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« Reply #50 on: January 11, 2012, 04:51:03 PM » |
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Riiiiiight?!
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« Reply #51 on: January 11, 2012, 06:31:38 PM » |
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I heard one time charlie tried to have sex with william
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« Reply #52 on: January 11, 2012, 08:28:02 PM » |
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One time I got a blowjob from a forty-something woman. Not only was it by far the best blowjob I've ever had, when it was over she brought me a hot, moist hand towel. Lady Khakainers, write that down.
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« Reply #53 on: January 11, 2012, 09:24:45 PM » |
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Fuck you. Bring me a hot, moist, towel. And then make me hot and moist, asshole.
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« Reply #54 on: January 11, 2012, 09:26:31 PM » |
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One time I got a blowjob from a forty-something woman. Not only was it by far the best blowjob I've ever had, when it was over she brought me a hot, moist hand towel. Lady Khakainers, write that down.
Maybe you were just drunk and in the bathroom of a posh club. And it was about so much more than China. GET HIM, WILLIAM. |
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« Reply #55 on: January 11, 2012, 09:41:07 PM » |
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Fuck you. Bring me a hot, moist, towel. And then make me hot and moist, asshole.
Why should I bring you a towel? You're the one that got your spit all over me. |
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« Reply #56 on: January 11, 2012, 09:53:25 PM » |
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We'll put the spit to good use. The towel is inconsequential but may help in regard to what you got all over me.
Wow I'm going to regret that post in the morning.
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« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2012, 09:57:37 PM » |
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We all know what she's implying here.  |
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« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2012, 09:58:24 PM » |
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My god guys, why all the repressed sexual tension? Is Khakain in a dry spell?
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« Reply #59 on: January 11, 2012, 10:07:32 PM » |
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I don't know if you noticed when you came in, Greg but we're all nerds here. Khakain is a dry spell.
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« Reply #60 on: January 11, 2012, 10:14:15 PM » |
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Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvKIWjnEPNY[/youtube]
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« Reply #61 on: January 11, 2012, 10:18:49 PM » |
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Talk about a nerd.
*Fires up Pokemon Silver rom*
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« Reply #62 on: January 11, 2012, 10:51:22 PM » |
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Pshaw, they even have nerd-to-nerd dating sites these days.
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« Reply #63 on: January 11, 2012, 10:52:08 PM » |
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Greg. Get on aim and discuss Snuff with me.
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« Reply #64 on: January 11, 2012, 11:18:00 PM » |
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I am currently at work, unfortunately.
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« Reply #65 on: January 11, 2012, 11:46:06 PM » |
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I still haven't started Snuff. I should do that!
I'll put in a good chunk between work shifts on Friday.
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« Reply #66 on: January 12, 2012, 01:57:29 AM » |
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Dear Erin, I have been seeing this girl named Erin.
She does not compare to you
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Well I guess the fact is
I'm outta' practice
But I'm gonna go ahead, get up 'n jack this
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« Reply #67 on: January 12, 2012, 02:07:01 AM » |
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Most girls don't compare to Erin
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« Reply #68 on: January 12, 2012, 02:22:25 AM » |
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Most girls don't compare to Erin
Erin is still awesome.
I still have the voicemail Erin left me the first night of Seattlecon. It's nothing really special, except it's from Erin, which means it's very special.
Erin is the best. 'Nuff said.
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« Reply #69 on: January 12, 2012, 02:35:51 AM » |
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« Reply #70 on: January 12, 2012, 02:54:57 AM » |
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hah hah hah
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Well I guess the fact is
I'm outta' practice
But I'm gonna go ahead, get up 'n jack this
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« Reply #71 on: January 12, 2012, 04:18:16 AM » |
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I think the saddest thing is how you actually bothered to track down all those posts.
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"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need...roads."
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« Reply #72 on: January 12, 2012, 08:43:44 AM » |
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Erin is the autoplay of my life.
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« Reply #73 on: January 12, 2012, 08:59:36 AM » |
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Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvKIWjnEPNY[/youtube]
this is sometimes how i feel at khakain. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g[/youtube] 1. asked question. 2. conducted research. 3. formed hypothesis. 4. experiment. 5. observation. 6. conclusion. if i weigh as much as a duck, i must be made of wood. therefore, i am a witch. foiled by science ONCE AGAIN. |
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« Reply #74 on: January 12, 2012, 09:01:09 AM » |
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oh, and also:  anybody ever done this? seems like fun. |
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« Reply #75 on: January 12, 2012, 12:12:39 PM » |
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oh, and also: anybody ever done this? seems like fun. I tried that once...  But no one seemed to want a "magic" blowjob.  |
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« Reply #76 on: January 12, 2012, 02:47:42 PM » |
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I think the saddest thing is how you actually bothered to track down all those posts.
"Pathetic" had more umph. Change it back. |
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« Reply #77 on: January 12, 2012, 03:32:56 PM » |
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Who is the Khakainer in the back (not the one who I think is Moiph)?
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« Reply #78 on: January 12, 2012, 03:45:07 PM » |
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« Reply #79 on: January 21, 2012, 05:52:41 PM » |
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ivy, i see youre on the board.
do you give blowjobs?
Yes, as a matter of fact I have, I've had some boyfriends, and Pre-Op transgirlfriends you know. It turns me on a lot to think about doing it sometimes, but I like vaginas/clitoris too, considering I've been with girls as well. I'm very pansexual when it comes to my tastes in lovers, although I tend to be rather picky with guys, like body hair for me is a big turn off, and a lot of guys have that. My ultimate fetish fantasy would be with a beautiful girl and a hot guy/or pre-op transgirl/girl with a strap on at the same time, and being fucked by both. But yes, I'm good at giving head to my lovers, but there's no way I will do it unless we are going out, never do that with a guy on the first date/meeting him, etc. You wanted an answer you got one! |
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"Let that which is your name be representative of an emancipation from the confines of what others desire you to become or conform to." Video Gamer X, Year of the Awakening 1991
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« Reply #80 on: January 21, 2012, 06:20:59 PM » |
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No more questions Michael.
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« Reply #81 on: January 21, 2012, 07:18:38 PM » |
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Do they ever look like this?  |
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« Reply #82 on: January 21, 2012, 07:57:59 PM » |
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Do they ever look like this?  |
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« Reply #83 on: January 21, 2012, 11:48:28 PM » |
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Jesus.
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« Reply #84 on: January 22, 2012, 02:35:15 PM » |
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priceless
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Future historians will say our civilization fell because it was I am an illiterate piece of shit.
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« Reply #85 on: January 23, 2012, 07:01:46 AM » |
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No more questions Michael.
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« Reply #86 on: January 23, 2012, 02:23:47 PM » |
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I read that in Randy Savage's voice. Christian?
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« Reply #87 on: January 23, 2012, 06:54:34 PM » |
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NO MORE QUESTIONS
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« Reply #88 on: January 23, 2012, 06:56:05 PM » |
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Thank you.
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« Reply #89 on: January 24, 2012, 09:48:58 PM » |
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One time I got a blowjob from a forty-something woman. Not only was it by far the best blowjob I've ever had, when it was over she brought me a hot, moist hand towel. Lady Khakainers, write that down.
Good service! You went to a quality Asian massage parlor! |
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I put the "bone" in "your mom".
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« Reply #90 on: January 24, 2012, 11:21:42 PM » |
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Do they ever look like this? Thank you so fucking much for getting my teacher to scold me in class for that... |
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« Reply #91 on: January 25, 2012, 02:00:22 AM » |
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because the title blowjobs wasn't a warning
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Well I guess the fact is
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