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« on: November 19, 2013, 05:29:10 PM »

http://www.nature.com/news/mystery-humans-spiced-up-ancients-rampant-sex-lives-1.14196

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“What it begins to suggest is that we’re looking at a ‘Lord of the Rings’-type world — that there were many hominid populations,” says Mark Thomas, an evolutionary geneticist at University College London

thats right, joe.

now we know your story.
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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2013, 08:15:31 PM »

What's scraping?
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« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2013, 08:23:18 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2013, 08:24:16 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2013, 12:16:33 AM »

I bet there were some pretty hot archaic human chicks.
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2013, 12:18:25 AM »

I bet the Neanderthal babes had nice asses.
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2013, 02:56:16 AM »

I bet Neanderthal chicks rub mammoth butter on their stretch marks.
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2013, 07:09:28 PM »

i hope they do
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« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2013, 11:39:16 PM »

I bet Hobbit girls, despite their small stature, have big tits.  Like Cambodian girls.
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« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2013, 11:46:28 PM »

i have not noticed this particular combination.

my Cambodians have been lithe
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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2013, 08:59:17 AM »

i can't vouch for that
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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2013, 11:39:02 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2013, 12:02:44 PM »

It's possible the one on the right has cleverly-disguised huge tits.  Anyway, there are exceptions to stereotypes.  Like black girls with flat asses.

Besides, how do we know those girls are even Cambodian?  They look Guatemalan to me.
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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2013, 01:47:47 PM »

Sometimes people from Central and South America look Asian.  It's a scientific fact.  Source: if you type "why do Mexicans look" into the google search field, the second suggestion is "why do Mexicans look Asian".
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2013, 08:27:39 PM »

Those Asians look Mexican because of how they've been drawing their eyebrows on with Sharpie.
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« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2013, 01:26:36 AM »

Would you rather fuck an archaic human chick or a Mexican chick?  Please avoid making the obvious joke.
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« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2013, 02:40:46 AM »

That is my least favorite sentence!

I dunno, Mexican chick I guess. As long as I can wear a condom.
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« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2013, 01:36:54 PM »

Condoms don't work with Mexican chicks.
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« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2013, 01:42:46 AM »

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« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2013, 02:13:04 AM »

http://www.pasthorizonspr.com/index.php/archives/12/2013/interbreeding-inbreeding-early-populations

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the Neanderthal woman whose toe bone provided the DNA was highly inbred. The woman’s genome indicates that she was the daughter of a very closely related mother and father who either were half-siblings who shared the same mother, an uncle and niece or aunt and nephew, a grandparent and grandchild, or double first-cousins (the offspring of two siblings who married siblings).

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« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2013, 01:02:21 AM »

That's the subject matter of my upcoming erotic novel. It's a period piece. In a couple ways.
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