Best web page

[scrotie mcboogerballs]

pop punk > best web page

[Empress Valencia]

Are you expecting to find some sort of meaning to life from a thread started by a bot that did nothing but post a couple of links to bogus home loan sites?

[dunkinbean]

He could be!

[Tiniphen]

What are you expecting?

[Empress Valencia]

In an hour from now, I expect nothing less than total recall.

[Tiniphen]

Really.  And why does this interest you?

[Empress Valencia]

Because then I could remember where I buried the gold.

[Tiniphen]

A metal detector could prove most valuable in situations like such.  "Total recall" may not.

[Empress Valencia]

W?HAT

[Tiniphen]

You know exactly w.hat

[Empress Valencia]

booshit

[Tiniphen]

Do boos shit?

[Empress Valencia]

There are a few documented cases, yes.

[scrotie mcboogerballs]

boo radley does.  he's a human just like you and me

[Tiniphen]

Huh, no shit.

[Empress Oriana]

boo radley does.  he's a human just like you and me

<3
You just became wicked awesome

[Disco]

welcome to best web page, lady o

you will find the environment here to be fully unstable, in keeping with the concentration of mendoza posts

dear mendoza: this is a compliment!

[Empress Valencia]

That's what happens when you live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.

[Tiniphen]

*feels left out*

[Disco]

That's what happens when you live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.

well do you at least like to bowl?

[Empress Valencia]

*Gives Tinister a bowling ball*

Feel better?

That's what happens when you live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.

well do you at least like to bowl?

Actually, I like it quite a bit. I just never get the chance to do it very often is all.

[Tiniphen]

Too busy shedding unnecessary tears over your lost baseball cap?

[Empress Valencia]

Strike one.

[Empress Oriana]

That's what happens when you live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.

That is one of the best things I've heard today

[Empress Valencia]

Credit due to Frank "Grimey" Grimes.

May he rest in peace.

[Tiniphen]

I think if you accept a living arrangement such as that you must get off on gloom and/or terrible situations.  I mean, you can't find another room anywhere else? Honestly?

[Empress Oriana]

How can living surrounded by bowling allies be gloomy? I mean, they are home to birthday parties and spontaneous song and dance numbers.
Hardly gloomy!

[WC]

[Empress Valencia]

We Pin Pals four.

[Tiniphen]

Aw, I didn't know you cared.

[Empress Valencia]

W?HAT

[Tiniphen]

That's alright.  You can come out with it when you're ready.

[Empress Valencia]

What? That I like to bowl? Man, that's like, old news.

Get with the times, dude.

[Tiniphen]

If I haven't seen it it's new to me.

[Empress Valencia]

Touché.

[Tiniphen]

So what do you normally bowl?

[Empress Valencia]

Typically, a bowling ball. A bowling ball is a round object that has three holes in it, which are used for grip.

Here is an example:

[Tiniphen]

I meant your score, wiseass.

[Empress Valencia]

I have never bowled enough in my life to really have an actual score. But, if you need/want a more concrete answer, I'll just use the score I got the last time I went bowling (two years ago) and say 150.

[Tiniphen]

Hey, that's nearly 160!

[Empress Valencia]

Nearly.

[Tiniphen]

So what really grinds your gears?

[Empress Valencia]

I have no gears to speak of.

[Tiniphen]

They were ground bare, huh?

[Empress Valencia]

They were never installed.

[Tiniphen]

Oh?

[Empress Valencia]

Affirmative.

[Empress Valencia]

Time for the 2nd Annual "Obligatory Boardcon/Ghost Town Khakain Best Web Page Post" post.

Here it is.

Now beat it.

[Tiniphen]

With what?

[Empress Valencia]

A bigass stick.