:27:10 PM): i dunno
Tinister (10:27:20 PM): i don't think you're qualified to rip my throat out
Twinkie Lord (10:31:53 PM): You better hope I never ever meet you in the real world...
Twinkie Lord (10:34:34 PM): I hate you. I've always hated you. You're a worhtless waste of genetic material. You should've been aborted with extreme prejudice.
Twinkie Lord (10:34:43 PM): Worthless

You're still coming to Boardcon, right?
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« Reply #864 on: January 22, 2009, 02:28:15 AM »

*Raises eyebrow*
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« Reply #865 on: January 22, 2009, 11:15:29 AM »

You two are like peas in a pod.
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« Reply #866 on: January 22, 2009, 11:21:09 AM »

u dumb
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« Reply #867 on: January 22, 2009, 11:22:33 AM »

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« Reply #868 on: January 22, 2009, 11:26:39 AM »

I dislike you both with great intensity.
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« Reply #869 on: January 22, 2009, 11:30:02 AM »

I doubt you really mean that.
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« Reply #870 on: January 22, 2009, 11:32:06 AM »

Wish to stake your life on such a thing, hm?
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« Reply #871 on: January 22, 2009, 12:02:42 PM »

I dislike you both with great intensity.

You like me though right
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« Reply #872 on: January 22, 2009, 12:21:36 PM »

Wish to stake your life on such a thing, hm?

Yes.
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« Reply #873 on: January 22, 2009, 11:35:35 PM »

Game over, pal.
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« Reply #874 on: January 23, 2009, 07:53:02 AM »

Nope.
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« Reply #875 on: January 23, 2009, 08:47:13 AM »

It says it right there on the middle of the screen in big, bold letters.



So much for Vegas...
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« Reply #876 on: January 23, 2009, 08:50:20 AM »

See?
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« Reply #877 on: January 23, 2009, 09:14:29 AM »

Hmm?
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« Reply #878 on: January 23, 2009, 09:16:19 AM »

Totally saw it coming.

You are very predictable, Herr Rawson. Very predictable indeed.
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« Reply #879 on: January 23, 2009, 09:18:45 AM »

If so, what will be my next response?
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« Reply #880 on: January 23, 2009, 09:27:29 AM »

Asking me to attend Boredcon.
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« Reply #881 on: January 23, 2009, 10:52:53 AM »

Let's see how this pans out.
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« Reply #882 on: January 23, 2009, 01:59:52 PM »

False.
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« Reply #883 on: January 23, 2009, 02:02:22 PM »

Well then, case closed. See you next crime!
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« Reply #884 on: January 23, 2009, 02:03:29 PM »

OBJECTION!
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« Reply #885 on: January 23, 2009, 02:47:36 PM »

* Dunkinbean gathers up his belongings, turns off the lights and exits the courtroom
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« Reply #886 on: January 23, 2009, 03:00:52 PM »

Ha ha ha... I ALWAYS win.

I dislike you both with great intensity.

You like me though right

As long as it continues to remain in my best interests to do so, Fräulein Perry. And thus far, it has...
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« Reply #887 on: January 23, 2009, 03:24:32 PM »

What happens when it doesn't?
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« Reply #888 on: January 23, 2009, 04:12:02 PM »

Put that obviously vivid imagination of yours to work.
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« Reply #889 on: January 23, 2009, 04:43:41 PM »

Uhh, not working. It says, "File not found: command.com. Abort, Retry, treecko?"
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« Reply #890 on: January 23, 2009, 04:49:46 PM »

maybe you should consult the user's manual.
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« Reply #891 on: January 23, 2009, 06:06:26 PM »

Well, I hear rape does wonders for some people.
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« Reply #892 on: January 24, 2009, 01:30:00 AM »

An interesting hypothesis. Care to be the first test subject?
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« Reply #893 on: January 24, 2009, 05:42:25 AM »

I have placed a call to the future and am delighted to announce that RAPEHORSE is on his way to conduct the tests.
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« Reply #894 on: January 24, 2009, 11:33:58 AM »

Can I use your phone for a sec? I have an idea.
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« Reply #895 on: January 24, 2009, 12:23:34 PM »

*hands Dunk the phone*

Make it so, Commander.
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« Reply #896 on: January 25, 2009, 06:11:26 PM »

How far into the future did you go?  That way I may know when it will be in the paper.
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"...I had mentioned to my father my business idea and he told me to come by the office the next day. I thought me might give me money to start my small business. When I got there he told me he wasn't going to give me any money, that way if i had recievend any amount of money I would know that I earned it.  He also said that since he didn't have any experience in what I had set out to do, he would put me into contact with someone who was a self-made millionaire for mentorship."  - Jim Stovall[
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« Reply #897 on: January 26, 2009, 12:19:37 AM »

October 21st, 2015.
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« Reply #898 on: January 27, 2009, 10:06:31 AM »

should I be worried?
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« Reply #899 on: January 27, 2009, 03:58:49 PM »

Given your mastery of Equines, I would suspect not.
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