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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2012, 09:49:08 PM » |
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Aw Joe got his first blowjob
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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2012, 09:53:05 PM » |
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i got one tonight.
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« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2012, 09:53:37 PM » |
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ivy, i see youre on the board.
do you give blowjobs?
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« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2012, 10:05:31 PM » |
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Blowjobs are overrated unless they are that of the porn star variety.
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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2012, 11:04:31 PM » |
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someones bad at blowjobs
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2012, 12:08:44 AM » |
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I'm just not that sensitive and emphatic deep throating feels way better than your average blowjob.
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2012, 12:54:56 AM » |
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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2012, 01:20:14 AM » |
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I mastrobate with tantric wind power, thankyouverymuch.
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2012, 05:46:38 AM » |
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It's not the gagging or suffering or tear lubrication, it's that the deeper you go, the more you feel. If they can only fit the tip of your penis in their mouth it's not nearly as enjoyable. Unless you've been in prison for a long time and anything sets you off.
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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2012, 07:06:13 AM » |
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Some girls just have a small mouth or a sensitive gag reflex.
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2012, 08:30:47 AM » |
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so charlie likes neither blowjobs or vaginas
just putting things in perspective
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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2012, 01:30:44 PM » |
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In my experience, if a blowjob isn't totally awesome, it sucks.
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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2012, 08:00:50 PM » |
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Everybody loves to barbeque, and most people are no exception!
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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2012, 11:22:19 PM » |
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so charlie likes neither blowjobs or vaginas
just putting things in perspective
Ripped abs though...I could rub my dick against those all day long. |
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« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2012, 12:10:55 AM » |
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Like playing the xylophone with one stick...
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« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2012, 12:32:36 AM » |
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Hahahahahahahahaha. MUSIC TO MY EARS.
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« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2012, 02:22:21 AM » |
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blow jobs: i got one yesterday. but not today.  |
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« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2012, 02:47:25 AM » |
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so charlie likes neither blowjobs or vaginas
just putting things in perspective
wait, so charlie, he's one of the ones of whom it's okay to take their quotes out of context especially if it develops into having a laugh / cry with joe later on in the day extraspecially if it insinuates homosexuality. thems the rules, right? i guess y'all think he's a blowhard and doesn't even realize it half the time but i really think he's expressing a genuine malaise in this thread i've also found that a girl "emphatic deep throating" i.e. really enjoying the full length, girth, and contours my cock has to offer makes it a more erotic and pleasurable experience. immeasurably so. of whom is this not the case? and, if you have a girlfriend or fuckfriend who doesn't perform oral sex to this extent, because of a small mouth, gag reflex, or otherwise, who wouldn't become desensitized to the same style repeated daily? all that said, i get more turned on in being proactive rather than passive. i'd take penetration and reciprocal motion over getting head probably 9 times out of 10. properly making out is too the more intense sexual experience. (nerve endings ain't everything) |
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« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2012, 03:04:51 AM » |
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I don't really understand how anyone could argue that the superior blowjob is one where the girl just licks the tip. Is someone seriously doing that here? Is it such an odd thing that Charlie says he prefers when the girl closes her lips around the shaft and just goes to town? Because I have to side with him on that one.
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I put the "bone" in "your mom".
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« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2012, 03:17:40 AM » |
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YEAH, AND THEN SHITTING ON THEIR CHEST! OH MAN, NOTHIN' BETTER. RIGHT GUYS!?
...guys?
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« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2012, 06:56:09 AM » |
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I have never given one and I DON'T PLAN TO.
Way to limit your life experiences, dude. |
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« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2012, 10:29:23 AM » |
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I'd suck a dick, but only if it's a woman's dick. Don't want to feel incredibly fabulosly gay after all.
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« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2012, 11:23:31 AM » |
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You mean a ladyboy. If there's a dick, it's still a man. Just a really hot one who's saving up for surgery.
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« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2012, 11:34:25 AM » |
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I was about to say, Chan. I dunno what biology courses you skipped took...
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« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2012, 12:47:14 PM » |
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I bet Veeg would be down.
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« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2012, 12:52:26 PM » |
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hey will
YOU'RE a blowhard
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« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2012, 12:53:44 PM » |
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I don't really understand how anyone could argue that the superior blowjob is one where the girl just licks the tip. Is someone seriously doing that here? Is it such an odd thing that Charlie says he prefers when the girl closes her lips around the shaft and just goes to town? Because I have to side with him on that one.
There's an extremely happy medium between "girl licking the tip" and "throatfuck porno gagjob" |
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« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2012, 01:36:33 PM » |
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Wrong Luke! You're just acting insecure. Also, always digging for motive. Sometimes blunt, descriptive, open dialogue is just that, regardless of how participants are portrayed and/or interpreted through the information that is exchanged.
