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[Empress Valencia]

*Takes out Scimitar and beheads the bot*

Well, that was certainly refreshing. And fun.

[just taz]

seriously dude

stop

[Empress Valencia]

Or what....?

Really, what can you do to me if I don't?

Why don't you just relax. Life is far too short to be irritated by some idiosyncrasy.

[just taz]

hey there you go

two full posts without doing it

we are getting somewhere

[Empress Valencia]

And I couldn't have done it without your help. Thank God for you Taz.

Hey, tell you what. You want me to stop doing it so badly? OK. I'll make you a deal: I will TRY to desist from my *denoting action* habit if you start TRYING to use proper capitalization and punctuation, because, honestly, I find that equally as annoying as you find my asterisk thing. 

Deal? Otherwise, I'll just keep rolling along as I please. I'm not going to waste time and effort on something for no return.

And just so you know, everything in here is totally on the up-and-up. I'm not bullshitting you. Totally serious.

[Disco]

Arguing over the Internet about Internet idiosyncracies is fantastic.

[just taz]

ok wait

so if i stop typing like this

you will stop doing the asterick thing is this what you are saying admiral

[Empress Valencia]

Who’s arguing? I am simply making a proposition, mostly because he is right about me doing that. I do tend to overuse it. But, still, that's why they call them idiosyncrasies.

And I wouldn't even be doing this much if he hadn't of brought it up. I'm just trying to be as accommodating as I possibly can be under the circumstances.

ok wait

so if i stop typing like this

you will stop doing the asterick thing is this what you are saying admiral

I didn't say stop cold turkey. I just said ATTEMPT. There is a difference. But, yes. That is the deal. You try to meet me halfway, and I will do likewise.

[just taz]

and this is totally on the up and up

[Empress Valencia]

I'm a very straightforward and bluntly honest person.

Yes. I'm serious. Otherwise, I wouldn't be wasting my time or yours in "discussing" this. I'd just tell you to fuck off or something. However, since I don't want to unduly aggravate anyone (you, in this case), I will try to see what I can do about amending the offending behavior.

[just taz]

ok admiral

i have begun to try and correct my typing

how do you think i am doing so far

[Empress Valencia]

*Yawns*

I dunno. About as good as I am, I guess.

[just taz]

dude wtf

i thought we were in this together admiral

you said we were on the up and up

the up and up

[Empress Valencia]

Heh. You're a very amusing fellow, Tazor. I like that.

Fine. I'll see what I can do about the asterisks. But I'm not making any promises.

Still, if I were you Michael, I wouldn't push my luck. I won't always be so obliging.

Oh, and seriously, I would work on those typing skills of yours. You type like shit. Really, every time I read something of yours, I get this image of some little five year old messing around with a computer when Mommy and Daddy weren't looking.

<3

[Empress Valencia]

So, how 'bout them (insert random sports team)?

Have to make sure there is at least SOMETHING remotely sports-like in here.

[treeko]

mendoza, shut the fuck up.

[Disco]

*cracks knuckles*


hey guys what is up


right

yeah thats right guys

[Empress Valencia]

What? You don't like sports Treeko?

[just taz]

why do you edit everything you say like five times

[Empress Valencia]

I'm something of a perfectionist, sadly. Also, I have a bad habit of constantly changing my mind. It's annoying, but hey... that's just how it is.

[just taz]

no but a second ago you called treeko a douche and told him to shut the fuck up

and now it just says what you do not like sports treeko

and that thing about me typing like a five year old was not there yesterday

are you insecure admiral it is ok if you are

[Empress Valencia]

As to what I said to Treeko, that was me being rash at first. Then I got a grip, realized it wasn't any big deal, and changed my tact. 

As to what I said to you, that was an afterthought that I didn't get until later. At the first available opportunity, I changed it. Not to be insulting, mind you. Just being completely and utterly honest.

Like I said, I have a habit of changing my mind a lot. Stems from the fact that I have a side of me that is constantly enraged at everything and a side that wants to be diplomatic and civil. As you might imagine, this usually results in conflicts. As such, I have a tendency to amend things. I try not to do it, but I don't always succeed.

Insecure? No. Just unbalanced I guess.

[just taz]

.

[Empress Valencia]

You're such a retard that it hurts. Please do humanity a favor and kill yourself. Oh, also that dumb bitch of a girlfriend you have.

Seriously, anyone daft enough to date you deserves to die.

[scrotie mcboogerballs]

this spambot thread has become very entertaining

[Empress Valencia]

It sure does beat the hell out of e-loans and all that other kind of shit.

[S.N.I.P.]

yeah, funny thread

i try not to be annoyed by things people do on the internet

i try to either ratchet annoyance up into anger or just ratchet it down and let it slide

i think the in-between state, annoyance, is a bad thing

my goal is to never be annoyed again

[William]

hey snippy longstocking, i'm so sick of you making a new paragraph for every sentence. at least you're forced to log in now. one idiosyncrasy down, 17 to go! i'm gonna win this one sir.

[S.N.I.P.]

i'm actually enjoying logging in as of late

i find the style with constant line breaks much easier to read than multi-sentence paragraphs, truth be told!

[The Cabbage]

How silly.

Still, I would not trade any of y'all's idiosyncrasies for anything. <3

[WC]

I would trade all of your idiosyncrasies for moderate sums of money or a whole host of other goods/services.

I'm a bad friend/poster.

slash/slash

yeah, funny thread

i try not to be annoyed by things people do on the internet

i try to either ratchet annoyance up into anger or just ratchet it down and let it slide

i think the in-between state, annoyance, is a bad thing

my goal is to never be annoyed again

this reminds me of something from a terry pratchett book about "the kind of hatred only the truly mediocre can muster*" *not an exact quote.  I'm not sure why.

That man really has some incisive offhand comments about the nature of humanity in his books.  He really is brilliant, and not just as a satirist.

[The Cabbage]

That quote was from Night Watch, I believe, which I just read. *high five*

[WC]

*high five!*

One of my favorite books of all time.

[Tiniphen]

i try to either ratchet annoyance up into anger or just ratchet it down and let it slide

Anger is for the weak.

[Empress Valencia]

Quiet, you.

[Tiniphen]

No seriously, though, I have some very strong feelings that conflict with that statement there.  I'd like to hear your rationale if you'd please.

[Empress Valencia]

My rationale is as follows: It was the first thing that came to mind, therefore I typed it.

Quiet, you. Don't make me break out my knives.

...

Wait, were you even addressing me? If not, then, uh... never mind.

[Tiniphen]

I was not.

But now I am: Get on AIM moar.

[Empress Valencia]

Temporal distortion field disabled.

Now kiss the sky like it was a pie.

[Tiniphen]

Huh?

[Empress Valencia]

Exactly, you country bumpkin. Kiss my feet and beg for my forgiveness.

Bwahahahaha!

[Tiniphen]

Beg for your forgiveness? Never!

I will however, kiss your feet.  Take your shoes off.

[Empress Valencia]

Um...

@#~SHIELD YOUR EYES TAZOR!~#@

*Runs away*

[Tiniphen]

Run, hide, can't, etc.

[Empress Valencia]

Y'know, it's vaguely interesting the path this thread has taken from the first post to this one.

And no, I don't know how many dead niggers it takes to make a crime scene, alright?

[Tiniphen]

I think you do, but are just unsure of yourself.

[Empress Valencia]

You, sir, are an atrociously poor liar.

[Tiniphen]

Of course you'd say that, because if I was good liar you wouldn't realize it.

[Empress Valencia]

Bullshit artists can recognize other bullshit artists you know.