Welcome Armpit of Jack Bauer!

[William]

Hey there Armpit!

You've reached Khakain, a good-natured community of gamers looking to network and have fun! Right now we're all wondering what Nintendo's next console will be like, but topics on Khakain generally revolve around Zelda, Pokemon, the paranormal, and everything in between. But if you want to talk about something else that's okay, because the people who post here have a lot of other interests and hobbies as well i almost skullfucked a moose. Please make yourself at home!

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[hekkel]

satan

[Celestial Beard]

stalin

[Dragonair]

u mean santa

[St. Kalimdel]

I remember late one night on the skytrain, it was like 2 am, and there was just one other person on their with me. She was about 20, Japanese, and wearing one of those schoolgirl uniforms, so i decided to strike up a conversation. Well we got to talking and i whipped out my tentacle dick and tentacle raped the shit out of her. No really, literally shit was coming out of orifices i did not know could produce shit. Her dick nipples were spewing out the stuff at an alarming rate. Anyways, when i look up from all the blood, piss and shit, i realize i'm all the way across town. needless to say, i was quite embarassed.

[Reitz]

I GUARANTEE IT

[Nintendo Phillip]

South Park ftw

[Eldaron]

This is a wonderful thread.

[Disco]

I know Armpit of Jack Bauer. I will let him introduce himself.