fo all mah ladies in the house

[BANHAMMERED!]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLSiy4nUvnc[/youtube]

what do you guys think about this?

[Princess Zelda]

you saw this on Koosh's wall too? It's so bizarre. I can't believe it's even a real thing. Golddiggers must love it.

Personally, I would totally travel with new people and not feel weird about it (though we'd probably both be poor 20-somethings), but I wouldn't want to travel with men twice my age or anything like that. I'd feel wrong using a dude for his money, being someone who goes dutch 99% of the time and doesn't expect others to pay. I dunno, something about this set-up feels very wrong since the exchange isn't built on a legitimate foundation to begin with.

[Dratini SE]

I agree. As an independent woman of colour I would feel wrong doing that. Also it's pretty clear that you're also supposed to sleep with your clients. And that's prostitution.

Not that I don't support prostitutes, I just don't care to be one.

Not that I would be talented at prostitution anyway.

"Life is short, and there are many places to see: WHY NOT WHORE YOURSELF?"

[BANHAMMERED!]

i almost skullfucked a moose. that's excellent.

koosh did not post this :@

[loller]

I've been waiting for the parody videos to appear, but so far I'm left disappointed. Just need one story where a girl gets raped because a rich old man thought he was paying for a young prostitute. I don't really get it.

Why not just get an actual prostitute to travel with you. It'd be way cheaper and you could have all the sex you wanted. I guess they want to feel like they earned it.

[riss]

A guy once offered to take me to the south of France, India and California to party with Soulja Boy, Snoop Dogg and a lot of other celebrities. I can't say I didn't think about it at all, but of course I turned him down because it felt totally wrong. Also, he was a moron and I really didn't want to have anything to do with him sexually. Traveling anywhere sucks if you're stuck with someone you don't really enjoy being with.

[BANHAMMERED!]

I think it's just to open up the variety to loose girls who've felt above prostitution.

ala, living the dream, i suppose.

[riss]

i almost skullfucked a moose, "loose".

[loller]

SOOOO OPEEENNNNNNNN

[BANHAMMERED!]

great because i just came across something that solidified my thoughts about the YOLO phenomenon.

[riss]

I like how they completely ignore the fact that you're basically being paid to have sex with a rich old guy. WHY NOT TRAVEL? You might as well be a prostitute, get money out of it and then use that to go on vacation with someone you actually like.

[BANHAMMERED!]

yes but you're forgetting the demographic who dress up all pretty and sleeps with men because they bought $100 bottles of alcohol at a place with really loud music.

[riss]

MISS TRAVEL IS FOR SLUTS AND I DON'T LIKE IT

[BANHAMMERED!]

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quick, everyone, poll: get peed on or not be famous?

[BANHAMMERED!]

I like how they completely ignore the fact that you're basically being paid to have sex with a rich old guy. WHY NOT TRAVEL? You might as well be a prostitute, get money out of it and then use that to go on vacation with someone you actually like.

change the equation and make it a rich, virile, sexy, 20-something.

what happens then?

i suppose they wouldn't need to use this service.

[loller]

I'd rather get peed on and be famous than not be famous, assuming that I'm famous for something unrelated to being peed on.

[Spree]

quick, everyone, poll: get peed on or not be famous?

Does this include peeing on yourself?

[loller]

I think it's what we in the business like to call a humorous joke.

[hekkel]

I like how they completely ignore the fact that you're basically being paid to have sex with a rich old guy.

Who said anything about sex?  Sure, it's implied, but it's not like you sign a contract or anything.

Outside of the fact that it's lame for people to use money as a means of establishing relationships (friend or otherwise), I see nothing wrong with this.  Old guy gets company and possibly nakeytime, girl gets to travel and maybe some new clothes.  Who's it hurting?

[BANHAMMERED!]

Ugly poor people

[Christian]

Naw, Jerry Springer already sealed their fate.

[riss]

I like how they completely ignore the fact that you're basically being paid to have sex with a rich old guy.

Who said anything about sex?  Sure, it's implied, but it's not like you sign a contract or anything.

Outside of the fact that it's lame for people to use money as a means of establishing relationships (friend or otherwise), I see nothing wrong with this.  Old guy gets company and possibly nakeytime, girl gets to travel and maybe some new clothes.  Who's it hurting?

Implied sex + horny man who can't get a girlfriend on his own and is possibly really old + foreign country = NOT GOOD

Sex is pretty much certain no matter how much they try not to mention it. It's even worse if you don't actually have any money and have to depend on him to spend for everything.

[BANHAMMERED!]

girl power, man. girl power.

[Dratini SE]

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[Christian]

Every type dratini speaks, it's like a brain cell genocide.

[Dratini SE]

I am a bastion of free thought and unlimited possibilities.

[loller]

[hekkel]

Implied sex + horny man who can't get a girlfriend on his own and is possibly really old + foreign country = NOT GOOD

Tooooooootal slippery slope argument, and a vague one at that.  If you mean that if she refuses to have sex with him he's going to go apeshit and rape her*...come on.  If every man who was disappointed that he spent money on a girl and didn't get laid as a result decided to rape or kill her or do unto her whatever heinous thing you mean by "NOT GOOD", there would be precious few females in this world who remain alive and un-raped and un-heinoused. 

Maybe you mean that old guy's balls might get so blue that he cuts off her allowance and she can't get home.  Okay, I can see how that would be a problem for her.  But for fuck's sake, she's an adult.  She makes her own decisions, and she's decided to go on this trip while knowing full well what is implied and expected of her.  If she wants to go to some foreign country with no money of her own and then piss off her ride home, that's a direct result of poor choices that she made, and it's her own stupid problem. 

By the way, "horny man who can't get a girlfriend on his own and is possibly really old" is a description that fits approximately 80%** of all men walking the face of the planet.  Myself included. 



*"Rapeshit"?

**Scientific American, April 2010

[riss]

I'm not denying that anyone who chooses to go on this trip doesn't know what they're in for. I'm just saying that I would never do that, especially knowing that sex is implied. Of course there's a whole bunch of slutty, "loose" girls who want to travel for free that would totally go for it. This isn't just spending some money on a girl. This is them agreeing to go on a trip, just the two of them, and the guy pays for EVERYTHING. I can't imagine things going well if a girl were to reject the guy's advances. Not that she would get raped or killed, it would just get very awkward and awful, especially if the girl doesn't have her own money to spend.

Also, I'm willing to bet that 75% of the guys on this site are really rich old men from the Middle East.

And you're not that old! I meant like 50+ year olds.

[loller]

That means William should be able to get a date to Oman immediately.

[Dave]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ1lc6KASWg[/youtube]

[BANHAMMERED!]

you are honestly like a genius

[hekkel]

Dratini do you tan well?

[Video Gamer X 2]

Okay so it's basically an escort service.  I know some escorts that do this sort of thing, and yes they make great money at it...but it's a skeevy career that means you have to usually end up sleeping in hotel rooms with older men i.e 40's, 50's, even 60's or older.  Yeah their rich, but...yuck!