C Melody Saxophone Forum

Swirve.com Links: Swirve.com Free Email Games Fantasy Sports E-Cards Movies Horoscopes Freebies Web Search

NOTICE: Beginning July 10th, 2008, this message board service will no longer be active or available for use.

C Melody Saxophone Forum / Repairs and Refurbishing / Later Custom Creations

Captain Muggles
User ID: 1725214 Dec 20th 11:00 AM
I'm glad to see that you chaps haven't lost your sense of humor. At least you'll all go down laughing. As for myself; I hope that I'm on the bandstand playing a blistering, defiant solo! If that is the case, then my hands will be too busy on the saxophone keys for me to give the One Fingered Salute which would be so richly deserved!

alan (uk)
User ID: 1731514 Dec 20th 11:39 AM
Hmmm - I like the idea of Diet Water - but it would have to carry the "...only works as part of a calorie controlled diet" get-out clause.

Captain Beeflat 2007
User ID: 1738604 Dec 20th 1:34 PM
Captain Muggles.
Obviously you haven't thought it out. Be sure that you are playing high D when the time comes...your middle finger will then be free.

Captain Beeflat 2007
User ID: 1738604 Dec 20th 1:42 PM
Or indeed, anything down to, and including, G.
You will have your whole right hand to express your feelings. :-)

alan (uk)
User ID: 1731514 Dec 20th 1:48 PM
Mugs, be sure that someone knows to return your arm to the normal position after your final gesture, otherwise rigor mortis may set in, and

a) you may also offend the coroner, or
b) the coffin lid may not go on....

Captain Muggles User ID: 1725214	Dec 20th 11:00 AM I'm glad to see that you chaps haven't lost your sense of humor. At least you'll all go down laughing. As for myself; I hope that I'm on the bandstand playing a blistering, defiant solo! If that is the case, then my hands will be too busy on the saxophone keys for me to give the One Fingered Salute which would be so richly deserved!
alan (uk) User ID: 1731514	Dec 20th 11:39 AM Hmmm - I like the idea of Diet Water - but it would have to carry the "...only works as part of a calorie controlled diet" get-out clause.
Captain Beeflat 2007 User ID: 1738604	Dec 20th 1:34 PM Captain Muggles. Obviously you haven't thought it out. Be sure that you are playing high D when the time comes...your middle finger will then be free.
Captain Beeflat 2007 User ID: 1738604	Dec 20th 1:42 PM Or indeed, anything down to, and including, G. You will have your whole right hand to express your feelings. :-)
alan (uk) User ID: 1731514	Dec 20th 1:48 PM Mugs, be sure that someone knows to return your arm to the normal position after your final gesture, otherwise rigor mortis may set in, and a) you may also offend the coroner, or b) the coffin lid may not go on....