However it's been awhile since you've bragged about your purported big dick or the sex you used to get when you had a girlfriend. (It was fun, watching you evolve into Schwan circa Kara.) Please get back into the game so Khakain can hear all about it.
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« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2012, 01:39:50 PM » |
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hey will, you're a blowhard
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« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2012, 01:41:49 PM » |
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You lose dude.
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« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2012, 01:42:48 PM » |
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oh okay!
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« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2012, 01:47:10 PM » |
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the mean-spirited simpleton: he will always lose. stop being lazy. stop mistaking critical thinking for arrogance, or dishonestly likening it to arrogance.
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« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2012, 01:50:05 PM » |
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William, shh. The original comment was funny and not actually mean-spirited.
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« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2012, 01:51:10 PM » |
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I had the most fantastic one the other day. It was pretty swell
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Well I guess the fact is
I'm outta' practice
But I'm gonna go ahead, get up 'n jack this
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« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2012, 01:52:36 PM » |
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the mean-spirited simpleton: he will always lose. stop being lazy. stop mistaking critical thinking for arrogance, or dishonestly likening it to arrogance.
it amazes me that you're a real person. you're like a cartoon character from a really weird cartoon |
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« Reply #36 on: January 11, 2012, 02:11:32 PM » |
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Actually I think I really nailed it there, better than I have in any previous exchange we've had. You do this a lot dude. You're not bringing a braggart down to Earth, either. It's just a bad habit, making snarky, often bitter-sounding comments at a select few people on this forum. William, shh. The original comment was funny and not actually mean-spirited.
Hmm, nope. It's both. Would be funnier if it wasn't predictably aimed at Charlie, one of those select few members who it's okay to passively hate on. There are any number of similar instances where he could have chided Luke2, playfully or otherwise, but of course that risks losing a smidgen of your favor, fond as you are of crazy Keiran. (it's not okay to constantly belittle keiran) |
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« Reply #37 on: January 11, 2012, 02:35:29 PM » |
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charlie and I had a nice little chat a couple of weeks ago on aim
of course, it was about china
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« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2012, 02:38:33 PM » |
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now we're talkin! lovely bit of wit you let loose there.
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« Reply #39 on: January 11, 2012, 02:39:30 PM » |
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oh damn, I just made a joke on the charlie CHINA CHINA CHINA meme. will, come rescue him from my bitter soulless harassment
I'm sorry I have this innate ability to infuriate you william. I really don't intend to. I have no interest in trying to bait you because reading your reactions causes me far more inconvenience and bewilderment than any kind of pleasure
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« Reply #40 on: January 11, 2012, 02:40:52 PM » |
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now we're talkin! lovely bit of wit you let loose there.
I was posting it to follow it up with that last post. You were too quick and ruined it for me. darn. |
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« Reply #41 on: January 11, 2012, 02:43:29 PM » |
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See there I'm not so difficult to understand. I love irony even more than I hate hypocrisy, and you are good at both my friend.
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« Reply #42 on: January 11, 2012, 02:52:20 PM » |
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It was a good joke because it was relevant! We have recently discussed Charlie's distaste for vagina whereas it has been years since Luke's has been addressed.
We should probably change the subject to whether or not vaginas have grown on Luke2.
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« Reply #43 on: January 11, 2012, 03:05:31 PM » |
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Eh, I was referring more to the fact that Luke2 likes to boast about his exploits, sexual or otherwise, without getting called out on it the way Charlie does, even when he [Charlie] is making an innocuous remark with no boastful intentions. Granted, when Charlie does blow hard, it's more underhanded than kooky Luke.
The vagina thing, now that's just a funny coincidence. I haven't seen this thread so I'm admittedly ignorant to that aspect of the joke. I just know they have history of goading one another, ever since it's been open season on Charlie's ego.
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« Reply #44 on: January 11, 2012, 03:09:35 PM » |
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You seem tense, Will. Do you need a blowjob?
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« Reply #45 on: January 11, 2012, 03:15:04 PM » |
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That sounds like an offer, Deco. I am happy to see that you have not eliminated your options in the same way that Joe has.
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« Reply #46 on: January 11, 2012, 03:17:46 PM » |
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Even I don't know what I won't say for a laugh.
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« Reply #47 on: January 11, 2012, 03:43:23 PM » |
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they have indeed Erin, but I'm somewhat particular. I mean, they need upkeep.
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Well I guess the fact is
I'm outta' practice
But I'm gonna go ahead, get up 'n jack this
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« Reply #48 on: January 11, 2012, 04:06:53 PM » |
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I mean, they need upkeep. ^^^^^^^ |
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I put the "bone" in "your mom".
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« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2012, 04:13:52 PM » |
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There is something supremely satisfying about that.
And d'uh they need upkeep. I'm not going to blow some unkempt dick, either.
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