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« on: July 17, 2015, 09:19:13 AM »



Discuss.
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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2015, 12:59:41 PM »

Sauce?
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2015, 01:01:46 PM »

I enjoy it.
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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2015, 02:43:27 AM »

Because of ur butt.


What do you guys think wisdom is? Is it effective judgment given the available facts? Is there a moral or transcendent aspect to it? Those terms require definition, I know, but I'm about to board a plane (and I can't complain) back to Chicago.
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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2015, 10:22:37 AM »


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« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2015, 05:40:37 PM »

my buddy is doing the comic thing.

i'm in awe whenever he goes up on stage because he can command an audience better than most of the other comics he performs with.

i know you've been doin the comic thing, maff, and i think it's godly. i'd love to catch a set, even if by .mp4.

cheers.
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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2015, 11:47:47 PM »

i am awful at comedy

sry

doin my best
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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2015, 10:10:27 AM »

im sure ur great. hopefully we'll see you on HBO in 5 years.

can you talk about your best set? worst set?




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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2015, 10:04:00 PM »

The best one was when everybody laughed at my jokes.

The worst one was when I accidentally said nigger 25 times in a row.


It's late, that's not true, I'll think about it and get back to you. Hopefully I'll have my best set ever in the next couple days so I can just tell you about that.
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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2015, 10:56:35 PM »

I would love to see one of your sets.

I want to get into stand up, really badly, but I'm in a location without any comedy open mics around. Actually, as far as I know, no open mics at all, and moving isn't an option due to Navy. I guess I'll just wait until I get out.
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« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2015, 09:43:06 AM »

Practice on Youtube.

My buddy was pretty terrible in video form, but i think the practice really helped him on stage.
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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2015, 10:03:29 PM »

I would love to see one of your sets.

I want to get into stand up, really badly, but I'm in a location without any comedy open mics around. Actually, as far as I know, no open mics at all, and moving isn't an option due to Navy. I guess I'll just wait until I get out.

Workshop material during lunch in the mess hall. (Do they still call it that? You can probably make a joke about your set being a mess. That one's on the house.)
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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2015, 11:10:58 PM »

our mess hall was the church's 'cafeteria'. they had a stage. i floated from table to table and invariably found myself on the stage steps, with a few chums.

i have crazy stage fright/etc so i think it's ironic.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc[/youtube[
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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2015, 11:12:22 PM »

The best one was when everybody laughed at my jokes.

The worst one was when I accidentally said nigger 25 times in a row.


It's late, that's not true, I'll think about it and get back to you. Hopefully I'll have my best set ever in the next couple days so I can just tell you about that.

i really feel so cheated.
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